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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by dave&sharon
thanks for invitinting us GHC and thanks thanks to all the nice people we met and chardonay lol;
looking forward to seeing MORE of you all
dave & sharon
x

PMSL are you brave or just stupid?? rolleyes lol
If I were you, I'd be afraid, be very afraid :uhoh:
Quote by Sarah1448
I gave someone a lift a few weeks ago, and all she was worried about was what she thought was heels marks on the inside roof lol

and your trying to tell us they werent !!!! dunno :confused: loon
Yes they werent,
They were caused by loading in stuff for work that marked the ceiling roof!! and they wont come out either
Well im still saying they are heel marks! :twisted:
Quote by elswing
:cry: bugger noticed this a bit late if by any chance anyone sees this and could let me know where and what time if i can get to it i will i'm usually the one organising these things on another site and never seem to take notice when theres one on me doorstep (yes i know i'm a plonker)
Anyway if i find out and can i will if i cant everyone have a lovely time and i'll see ya at the next
play nice and stay safe xxx
Andy xxxx

You will only find out the venue details if Mrs Genhertscpl wants to invite you, and you have to be an active memeber on this site. (should anyone who has already been invited tell you they will NOT be welcome)
It seems you are an active memeber on another site and busy arranging things for them,
why should Mrsgenhertscpl let you come to this one??
Oh er - U are all a bit stroppy on this site!! Get a life guys. Smile and be happy If people are on swinging sites you would have thought they would be open minded and relaxed. This seems to be the most agressive site I have ever been on in 20 years of the scene. Ed
Here we go again, always one on a munch thread isnt there? Someone whos been with us 2 mins and thinks they know all about the rules and guidelines set down by the mods. There is a reason why we turn ppl down for munches, and if you had bothered to read the whole thread (and every other thread re: a munch) you would understand this. To tell us to get a life is a bit extreme and rude....i could say the same to you especially as you have been in the scene for 20 years!! BTW. there werent any internet swinging sites 20 years ago!
Quote by Sarah1448
And just for your information, we have a good sociable evening with plenty of laughs and meeting people.

The reason this meet was good was because, we only allow those who have proved themselves to be worthy of an invite, not people who come in all boishy.
At the end of the day, we need to and will protect the safety and security of those attending the meet......
Just been asked to let you guys know that they have moved, its gone well and are settling in okay but that their broadband wont be up and running until Tuesday at the earliest.
xx smile
For a minute there, from the title, though someone had been listening to Jefferson Airplane again.... lol
ps. love that song biggrin
Quote by Rainbows
you didnt mention me sad im all upset now

Chard - have a fag biggrin cool
OOoooo nasty Rainbows!!
Well at least it would keep her quiet for 5 mins! :twisted:
Quote by acetates
well lol tonight i met a couple,only a social first meet,went to a pub not far from me(walking distance) al went extremely well,they both seemed and acted great,the drink flowed and then it was back to my place,the drink flowed again,things got heated,then a few items of clothing were removed,then shock horror!!!!!!! the hairiest muff i have ever seen(real life or photo) stared me in the face,now im not abject to a bit of hair on a pussy but this was unbelievable,theres no way i could have physically penetrated if it came to that,i made my polite excuses without hurting anyones feelings and they left about half hour ago(i missed match of the day!! )
i feel a bit bad about this but she/he said she was well trimmed so i guess maybe im not so much in the wrong.
the point is did they really expect anyhing from the evening with such a hairy muff??
i spent a good while shaving in the bath beforehand to make a good impression lol
im rambling a bit now so i'll stop
your thoughts plz??
acetates

Blimey, half the guys on here would have loved to have been in your shoes! Guys and cpls wait months and months for an acual meet, and you turn yr nose up at a hairy muff lol! We arent all smooth and bald, variety is the spice of life etc!
xxx
xxxx
Quote by Dave252
Now thats one sad dirty lonely old man. :shock:

Especialy the last five minutes when he thought he'd done nothing wrong
I know, but the saddest thing is that programmes like these, portray us all as sad sick individuals. mad
ps. watching it again now on UKTV Documentarys +1, channel 565, as i missed the beginning.
Quote by Chardonnay
Oh, Mrs GHC two thankyou threads!
well I had fun, thanks to everyone
When is the next one?

Two threads, I know, must be like New York, New York, so good they named it twice!! lol
Im still giggling here at the Sylvie and Chardonnay show, bloody hell, what a pair! Actually, its bloody quiet in here isnt it? Dave! Sharon! did you get home okay? :shock:
Maybe he got arrested by the fashion police for that pink t-shirt and ripped jeans (from where he fell over - bless!).
:giggle:
Hey guess what................ im still rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Lol rolleyes why am I not surprised! :giggle:
BUT, did u get home without loosing yr knickers this time? wink
Quote by Sarah1448
If you are not a regular type of guy
Does this mean you have 2 heads :shock: or is something else different about you?

No but 2 cocks would be worth a look! :twisted: :bounce: :giggle:
Quote by Sarah1448
Oh, Mrs GHC two thankyou threads!
well I had fun, thanks to everyone
When is the next one?

