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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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October sounds good Helen, my birthday at the beginning of October, and I could do with some pressies!! rolleyes Im not materialistic, honest, im not, really im not! lol
Anyway, why is it that after such a good weekend, something crap happens? Anyone else find that too? My kids Rabbit, Willow, was found dead this morning, they dont know yet cos they went off to school, but my daughter is going to be distraught, the rabbit adored her (attacked me mind you :shock: ). :cry: confused We think it died of shock cos there was a fox sitting next to its cage this morning mad
RHCP at the moment, esp Live at Hyde Park album, cos I was there last June down the front!! :inlove: worship :bounce:
Quote by morbiusUK
Thank heavens it was you Calista, I had visions that perhaps I shouldn't have had.
john
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Yeah so did those poor lads at the bus stop........
But lets just set the scene.........
Quiet street near London Bridge...... half past midnight so doubtless these lads have had bevvy or two and are waiting for their bus home..........
Then two guys dressed in, well........ dressed in rubber armour looking like aliens walk past them....
followed by a women who from where they were, prolly looked like all she was wearing was a longish jumper and a bowler hat, mind you she didnt have much more on :twisted: .......
Then there was another woman in a long black PVC dress, black fleese jacket and white feather boa who for reasons known only to her..... (ok see above for them lol) stops in the middle of the street and hitches up her dress, and i dont mean just a bit...... the hem that should be on the floor gets lifted up and hooked under her chin!!!!!!!! :eeek:
POOR GUYS!!!
Thats one of the best bits about going to TG, leaving a top quality hotel looking like your off to work at Kings Cross, walking down a quietish street (no one around untill u need to sort your stockings or cleavage out anyway), dressed in the most bizzarre outfits, and just brazenly walking pass people like we do this everyday. Classic :thumbup:
Quote by Calista
Pronounce God Jesus backwads rotflmao

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I have very religious in laws and so want to 'phone them and repeat that :shock:
C x
God I must be tired, took me a while to work that out redface redface redface
Ok ok, im off to bed lol.....
Quote by Calista
well all i can say is thank u lot u is all as mad a hatters plz feel free to pm me and keep in touch
1st thanks helen
2nd thanks to my southern taxi
3rd to 1 and all especialy to all those who took time to chat with me

Word of warning with this man ...... when he says "drink up and we'll leave" .. it's actually code for "drink this one, get another one in and we'll go when I've finished tarting"
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Cx
Calista, you know Lep soooooooooooooooo well! :twisted:
Thanks to everyone for Saturday, had a scream, wont name all names but i think i managed to talk to everyone! And your all lovely!! :inlove:
Special thanks to Calista, Morbius and Lep for their company into the small hours of Sunday morning! I'll never go to a Maccy D's drive through without thinking about asking for a Diet Coke and 5 straws!!
Heres to the next one.... :twisted:
Quote by Tim and Lene
Thanks for the link Herts Couple, yes September is a long time to wait. The Torture Garden seems very D/s from what we can see on the site, (or have we misunderstood)We were hoping for an evening a little softer, but from a website we find it so difficult to get a proper feel for a place.
Hmm it looks like we are going to have to get some kinky clothing.
Tim & Lene

TG is very open minded and laid back and can be whatever YOU want it to be, to be honest. Yes there are dungeons wth racks, grope boxes, whipping and other 'side shows'. If you want to go and just dance, thats fine, if you want to be dominated, you can do that too, the choice is yours..... :P
I do admit that the website and any press coverage, makes it seem very hard core, but its actually not as bad as the impression. lol
Forgot to mention that where Night of the Senses is annually, Torture Garden is almost monthly i think....
May save you waiting until Sept to get a feel for these events! lol
I went last year but to honest, Torture Garden is tons better and cheaper! Yes I agree with a previous comments about it definately being a fetish event and not a swinging event, but still fun.
Went to Torture Gardens birthday ball last night...or should I say this morning rolleyes .......got home about 6:30am so im bloody knackered!
Not sure I'll to go to Night of the Senses again this year.
Ive got a fantasy about having fun in the woods, knowing my luck thou the rangers would be out counting the number of trees or sommit!! rolleyes
Quote by satin
hello.
just to let you know ive left SH and apart from the wigan munch coming up i will NOT be attending ANY SH events in the future.
ive met some really nice genuine people on here and hope to keep in touch by mobile,ive also met a couple of slimy pricks of which im finding it harder and harder not to punch when i meet them so as my son is more important than prison this is a small part of why i must go.
i owe this explanation to the "friends" ive made on here,i dont wanna be deactivated as one day i might wanna come back on but if thats wat the mods wanna do then shit happens.
i wll be going to the village in manchester when i can so i may see some of you from time to time.
to all my friends thanks for a good time and your friendship.
goodbye
satin
xxx

