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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by sparky230
any room for a mad sparky, used to roller skate, but totaly crap on ice.
but what the hell

Crap on Ice, good, you may actually make Lucy, Tabbi and myself look fairly talented...........well one hopes anyway lol
You have been added. smile
Quote by Sarah
Morning Jags,
We are awake and sober.
As you can see no one drank anything last night lol
And all the Mods were dedicated to looking after the standards of the site :shock:

Just look at that pic, a rose between two thorns huh wink What a woman would do to be in that position hump :twisted:
Quote by leprechaun

Sod - That's a synonym for something else right? wink lol

sod=Suck On Diss
Thats a place in Norfolk lol rolleyes
Quote by paddler
OOOooooo theres a really good Fetish Footware place there......

Sorry, but I think that it closed down a few months ago. sad sad
Alternative Footware is still there, I spoke to them on the phone on Thursday lol
Quote by bigDewi69
I mentioned this in the chatroom last week and im sure people thought I was just pulling their leg, but this is true!!
Along with a lot of girlies in here, I/we often play with my friend that hubby bought me last year, a rampant rabbit.
Well, I was using it last week when BANG! It literally exploded, causing me to cack myself, especially thinking about WHERE it was at the time :shock:
I can laugh about it now, but just think of the injuries claim id have had to submit if it had been worse!!
How embarassing!! redface
Has anyone else had theirs go bang too? rolleyes

Lucky for Ann Summers they don't come with guarantees rolleyes lol
For the product or the orgasms?! lol
Quote by 34fun
did it split ? where did all those little balls go from the shaft !
if you need someone to have a look "i'm not a gynachologist but i'll have a fu**ing good look"

PMSL!
The bang came from towards the battery compartment, but the batteries are fine, oh and i forgot to say, its still working too! lol
Quote by PrincessSwallows
You shoudl write to ann summers! Might get sum free vouchers???

I could but do I have a leg to stand on as it probably blew up due to over use!! redface
I enjoy reading the glossies as they do have that feel good factor, but i dont I have a fetish over them. Its all about creating an illiusion, as I know that a lot of it is makeup, models starving themselves, airbrushing, being pulled, tugged, fussed about, just to creative that perfect shot...
With all this in mind it doesnt exactly create that sensual, erotic, sexy image does it?
I tend to skip to parts i can actually read, or the holidays pages lol
Give me an erotic novel anyway :thumbup:
PS. Viki, are you the girl I chatted to in the chatroom about 2 nights ago?
OOOooooo theres a really good Fetish Footware place there...... couldnt pop in and get me a catalogue could you Warwick please?! wink wink
sorry, ill go now rolleyes ..............
I mentioned this in the chatroom last week and im sure people thought I was just pulling their leg, but this is true!!
Along with a lot of girlies in here, I/we often play with my friend that hubby bought me last year, a rampant rabbit.
Well, I was using it last week when BANG! It literally exploded, causing me to cack myself, especially thinking about WHERE it was at the time :shock:
I can laugh about it now, but just think of the injuries claim id have had to submit if it had been worse!!
How embarassing!! redface
Has anyone else had theirs go bang too? rolleyes
Quote by leprechaun
if u short and desperate give lep a shout

Dont you mean...if you fancy an aimless drive around the wirral, late on a dark wet night, with no idea of where yr going, thinking bugger I should have checked directions ??? :doh:
Right, im off bolt
Quote by bluexxx
Are you handing out little bars of chocolate to each person/couple or group?

Hee hee, what a great idea :thumbup:
This is worth is just for the choccie alone! wink
Can you make room for us on the 17th pls BLue, im sure we can 'alf inch' Judys room keys after (or before!) the xmas meal for an hour, or two, or three :twisted: hump
Quote by dambuster

Im going as a dark angel, wearing a black leather basque, black hot pants, stockings, killer knee length boots with buckles, and of course black angel wings. Ill also be wearing a red feather tiara and a delicate face mask with red jems and feathers, so look out for me!! Dont be shy, come over and say hi to us lol

*db is now a quivering, gibbering wreck in the corner
And....is that different from any other day db rolleyes ????? wink wink
AAwwww redface thats a lovely thing to read first thing in the morning Steph, thank you! kiss smile
Quote by leprechaun
to make sure where me was
was only 3/4 of a mile away

Yeah, but bloody LOST!!! hehehe :twisted:
Would have minded, but you have been there before!!! :doh:
Well I dont feel so bad now, having told a guy on messenger that I still occasionally listen to.......................
Leo Sayer blink sshhhhhhhhhhhhh
So Iain_NW, thats one piece of info on me that you cant use for future blackmailing lol Im just trying to remember what else I told you confused rolleyes lol
Im constantly tidying confused I even annoy myself!! confused
Other than that, im perfect wink rolleyes yeah right!!
Quote by Emily
Well we enjoy going to Torture Garden (going Saturday) and have been to Club Wicked. Have also been to Rios but personally, we prefer the private gatherings and munches with the SH bunch lol

I'm not very fetishy but TG's always good smile
I'm hopefully going on Saturday night too, got a pre-party first with some friends after which half of us are moving on to TG. Wearing a "fallen" version of the angel outfit I'm wearing for more normal halloween parties smile
Im going as a dark angel, wearing a black leather basque, black hot pants, stockings, killer knee length boots with buckles, and of course black angel wings. Ill also be wearing a red feather tiara and a delicate face mask with red jems and feathers, so look out for me!! Dont be shy, come over and say hi to us lol
Well we enjoy going to Torture Garden (going Saturday) and have been to Club Wicked. Have also been to Rios but personally, we prefer the private gatherings and munches with the SH bunch lol
Quote by leprechaun
if that the case me decided with another member that u is social treasure in other words u get the deposit once we finalised venue and cost for meal

Yep, this is true, but can Judy be trusted not to flounce off with the deposit rolleyes :twisted: I heard shes after a new winter wardrobe wink
The roads are only really as good as the drivers on it, after all, they still need careful drivers with excellent navigation skills, one who would take the time to know the whereabouts of the venue they have arranged a meet at, isnt that right Leps wink
I mean, imagine, just what would you do in a situation like that! Oh yes, call Joolz wink :giggle:
Loads of favourite quotes but im on a Queer as Folk kick at the mo:-
Roy has just rammed Stuart's car after spotting him kissing his son.
Stuart Alan Jones: What the fuck are you doing?
Roy Maloney: Fifteen! That boy is fifteen!
Stuart Alan Jones: So? The car is only six months old and you've still buggered it.
lol
I adore thunder and lightening, turn out the lights, turn off the TV and just watch and listen.
We have been in some terrific storms in Florida, we were in a barn at a BBQ one time and the lightening hit the barn loosing all power and lights, it was fantastic!!! lol :twisted:
Quote by markz
leps doing an impression of driving on a road in ireland. biggrin

Lol so you've heard the stories too lol :evil2:
Markz, why arent u coming Skating? :dry: Cluck, cluck wink
Tipping the Velvet was brilliant, another British class act.
The L Word just doesnt do much for me, but MrGHC is thoroughly into it, can think why rolleyes To me I just find that American programmes just dont have that edge that the British ones do...... :!:
Jees, leave the poor guy alone will ya, you know hes actually a soft centred sort really, easily offended, ultra-sensitive and putty in my hands wink Well actually no, i take that back, hard in my hands :giggle: :twisted:
Hijack over....you do know ill get a bollocking for this now!! wink confused :cry: