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31 Mar 2005

Quote by fruity1976
could only find a place in thailand, but this is what it looks like...........are you sure you want it done ((((((((crossing legs))))))))))) :mrgreen: :scared: :scared:

Looks more like a dodgy Toffee Crisp :laughabove:
PMSL :laughabove:

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30 Mar 2005

Sorry we cant be with you tomorrow night :cry: , but hope you all have a fab time and someone has a vodka and coke for me please, oh no, make that a triple!! drinkies

:wave2:

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30 Mar 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
travel inn,,, sexy as fuck with the right companions

I second, third, fourth and fifth that....in fact, lets make it a gang bang! lol

Been in some very expensive hotels such as the Marriott Hanbury Manor, just souless im afraid. Pretty to look at but no substance.

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30 Mar 2005

Mine told me Im a Godess apparently! wink

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30 Mar 2005

Britney Christina and Kevin Keanu confused

lol

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30 Mar 2005

We've got a huge tent, supposed to be 6 berth. none of that leaky two man tent malarky lol

Plenty of room for movement!

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
doing it for him
Thanks hun!

some 1 is massaging there ego
Nope, just helping out an undeserving friend rolleyes

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29 Mar 2005

Hi Helen
Can u please put Leprechauns name down for this too please, as although ive reminded him to put his name down, im currently his secretary and doing it for him mad

Thanks hun!

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29 Mar 2005

Mr GHC planted the seed, but i gave it MiracleGro wink

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell woman, you must be feckin mad :shock:

You know me sooooooooooo well! :silly:

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by J3diMast3r
Well i know im resurrecting an old post, but just wanted to say im going to have a Hollywood on Thursday! Not been waxed before, only my legs and that hurt enough! Is it right that they advise you to take painkillers before going
And this coming from a women whos had two kids with no pain relief Go Figure!

... err, what's a Hollywood? redface

Quote by Libra-Love
Make sure you see to yourself before hand. You don't want the man in the boat standing up shouting Hi in the middle of it all

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
A Hollywood is a complete wax, full removal, whereas a Brazilian is leaving a little landing strip. lol

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29 Mar 2005

Well i know im resurrecting an old post, but just wanted to say im going to have a Hollywood on Thursday! Not been waxed before, only my legs and that hurt enough! Is it right that they advise you to take painkillers before going confused

And this coming from a women whos had two kids with no pain relief confused

Go Figure!

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by dambuster
Before . . Atfer . . .
But don't worry Debs, it's coming straight back

Thats wrong, sooooo very wrong Dambuster..thank god its coming back! phew! wink

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29 Mar 2005

Quote by JudyTV
If you buy several packets of the same type and keep the none laddered one from a pair that laddered then eventually you will get a free pair :P . Judy

Just make sure the lace tops match when putting them on thou! wink

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28 Mar 2005

Cum ere :therethere: passionkiss

:rose:
I always get post munch blues.....I just have to look forward to the next one to get over it :twisted:

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28 Mar 2005

Quote by freckledbird
girl shopping is as good as sex ,

You go shopping for girls? Where? Are they reasonably priced? Does one size fit all?
:twisted: :twisted: lol

More to the point, is there a BOGOF offer on too?? lol

:twisted:

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27 Mar 2005

Space Invaders!! :giggle: worship

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26 Mar 2005

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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26 Mar 2005

:cry: Dont talk to me about decorating! mad

Ive come on here with a strop, i always get to do the majority of the sanding and painting etc and as much i enjoy it sometimes, trying to do it with 2 kids and 2 men under yr feet isnt what I call fun. Couldnt find any masking tape so im trying to do some painting with a 'steady' hand.......yeah right.....looks like ive had a night on the piss confused

Whenever ive decorated, ive left things for hubby to finish off.....2 years later im still waiting mad

If i had the money, id definatelty get someone in.
Stressed in Herts smile

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26 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
Either way, u dont shit on your doorstep do you

good point so stick ur dick up her ass to stop leakage yes go ahead have bum sex :twisted:
Hun, if you ever get to meet her, you wouldnt go near her with someone elses, if u get my drift pmsl!!

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25 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
so your house is now full of pussies rabbits rats and snakes and thats before we start talkin about sex

Think you mean before YOU start talking about Sex :shock: :giggle:

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25 Mar 2005

Quote by leprechaun
what can I say except that its not the first tme ive been in a cage hehehehe

SHE HAS BEEN -- LOCKED UP ON FIRE ARMS CHARGES LOL ONEST GOVERNA
:angel: :shock: blink

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25 Mar 2005

Mine was 85! :twisted:

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25 Mar 2005

I love moustaches, small beards and goatees, but it does depend on their size too lol

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25 Mar 2005

When people brag about something, it usually means it wasnt as good as they made it out to be. Does she know you swing?
Either way, u dont shit on your doorstep do you rolleyes

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25 Mar 2005

Well I say to my m8 to take a piccie with his camera, but he couldnt stop laughing long enough and it was sooooooooooo embarassing, so we just fled the scene redface

Libra, they are lovely pets, very clean, friendly and social animals, they dont stand you up or dont call when they say they will, so much better pets than any male ive ever had :twisted: :giggle:
Ive already bonded with one, sitting on my shoulder, hidng under my pony tail, aawww biggrin

And Morbius, what can I say except that its not the first tme ive been in a cage smackbottom

hehehehe

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25 Mar 2005

Well they said they are both boys, but there was a sign up saying they cannot fully guarantee the sex of their animals confused

Thanks for the tip re: Rachel-Lane, Ive got a friend coming to stay on Friday whos bringing his snake, but his is of the trouser variety lol :rascal: 69position

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25 Mar 2005

What a laugh ive just had this afternoon, spent 10 mins, sitting and crying with laughter in my m8's car....all will be explained.....lol
We were out shopping and we got talking about aminals and pets, and how id always wanted a rat, after having many many types of animals as pets. So being the impulsive person he is, we ended up 30 mins later at Pet City, with him spending a fortune on me buying me a fabulous HUGE cage (remember i said huge in a mo) and two of the cutest rats lol

Well we get outside to his car............a convertible TWO seater BMW Z3.......with small boot rolleyes

. Well, we got it all in, the bottom half of cage over my legs, all the paraphernalia in the boot and the cage part over my HEAD redface

We spent 10 minutes sitting there, pissing ourselves, people walking past joining in with laughter, was a real rib acher! Then had to drive home the 20 minute journey in tears pmsl!! Just the funniest thing to have happened to me in ages.
Brilliant! :giggle:

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25 Mar 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
A few suggestions:-
Bailey
Jasper
Bear
Muffin
Buddy

OMG mrs genherts? you're having a giraffe?
no bloody big muscley staffy bull terrier type dog is gonna stand for jasper or bailey FFS? rolleyes

my ex staffy / cross pitbull is really into oliver . . . . lovely kinda tan / brindle thingumbob he was. the whole muffin thing sounds just plain wrong IMHO. name like that he'll be shagging boxers and bull mastiffs and all sorts . . . . dunno

n x x x x ;)
Oii U, stop picking at me! You ignore me for months on end, then when u open yr mouth, out comes this drivel!! My mum used to say "if you aint got nothing nice to say, dont say nothing at all"!! wink

As for dog names, how about Bullseye then (got to be said with that Oliver Reed husky voice thou) , or has that already been mentioned......sorry too tired to scroll back rolleyes

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25 Mar 2005

There are some people already going from here, see this link:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/36802.html
xxx

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