What can I say but DONT GO!! Dont let the pricks gain an advantage, why let them rule yr life and dictate what you do. Would you stay indoors cos of idiots on the street...no. Would you stop driving cos of maniacs on the road.....no. Theres always someone wanting to spoilt it for others somewhere in life, but we carry on. Hurry back Satin please.... :therethere: , im keeping your seat warm for you.
xx
ps. btw Gill and Del have pc probs.
Quote by little gem
no surprises there then.
i had the worst time yesterday, i was teaching pastry making, 2 fuckingf hours to make jam tarts and one of the little swines was sick over me as well.

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
I think you should change the title of this thread to something like "moan about your kids here" or something else appropriate! lol
Rule number one when baking things (this applies to the parents on here too) NEVER , and I mean never, eat anything your children bake or cook at school. You can almost guarentee every filthy unwashed child will have had their hand in the mud at break and then in the cake mix afterwards. It will most likely give you food poisioning so strong you'll be able to crack the toilet bowl, stink the house out for a week and convince the neighbours you have adopted a small pony who insists on farting loudly every 3 minutes.
Children sould come with a major health warning!
"BEWARE! stress and illness concealed behind cute facade"
AAwwww Gem AT LAST!! Welcome to my world! lol Finally someone whos speaks the same language as me!! hehehe
My 3 1/2 yr old son brings home cooking EVERY Friday and i have NEVER tried any of it!! Especially when at the same time they are studying Mini-Beasts - yes snails, slugs, worms etc. :shock:
My daughters been doing her SATs this week, I agree too much pressure at their age 6 and 7 yr olds :cry: and her teachers agree too.
AND for my sins ive just had my police check done so i can help on the school trips with my son, a coach load of 3 1/2 yr old...........oh joy!! rolleyes
He made me laugh today thou, i was fiddling with his seat belt to put it on and after a struggle, he said "mum yr a genius" so i asked where he got that word from and he just replied "my mouth"!! So Cute!! Makes it all worthwhile.....even if he is a little shit again 10 mins later mad
Quote by Calista

Come to that Mrs GHC why has MrGHC not been on recently, you been hogging the keyboard.

That's my fault I've kidnapped Mr GHC and I'm keeping him for my own pleasure Sarah!
C x
I now have visions of MrGHC and Satin locked up in Calistas dungeon :twisted: whip
Well its come to my attention that a certain person has been AWOL for a while now, and I need him to come back to keep me company!
Has he been kidnapped whilst doing the shopping? Has he gone wandering the woods and got lost (highly probably knowing Satin rolleyes ). Has daytime TV had its dire effects and he's turned into a dribbling wreck in front of TV still in dressing gown?
Get in touch hun, your missed immensely ..... kiss
Quote by fabio grooverider
hello missc.... can i make a suggestion... if you want to meet people from the SH site tomorrow there are various event going on tomorrow in london.. have a look at the threads.....
the sauna meet in the afternoon
the torture garden event in the late evening.....
welcome by the way and enjoy the site...
sean xxxxxxxxxx

Nice idea to check the LMU threads, but munches and mini munches usually require you to have been a member of this site for a good month or more and to be an active member of the forums. lol
Hope this helps you MissC.
xxxx
I have the upmost respect for the Mods, their devoted time, effort, vigiilence and patience to name a few is just something i cant devote to something like this at the moment, plus the fact that they still have lives to live; work, children, housework, family members, school runs etc etc etc.
Sometimes, I just read a prats thread and just wonder how u just dont turn around and tell them to 'feck off' is beyond me! :twisted:
Quote by jamnat20032003
down south they have jellied eels instead of mushy peas
i know which on eid rather have
and it isnt eels

