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3 Nov 2005

Quote by Sarah
Sorry I won't be with you all
But I hope you have a wonderful time
And at least one drink for me!!

Please try and come Sarah, even non-skaters are welcome as we will move into a pub for drinks after (make mine a Mulled Wine me thinks!).
lol

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3 Nov 2005

.......well if nothing else, hes resillient! rolleyes

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3 Nov 2005

5. Old Jamaica

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3 Nov 2005

7. Maverick

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3 Nov 2005

CCooorrrr your a bit of alright even if you are a pillock wink

Fancy a shag? Have you a big cock? Are you a stayer and also a heavy cummer? Can you cook, and more to the point can you wash up!?
Right, wheres me keys............ :twisted:

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3 Nov 2005

Quote by lancyuk
hmm must have been the local shakey hand mans day off then.
i shall have to visit again to see the true nature of the locals (possibly for the ice skating in december)

Yeah....Lancy.......Ive got my eye on you and what your saying....... smackbottom

JucyLucy and I may have to show you the true ways of Londoners wink

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3 Nov 2005

Dammie, what you been up to now!? rolleyes

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3 Nov 2005

Quote by mistress_sassy
Oi ya daft cow, you forgot to add me!

Forgotten to add me too!!! Oiiii rolleyes

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2 Nov 2005

Brown is the new black for this season apparently dunno

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2 Nov 2005

A few more have booked up, anymore? Please let me know if you have done so.
Thanks smile

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1 Nov 2005

A cock

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1 Nov 2005

Well ive booked my train ticket today (Virgin of course :angel: ) with thanks to a certain fella for pointing me in the right direction kiss

so im now travelling both ways first class! :thumbup:
Dont go backing out on me now girls!! :twisted:

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1 Nov 2005

Some of us have already booked our tickets, so hurry up! :twisted:

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by HornyRed
I've been arrested

Me too

Shy with their truncheons and no body search dunno

Boring as hell it was wink

I agree!, although I was strip searched! :shock: I even had to help the young policewoman get the cuffs on ME! Something very wrong there :doh:

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1 Nov 2005

Heres one off the top of my head...
10cc got their band name from the fact that thats the amount of semen a man produces when he ejaculates lol

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1 Nov 2005

If only I was a little bit younger! OK OK 10 years younger!! rolleyes

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1 Nov 2005

Quote by leprechaun
I think the Leprechaun has made a slight oversight on this occasion, he wont be in the country tomorrow night!

well thanks to my social bitch for reminding me in public and humilating me
Well you dont usually need any help hun wink

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1 Nov 2005

I think the Leprechaun has made a slight oversight on this occasion, he wont be in the country tomorrow night! rolleyes

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Didn't even have to think !!!!

A normal day for you then wink

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
If the truth be known c2us4, there is only me and you on this site.
I have 28,000 usernames and have to remember the personality of each of the names. Sometimes, to make life easier, I invent users that have no personality, such a Postie, HornyRed, GenHertsCpl or deancannock, so that I don't have to think too much!!!

:kissmyarse: You had soooooooooooooooo better be able to run fast, cos yr a dead man walking..... :kick:

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Went out clubbing to Torture Garden with my m8's from SH on Saturday and when we returned to my car at about 5am, my car door had been prized open at the top Basically the car door was still shut (they couldnt get in) but the top rim was no longer touching the the frame of the car (following )
Makes me so angry, Its a fairly old car now (an M reg) and i've had her from nearly new, looked after her so well, cleaning inside and out, regular servicing and shes been so reliable, yet some bloody scrotes feel they have a right to damage other people property. Just in the last few months, someone ripped off my aerial and someone else reversed into my door whilst it was in a car park
What goes around comes around .............

If you take the window down, open the door and stand on the inside of the door (bracing it with your knee) you can easily pull it back into line. I have to do it regularly at work!! confused

:shock: Where the HELL do you work!! rolleyes

Have to say thou, the brute force of MrGHC and Leprechaun, it was fairly straight again in minutes, but needless to say its not a perfect fit.... confused

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31 Oct 2005

Went out clubbing to Torture Garden with my m8's from SH on Saturday and when we returned to my car at about 5am, my car door had been prized open at the top mad

Basically the car door was still shut (they couldnt get in) but the top rim was no longer touching the the frame of the car (following confused

)
Makes me so angry, Its a fairly old car now (an M reg) and i've had her from nearly new, looked after her so well, cleaning inside and out, regular servicing and shes been so reliable, yet some bloody scrotes feel they have a right to damage other people property. Just in the last few months, someone ripped off my aerial and someone else reversed into my door whilst it was in a car park mad

What goes around comes around .............

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31 Oct 2005

OK Folks!
Tickets are now on sale so get in quick before they sell out!!!
PM's have been sent with details, and hopefully I havent missed anyone out. Any questions just ask! lol

GO BOOK YOUR TICKETS!!

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31 Oct 2005

My current mug is the PG Tips Gromit mug where his nose changes colour lol

My son makes me laugh thou, he calls him Wommit which sounds like something else :shock:

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by DreamerHelen
Sorry but I won't be able make this, work has reared it's ugly head again......

Sorry to hear that Helen, let me know if you are able to make it in the end thou.
smile

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31 Oct 2005

Quote by lancyuk
at 6'8 im good at putting things on high shelves and changing light bulbs

Blimey, at 5'2 id sure find you handy :!: wink

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31 Oct 2005

Welcome Emily! :high-smile:
Welcome to SH! Did you manage to get to TG on Saturday, I did look out for you!
J xx

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31 Oct 2005

You still have us down as a possible, we are definates!
xxx

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31 Oct 2005

Funin_and_Mike and Ascar, you have been added to the list. smile

Sorry Phil, you havent been around long enough for me to allow you to come, maybe next time hun smile

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29 Oct 2005

Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
May I refer you all to this post.
It may explain things
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/61511.html
phredd

NOW im really worried! confused

:uhoh:

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