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Its Bristol Gardens Health Spa. We have been a few times, very nice and lots of fun to be had there. Sorry, we arent able to go, but hope u have a jolly good time!
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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Quote by Scandal
Scandal gives me another chance! :bounce:
Quote by GenHertsCpl
Too darn right I would :P :rascal:
Whay-Hey, get on this !
Oh bugger, too slow in posting, was in reply to Dundee!! PMSL
Talk about quick fire posting!! lol
ps. sorry Scandal, ill still snog ya!
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Makes me feel greaaaaat! The looser, skimpier clothes, lightly tanned skin, sense of well being, all add to the effect and makes me horny :twisted:
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Quote by da69ve
It hurts to much to think!
Well dont think, just do it then!
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Quote by leprechaun
call it mrsgenhertscpl she is a runt
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
But im a loveable one!
Just you wait! :kick: 
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John
Dont panic, we went to Cap D'age 2 years ago, was great. We didnt stay at the actual resort as we had our children with us, but we visited the beach. The place is great for meeting people and the clubs in the evening come into a life of their own :twisted: We have some friends who have been a few times now.
Im sure u will have a great time, 3 weeks with just my own company sounds like bliss at the moment
xxx
Dont panic, we went to Cap D'age 2 years ago, was great. We didnt stay at the actual resort as we had our children with us, but we visited the beach. The place is great for meeting people and the clubs in the evening come into a life of their own :twisted: We have some friends who have been a few times now.
Im sure u will have a great time, 3 weeks with just my own company sounds like bliss at the moment
xxx
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I do like being vocal and i enjoy it when i can hear my partner being vocal too, means they are enjoying it , just not the cavalry charge :shock:
, just not the cavalry charge :shock: Sex God
Grant Mitchell...Ross Kemp.....bald guy from Eastenders 
Still think hes kinda cute in a bald, bad boy way
Still think hes kinda cute in a bald, bad boy way
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Quote by bluexxx
Anyone else fancy it?
I would if I could, but i have to be back in Leafy Herts by 10am the next morning for the imminent arrival of a manc who uses my house like a bleeding Marriott!
:giggle: OOhhh I wonder if I can charge Marriott prices, or will i just get offered payment in kind :twisted:
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Think it sounds like a case of over exposure? Give yrself a rest and the next time will be tons better! A bit like me and my Rabbit, overuse can lead to my clitorus falling into a coma (loss of sensitivity )
A few days rest and off i go again! :twisted:
)A few days rest and off i go again! :twisted:
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Hiya Rainbows!
I have found Blues parties very relaxed, laid back and MOST DEFINATELY no expectations from anyone about whos playing with who. In fact, full intercourse isnt such a big issue, theres a lot of playing and fiddling etc, and the beauty of these parties is that everyone enjoys that, not everyone wants or wants to give full intercourse. With the number of people there, full intercourse with everyone, just wouldnt be possible! :shock:
Besides, if you come with me next time, ill protect you :twisted:
I have found Blues parties very relaxed, laid back and MOST DEFINATELY no expectations from anyone about whos playing with who. In fact, full intercourse isnt such a big issue, theres a lot of playing and fiddling etc, and the beauty of these parties is that everyone enjoys that, not everyone wants or wants to give full intercourse. With the number of people there, full intercourse with everyone, just wouldnt be possible! :shock:
Besides, if you come with me next time, ill protect you :twisted:
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Welcome Home! :rose:
Dont u dare go rushing into doing anything daft, like housework!
Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Dont u dare go rushing into doing anything daft, like housework!
Lol xxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Thats from the Puppetry of the Penis, a very funny and eye watering stage show and video.
Go watch the video! :eeek:
Go watch the video! :eeek:
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I like to make shopping lists, means i can get round quicker, dont forget any items and i spend less cos im not browsing.
I also make lists of jobs i need to accomplish at home, it helps me to prioritise them and i can see what jobs i have finished which then motivates me to finish the others. This may sound over zealous to some but i do some working from home, currently doing an OU course, have two young kids and run the household so my hands are full and i find this helps me a great deal.
I also make lists of jobs i need to accomplish at home, it helps me to prioritise them and i can see what jobs i have finished which then motivates me to finish the others. This may sound over zealous to some but i do some working from home, currently doing an OU course, have two young kids and run the household so my hands are full and i find this helps me a great deal.
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Quote by da69ve
Why do i think of Bridget Jones.......when you said "wind blowing in hair"
Just as long as yr BJ thoughts (lol @ BJ) dont go as far as her knickers.....you'd be wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off there!!
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Your answer is:- hes male!
Could be worse, he could have fallen asleep on the job! :crazy:
Could be worse, he could have fallen asleep on the job! :crazy:
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Well day didnt start off too well, hubby took our cat to the vets cos of her fit last night. Basically said shes just getting old :cry:
So my friend still dragged me out, and what a brill day I had. Bombing round M25 with top down oops i mean roof down
Oxford Street, Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, Lunch in Satsuma (Japanese) in Soho, visit to sex shops :twisted: , G-A-Y Bar, Balans Restaurant. Im absolutely shattered but a happy bunny. Had several laughs esp as my gay friend and i have the same taste in men :giggle:
xxx
So my friend still dragged me out, and what a brill day I had. Bombing round M25 with top down oops i mean roof down
Oxford Street, Carnaby Street, Covent Garden, Lunch in Satsuma (Japanese) in Soho, visit to sex shops :twisted: , G-A-Y Bar, Balans Restaurant. Im absolutely shattered but a happy bunny. Had several laughs esp as my gay friend and i have the same taste in men :giggle:
xxx
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Well im off out with one of my gay friends today (whos just a brill shopping partner), going out in his convertible car, sunny day, wind blowing in hair, then off to Covent Garden, drinking, eating, shopping! No kids, and im leaving all my probs at home today!
What more can i ask for?? :bounce: Dont get that many days like this :thrilled:
Wish i could bring some of you guys along with me thou! Libra-Love, get yr arse on a train and get into London, you have my mobile! lol
xx
What more can i ask for?? :bounce: Dont get that many days like this :thrilled:
Wish i could bring some of you guys along with me thou! Libra-Love, get yr arse on a train and get into London, you have my mobile! lol
xx
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Welcome back Funk!
Just get reading, the only thing worth mentioning, is that you missed a Damn Good Party :swingingchair: 
Just get reading, the only thing worth mentioning, is that you missed a Damn Good Party :swingingchair:
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When u get to Maryas house, lock yourself in the bathroom with a mag....you guys vanish for hours like that so shouldnt be too hard! :giggle:
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A cat bringing you a present such as a slow worm shows she holds u in high esteem, and thats why shes does it. My cats bring me mice and frogs.....did u know frogs scream? Now that is bloody scary! :crazy: and i hate the bloody things!
ps. one of my cats had what appeared to be a fit last night, taking her to the vets :cry:
shows she holds u in high esteem, and thats why shes does it. My cats bring me mice and frogs.....did u know frogs scream? Now that is bloody scary! :crazy: and i hate the bloody things!ps. one of my cats had what appeared to be a fit last night, taking her to the vets :cry:
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Quote by HungryP
LOL i just have a mental picture of my boobs bouncing as i go over potholes :shock:
Not the most attractive image
Oh I don't know, I think that's rather.......... :P :P :P
Lol ty! Well I'll be safe cycling in Holland anyway! :giggle:
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Good on you, i hate it when us 'little people' are taken for a ride! 
Its only by standing up to them, we can show them for what they really are.
Its only by standing up to them, we can show them for what they really are.