Two threads, I know, must be like New York, New York, so good they named it twice!! lol
Im still giggling here at the Sylvie and Chardonnay show, bloody hell, what a pair! Actually, its bloody quiet in here isnt it? Dave! Sharon! did you get home okay? :shock:
Maybe he got arrested by the fashion police for that pink t-shirt and ripped jeans (from where he fell over - bless!).
:giggle:
Chardonnay, you are crackers, thats all I can say. Had me in stitches with your double act with Sylvie! wink
A brill night out, thanks, and i cant wait till next week so we can do it again! :twisted:
LOL will you two stop fighting or else!! smackbottom
Rainbows, ty for my badge kiss :color: , and thanks for everyone who turned up and also to those for letting me know before hand that they couldnt make it.
:thrilled: Till next time...... xxxx
Quote by leprechaun
so i didn't upset any 1
and managed to get a parking ticket for me trouble lol will learn to leave at home when out we u bunch of drunken bums
the company was quality what more can i say
and what the hell is this about logs

I suppose parking ticket is my fault, i was talking to you on the phone at the time you were struggling to find a space rolleyes
>>>>>>>>>>>>> comes running throwing a bucket of cold water over Dambuster!!
Shame about tonight :cry:
Anyway, Freckles, i'll remember that comment when u run out of batteries in a few weeks time wink :twisted:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
:fuckinghell:
Wont be the same without you there. Next time DB.
xxx
Quote by Sarah1448
Rookie
You actually wrote:-
if by any chance anyone sees this and could let me know where and what time

This implies that anyone who knows the venue and time should let you know.
Invites are as I have already said at Mrsgenherts discretion
Having just caught up with messages, I wont be inviting you Rookie. Your arrogance and attitude has let u down on this occasion, despite the fact that you arent a big contributor to the forums.
Roll on tonight, just deciding on what im going to wear, so u can spot me! wink
I will be there at 7:30, no earlier sorry, cos i have to get the sitter and take her to mine, then back to the venue.
xxxx
Quote by NWfreckles
The conversation Mrs GHC was about the lack of me having a toy small enough that i could carry in my handbag (unlike you :gigglesmile and as i happened to be talking to you on the phone it occured to me i could set it on vibrate and ring myself from the desk phone :smile2:........and they say i don't use my own inititive at work...... rotflmao
Freckles
xxxxx

Actually i dont carry small toys, but I do carry large handbags! wink rolleyes
Quote by mistress_sassy
Unfortunately I can no longer make this event.
My mates have booked a last minute holiday, so I'll be in Spain instead, sunning myself, and as much as I'd like to be there, unfortunately sun ,sea and sand are calling! redface
I'll be thinking of you all tho on the Saturday!

NO NO NO NO NO, thats not allowed? Have you applied for SH leave?? :upset: smackbottom
Quote by hornyred and dino
thanks for putting us down as possibles , will let you know asap for deffo . xxxx

Woo hoo, does this mean we may finally get to meet you!! lol
Was having a discussion with me buddy NWFreckles today, saying we were both horny.....lol.....think the conversation went along the lines of being at work tomorrow and something about her vibrating phone and calling herself lol wink rolleyes
Cant imagine what she meant!!
Mr D and TheDukeReid, you have been added, and PM's winging their way to you.
lol
xxx
Hiya
After the London munch, we are hitting TG again along with Leprechaun and a few other friends, and just wondered if anyone else was interested in going. Tickets are now on sale for this event, which is TG's Birthday Ball.
They will also be filming the event (only filming you with your permission) so you could even find yourself on their DVD when released! lol
Their website is:-
xxx smackbottom
Quote by NWfreckles
i so wish i cud come down for this GHC.......
i so can't wait to meet you and the Mr.... biggrin
hope you have loads of fun anyhow
Freckles
xxxxxxx

Next time hun, besides, will get to meet you at Wigan :twisted: :bounce: :happy:
Welcome Jodie!
Once you have been here a while and prove to be a regular contributor to SH, get yourself to a munch (purely social events) and you can actually meet some of us nutters - scary though really isnt it! confused lol
xx
Quote by acetates
a fair few pm's have been sent now but im still coming across(almost literally) lots of nice looking arses,looks like another late one,feel free to keep me going with pm's,and i theres a forty something cpl in cheshire area up for some fun plz get in touch,be an advantage if one of u can brew up lol
acetates

A belated thank you here, you did put a smile on my face! lol
ps. i can brew a mean cuppa, but it would be cold before you got here! wink
Have a good time tonight, Judy can u chaperone that Rachel, i saw some of the things she got up to on Saturday, that woman needs a leash!! :twisted:
wink
Count us in for the next Friday night munch pls lol
PS Judy, kick Lep in the shins for me :kick: , and give Sassy a kiss pls passionkiss , oh and have one yourself lol passionkiss
xxx
One of our daughters front teeth fell out on Sunday, cost Dad £1. Used to be 50p until a friend told her last time one fell out that "oooo you'll be getting a quid from the tooth fairy tonight then"! smackbottom
Oh well cant complain, cos when they visit, they rob him blind too :giggle:
Quote by NWfreckles
Im Boobie Chuckle-Sniffer!! rolleyes lol

better things come to mind GHC .........
but you can sniff my boobs anytime you want hun lol lol lol
Freckles
xxxx
OOOooo sounds like an invite i cant refuse! xx lol