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a squirt of ky stops fanny farts and it does work
voddy xxxx
eerrrrr no it doesnt lol
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eerrrrr no it doesnt lol
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Cassiopeia
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eerrrrr no it doesnt lol
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Quote by Calista
Does anyone object to me putting some of the pics on this thread in the pics section of my group?
Morbius won't get "arsey" if you decide to put some of his "cheeky" ones up Bluexxx
sorry
I'll get my coat C x
Thinking here.......its a shame that there isnt another Bluexxx Party just before we all go paintballing.......we could have used Morbius's 'cheeks' to toast our marshmallows when we are camping! :twisted:
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Good luck and best wishes to you WBB and The Tongue!
Your such a sweet girl and your post just proves that. As if you would be sent to Coventry just because u dont swing at the moment (or at all)!
Love and hugs xxxxx
Your such a sweet girl and your post just proves that. As if you would be sent to Coventry just because u dont swing at the moment (or at all)!
Love and hugs xxxxx
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Quote by Maia
on my hands and knees and being penetrated from behind :P
Me too
Obviously a scientific reason for this then!PSML at this thread thou, arse farts and following through :scared: TMI!! BUT you guys have seriously given me a fit of the giggles this afternoon! THANKS! :giggle:
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Quote by Serendipity
Have put you down Serendipity.
Got something planned that clashes with SH Life, NO Way!!! If you check with a Mod, think you will find thats not allowed under the SH Social Life Regulations
Would love to see you there!
xx
Uh oh, I'm going to be in BIG trouble then (can I be punished by Mal please? :twisted: ).
Ok, diary check complete and as suspected I do have plans for 29th but I'm going to try to get away from that a little early to munch for a while, if a late guest is welcome?
Of course a late is welcome!!!
Im sure we will be there until kicking out time! lol Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
Good girls wax their floors. - Bad girls wax their bikini lines
Hoooooooraaaaaaaay for Hollywood!
OK OK im a bad girl too
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Christina for me thanks :twisted: That voice, that body, that attitude, mmmmmmmmmmmm :bounce: 
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Quote by xxdevil69
Tried some this morning.. although t'was unexpected and not the proper milk but the pre-stuff that baby's have before it
Its called Colostrum, very high in fat content to help build up the babies body weight when first born, as they tend to lose about 10% of their birth weight in their first few days.
Oh god, cant u just tell im a mother
Somebody slap me! :twisted:
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All im prepared to say at the moment is that it is in South Herts and has easy motorway and train access to venue.
Hope this helps.
xx
Hope this helps.
xx
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Quote by Percy Play
I feel sick and week at the knees . . .
If/when you organise another local meet could put the 'registered by date' to about the 8th of April. . . So this genuine sexpot male might be included
X
Sorry Percy, but as you only joined 3 days ago, you could be anybody
We run a tight ship here and have rules to protect those genuine swingers who want to meet up socially or otherwise. Stick around hun, join in the banter and you can join in soon im sure! Us2Herts, ive put you down on the list! Will be nice to meet another face I havent met before!
xx
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OK OK Just who followed me to Torture Garden, do I have a stalker?
AND just what is she holding in her hand??? Looks like a ruler!
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Yippeeee!!
Ive got a sitter for the whole weekend, how lucky am I huh!!
Anyway, on the subject of school uniform, ive told MrGHC and Leprechaun they MUST go as schoolgirls, Hubbys got bloody better legs than myself and Leprechaun just has the best hair for plaits, kinda makes for a cute picture! :twisted:
Ive got a sitter for the whole weekend, how lucky am I huh!!
Anyway, on the subject of school uniform, ive told MrGHC and Leprechaun they MUST go as schoolgirls, Hubbys got bloody better legs than myself and Leprechaun just has the best hair for plaits, kinda makes for a cute picture!
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OK i have a mental picture now involving a pot of Vaseline and a lot of wrestling :giggle:
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Quote by Serendipity
Hi!!
Can you put me down as a possible? I have a nagging feeling I may have something planned but need to check on Monday to be certain.
Thank you! :color:
Have put you down Serendipity.
Got something planned that clashes with SH Life, NO Way!!! If you check with a Mod, think you will find thats not allowed under the SH Social Life Regulations
Would love to see you there!
xx
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Quote by hardnlusty
WBB nice to see you again and what an experience singing"Its Raining Men" and all the other songs we belted our hearts out to :karaoke: Suprised it did't actually rain in the pub pmsl
Bloody Hell, i heard you and im all the way down in Herts! PMSL.
OK OK I admit it was over the phone when i was chatting to Sugar!
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Quote by LilMissGullable
Gutted i missed out :cry:
Glad u all had a good time tho....
Don't forget to let me know next time
Ditto !
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Quote by J3diMast3r
Have been using it a little while too ... you have to top up credit to make landline calls but it's excellent value (bought €10 a couple months back for making overseas calls and still have over €8 credit) ... PC to PC calls are free of course.
Only thing is, if you're both on speakers, you hear yourself at the other end which is mildly annoying. Was wondering if it's possible to use a bluetooth headset for this ? Or if there's a bluetooth headset and mike that is available - I want to avoid getting additional cables/wire connections if I can at all avoid it.
I spoke with my friend with just built in speakers and microphone, and i didnt hear myself at the other end.
Also, you can get a USB phone apparently
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avator most fine genhertscpl
lol Thanks
As you were......
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OK guys and Sarah lol, your all added.
Can i also please state, that this is purely a social meet, what do you expect its in a pub!
Can i also please state, that this is purely a social meet, what do you expect its in a pub!
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:therethere:
What can I say, we have shared our probs on messenger, and i hope we can get together soon so we can cry into our glasses of wine together hun. When things are so low, the only was is up hun!
Something which shows what special people you are is the way you always ask after us when on messenger. :rose:
Love to you both! xx
What can I say, we have shared our probs on messenger, and i hope we can get together soon so we can cry into our glasses of wine together hun. When things are so low, the only was is up hun!
Something which shows what special people you are is the way you always ask after us when on messenger. :rose:
Love to you both! xx
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Thanks for the advice, have gone in and altered my privacy settings.
Thanks!
xxx
Thanks!
xxx
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Go for it Blue!
Lucy gave me a disk of hers !
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Yes, I think we are still waiting for Lucy's too.
Lucy gave me a disk of hers !
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Quote by leprechaun
soz will be buffing my vw bonnet
Shame u cant make it hun, but ill help shine yr beauty on the Sunday
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Thought I would bump this old thread back up, because I was going to start a new thread but found one already started.
If you dont know anything about , well let me tell u this, its fantastic!
Bascially, its a bit like MSN Messenger but instead of typing, u just speak as long as u have a mike built in or a headset, and speakers of course!
Calling other contacts on their PC is still free, but u can also call other people on their phones for a very cheap rate (apparently, but ive not checked this out yet!).
If you dont know anything about , well let me tell u this, its fantastic!
Bascially, its a bit like MSN Messenger but instead of typing, u just speak as long as u have a mike built in or a headset, and speakers of course!
Calling other contacts on their PC is still free, but u can also call other people on their phones for a very cheap rate (apparently, but ive not checked this out yet!).