Didnt realise you'd visited all southern chippys lol
My local Chippy is brill, won an award from Carlton TV for being one of the best in/around London. Sells everything (inc mushy peas!!), chips are gorg, not greasy, HUGE portions. Yes they also sell pies, spam fritters, sausage rolls etc etc etc.
BTW we have a Harry Ramsdens near us too, what a load of crap and the service is appalling!! confused
Dont panic Calista!!
I have a PVC ballgown u can wear for TG if you want, its a size 14 but laces up at the back so goes down to a 10 plus up in size too.
Its a strappy number, with full length skirt, and laced up at back with a train. IF you want to borrow it, you may want to wear yr highest heels u have lol, cos its longgggggggggg! Have emailed you this too, in case u didnt look in forums today......as if!! rolleyes
PS. Linda, hope things turn out okay for you, our church burnt down the day before I was christened, my mum thought someone was haivng a laugh lol. Maybe she should have taken it as a warning about me! :twisted:
xxx
Quote by leprechaun
well genhertscpl looks like u only have me for company from sh towers this weekend
which is a shame but then again a few could be shy so if u don't post here pm genhertscpl or meself we would love to meet up chill have a few drinks.................................

Shame hun, but hey, we always manage to have a brill fab gorg time anyway!! their loss! :twisted:
Quote by rachel-lane
awww you buggers i sooo wanted to go. but will be elsewhere wink so have a wild time for me . and leps if you see eva bewarned dont do ya cheeky pikey routine on her cos she,ll cut ya cock off pmsl. look after him genherts lol

Rachel, i always look after him wink You will has to get yr scrawny ass down here soon!! whip
Roll on Saturday! lol
No, but met a cpl at a munch last week and just know i know them from somewhere! rolleyes They even said the same thing. I thought maybe we had seen them at another munch, but no, this was their first one! lol
Still racking my brains here........... :shock:
Why do you need to be classed as bi-sexual, heterosexual or homosexual.
Why not just be sexual :smile2:
Quote by steveg_nw
Don't you lot think I've got anything better to do than edit a dozen posts quoting a bloody telephone number?? rolleyes
Steve

EErrrr, you mean you do have something better to do?? wink rolleyes
PS. Welcome Lisa xxxx
Thank god the only craze my daughter is into is Scoubi-dou, long pieces of plastic thread you weave into patterns making keyrings etc confused
God help her when shes older!!
Phew!!
Quote by Sarah1448
So the next munch is 4th June - excellent
Sorry cant be there this Saturday guys - but have fun
R
rolleyes

dunno
The Herts social took place on FRIDAY 29TH MAY, so it has been and gone. (so I'm not sure where you thought you would have been going this Saturday)
If you wish to attend the munch on the 4th June in Essex, you need to post in the Essex munch thread so the organiser knows you are interested.
Sarah it took place on 29th April lol, so yes it has been and gone!
Also I think EnergyNo1 was refering to not being able to go to the London munch this Saturday, but hopefully will get to the 4th June meet.
Im going! lol
Got mine off Ebay, and they had stretchy sides so fit most ppl.
Just check the profile of the person selling before you buy, check how many transactions they have carried out and how much positive/negative feedback they have received.
Hope this helps.
xx
Excellent news! To get to 36 weeks with twins is good, so well done Sappho.
Be warned, those Braxton Hicks could be the real deal, it was with me, but it turns out my pain threshold was higher than I thought and Mr GHC ended up delivering our son on our hallway floor, whilst waiting for the ambulance!! :doh:
Anyway, good luck and all the best!!
xxx
Lol well ive only had carpet burns.
I think the trick here is TO GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DO IT FOR YOU!! :twisted: :giggle:
Rainbows kiss :therethere: :rose:
Love and hugs to you hun, its not nice is it, been through it myself....