Looks like quite a gathering now! Excellent!
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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Sex God
Count me in too if this is a girlie night, will try and make it if somethings arranged!
Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
pmsl was it cally or tiga
It was my Cali, but i also showed them my Tommy
BTW, what Morbius didnt mention was that he was singing along to Bugsy Malone all evening
:doh: :eeek: That man needs to get out more! Sex God
Quote by rachel-lane
my fingers have blisters :fuckinghell:. whos bloody idea was this :twisted:
Blisters on fingers?? Bet thats not from typing thou!
hehehe Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
....if we dont know you (or u cant be suitably vouched for by another member) then you cant come.
Hi.
If I get finished early enough on the day, and if I can find someone to vouch for me
, could I come? Please?Can I vouch for him Mrs GHC?? what sort of vouching do you require?? :P
HEHEHEHEHE :twisted:
:giggle: :evil2: What vouching Can i come up with??Course you can come DB! xxx
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Anyone else fancy it? lol
The venue is easily accessible for those in and around London too?
Come on, what you waiting for?? 
The venue is easily accessible for those in and around London too?
Come on, what you waiting for??
Sex God
Well i know ive post this before, but this is sooooooooooo accurate to those that know him! Esp when he has a dodgy 70's porn tash
Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
The word 'easy' springs to mind...... :evil2:
........MrsGHC trots off to messenger for her bollocking from calista
hehehehe
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
And there was I thinking you were my friend
EASY?!?!?!?!?! i could think of a few words to use, maybe not easy..... try sensual, sexy, horny and a joy to be with
Your only saying that cos she can turn around and swipe that smile off your face in one swoop!! :giggle: Ive seen how close yr PC's are....and all I can say is that yr a brave man!................or stupid :shock:
Sex God
The word 'easy' springs to mind...... :evil2:
........MrsGHC trots off to messenger for her bollocking from calista
hehehehe
........MrsGHC trots off to messenger for her bollocking from calista
hehehehe
Sex God
Hello, me again
Can I just say, that Ive had a number of PM's from guys who have been on this site for quite a while, but have only post a few posts in all that time. This means we dont know you at all, and the whole point of the munch is to meet, join in and chat with those that we normally communicate with via PM, Chat room or the forum.
If you not doing that via these avenues already, why would you want to come to the munch?
My final point....if we dont know you (or u cant be suitably vouched for by another member) then you cant come. Sorry, but I have to respect the safety of the genuine people coming to this munch.
Can I just say, that Ive had a number of PM's from guys who have been on this site for quite a while, but have only post a few posts in all that time. This means we dont know you at all, and the whole point of the munch is to meet, join in and chat with those that we normally communicate with via PM, Chat room or the forum.
If you not doing that via these avenues already, why would you want to come to the munch?
My final point....if we dont know you (or u cant be suitably vouched for by another member) then you cant come. Sorry, but I have to respect the safety of the genuine people coming to this munch.
Sex God
Happy birthday Suzy!
if I wasnt so far away, id come and take you out for lunch.
Hope you have a brill day anyway!
:rose:
if I wasnt so far away, id come and take you out for lunch.
Hope you have a brill day anyway!
:rose: Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.
Nope, you just have no taste!
:twisted: OK, whos nicked me biscuits.....Morbius?! You been stalking me again
Me??????? Stalk?????
Now why would i need to do that, after all MrGenHertCpl said i could hire you for £50p/hr so I dont need to stalk, just save up for a while. ;)
Gonna need at least a 4 hour hire........ have soooo much cooking/cleaning/washing i need doing ;) hehe :twisted:
£50 FLAMING QUID....is that all im worth! :crazy: :fuckinghell: MrGHC is soooooooooooooo in trouble now
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Quote by marmalaid
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.
Nope, you just have no taste!
:twisted: OK, whos nicked me biscuits.....Morbius?! You been stalking me again
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
Oh a mod at a mini munch, does that mean we have to be on our ultra best behaviour
Only when I'm not around!! :twisted:
Quote by Sarah1448
Mrs GHC, since when has Steveg been a Northern Trollop,
Only you and I jointly can certifiy that..........
Bring it on girls!!
Steve
PS......Julie, I owe you a drink.
OK ill hold you to that!
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Quote by marmalaid
Chris? Get a life, love.
Or a girlfriend.
Whilst researching that post I came across the fact that Branston Pickle is an anagram of Torn Black Penis.
Hope that helps...
Chris
PS Bourbons are still just wrong.
PPS Is that an offer :shock:
Im with Vix on this, Chris, you just have too much time on your hands hun
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
Are Northern male trollops allowed to go??
Steve
YES! Of course they are!! Would be brill to see you again Steve!
Oh a mod at a mini munch, does that mean we have to be on our ultra best behaviour
xxxxPut you down on my list hun!
Sex God
Quote by marmalaid
Bourbons are horrible, I'm so glad that there is a national shortage of them right now.
Due to the flood at the McVities factory in Carlise (Ginger Nuts were affected too!)
Are you trying to ruin my morning or what!!
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Quote by JudyTV
Hi Morbius honey... just thought your party nightmare should visit you and remind you of our date at blues next party :P
Judy
Judy!! Protect me please, Morbius is threatening to do nasty things to me!!
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
Psst psst -
Newbie....my arse!! So where you been hiding?! lol
You've been added hun, will be excellent to see you again!
ps. do i get my badge this time!
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Quote by orpheous1
OK, I admit im a spooner!
I was drinking my tea, dunking my biscuits chatting to a fem from here
What do u do? I spooned out the very soggy biscuit, ate it then finished my tea. What class huh! :silly: :giggle:
What do you do in this crisis???
the secret is to only dunk choccy biccys, the choccy stops the dreaded drop off! trust me you can dunk for 20 seconds if you like, it wont drop
ever tried sucking the tea through a cadburys finger? now that is bliss, mmmmnnn
I do enjoy dunking Bourbons, and cant remember ever having dropped any of those, you could be onto something there :happy:
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Quote by Calista
Does anyone object to me putting some of the pics on this thread in the pics section of my group?
Morbius won't get "arsey" if you decide to put some of his "cheeky" ones up Bluexxx
sorry
I'll get my coat C x
Thinking here.......its a shame that there isnt another Bluexxx Party just before we all go paintballing.......we could have used Morbius's 'cheeks' to toast our marshmallows when we are camping! :twisted:
And you're quite certain yours is safe???????
C x
Not anymore its not! :shock:
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Quote by tattyxpx
:giggle: oh the ones with the cream down the centre.............. they are nice but not my fave
Custard Creams? YUUMMM!! :P
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Quote by leprechaun
Good girls wax their floors. - Bad girls wax their bikini lines
Hoooooooraaaaaaaay for Hollywood!
OK OK im a bad girl too
talking of holywood babe here u went for the audition for waxing babe lol in the remake of car wash
Yes hun,. my beetle bonnet is smoooooooooooooooth as silk
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OK, I admit im a spooner!
I was drinking my tea, dunking my biscuits chatting to a fem from here , when Bugger me, the end fell off into my cup!
What do u do? I spooned out the very soggy biscuit, ate it then finished my tea. What class huh! :silly: :giggle:
What do you do in this crisis???
I was drinking my tea, dunking my biscuits chatting to a fem from here
, when Bugger me, the end fell off into my cup!What do u do? I spooned out the very soggy biscuit, ate it then finished my tea. What class huh! :silly: :giggle:
What do you do in this crisis???
Sex God
........comes tearing into room and jumps behind sarah forming a queue...... :twisted:
