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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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I drove to pick the kids up from school once cos i was running late, then walked home rolleyes redface :doh:
Quote by BradfordCpl
:happy: *Basks in the glory of using a brand new Apple mac with 10.3.2 on it and and Sophos's corporation virus protection*
Ha :evil2: you Windows users will never learn wink

Well im not impressed with Apple at the moment, my new Ipod which cost £250 at xmas isnt working mad
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
I go to bed with me and mr northeastcoupleuk

Lol me too, well i mean the socks, not MrNEC redface confused MR GHC and my socks keep me warm and toasty. :twisted:
Well i think they are all great, all shapes, sizes, colours, its the variety that makes them all special.
After all, why have Dairy Milk when u can have the Selection Box lol
Quote by LadyFeeBee
I love poetry, both writing and reading.
Favourite of all time is this.....

Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glints on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you awaken in the mornings hush,
I am the swift uplifting rush
of quiet birds in circled flight,
I am the soft stars that shine at night.
Do not stand at my grave and cry,
I am not there, I did not die.

Kind of fits in with my way of life really
the Laird
This one is very moving for me, read it at my dads funeral. :love:
This has just happened again, so bumping back up as a warning to everyone.
It came up with something like:-
OMG this is funny:
(then a weblink here).
Be Warned!
xxxx
Quote by hornyred and dino
you mean ,,,,,,,youve another one,,can you do that techie stuff and make your avatar change to another pic n back again and back again then back again and back ? biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin

No unfortunately i cant! Dont start now took me since last night to get this pic up!! rolleyes
Well it was a toss up between this one up now and another one, oh decisions decisions!! rolleyes
Quote by blasian_cpl
i'm sure my comps got a problem - i typed in the same thing it it didnt come up!!! either that or i'm being dopey and missed it, lol!! Ta for your help!!

You was looking in the wrong place, Mrs GenHertsCpl had it in her hand bag wink
PMSL, yes u would be amazed at what ive got in my bag, was gonna post in the Whats in my Handbag thread, but would take me all day to list everything! confused
Quote by hornyred and dino
Well ive just been pm'd and told for not having 'me ass' up here lol.
isnt your ass on the womens bums thread .,im not happy , i wanna see it up NOW!! . Luv xxxxx :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

Actually i quite flattered it was missed! :happy: :smile2:
Ill put an ass pic up tomorrow, cos i just cant be bothered to get off it at the moment! redface well , where is it ?,,we`re waiting,,,,,, :P :Pits nearly and nothing yet ????? sad sad sad
OK OK, stop nagging!! It done now ok!! rofl :twisted:
I had brekkie and tea in bed, laid in bed reading and watching tv till 12 noon :shock:
Got THREE cards, two handmade by my kids, and a bouquet of flowers, then loafed on sofa on laptop, watched TV, more reading, ok i did do my ironing which hubby did protest about but i really wanted to get it done lol.
Then hubby made dinner, and now im back loafing on sofa again lol
Beats anything that can be bought lol
Quote by hornyred and dino
here it is:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/35984.html
xxx
how do you do that ?????^^^^^^^^^^ confused
OOohh, im a girl of many talents, didnt you know! wink
I love poetry and have written some which can be found in the SH Poetry thread. There are a number i think are great, some from a friend, some my own and many others by miscellaneous poets, but my favourite is a humourous monologue called Albert and the Lion. My dad used to know if off by heart and recite it to me, putting on a brilliant accent and making me laugh so much. Brings back some beautiful memories of my dad :inlove: :love:
here it is:-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/35984.html
xxx
Quote by foxylady 123
This might be a stupid question as im not a "techie" but wouldnt it be possible to ahve like a pop up blocker that blocked all the univeristy computers from all the universities?
Surely Mark and his ever egar band of willing Geeks could manage such a simple task?
Lets face it we wouldnt be missing much if no students could access the site !!

Thinking along similar linesas Foxy, why arent the university computers blocked from visiting these and similar sites? rolleyes
Well ive just been pm'd and told for not having 'me ass' up here lol.
isnt your ass on the womens bums thread .,im not happy , i wanna see it up NOW!! . Luv xxxxx :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

Actually i quite flattered it was missed! :happy: :smile2:
Ill put an ass pic up tomorrow, cos i just cant be bothered to get off it at the moment! redface
Quote by hornyred and dino
ok slightly missin the point but im soo hungry
trust me , they are the best veg - toyble in the world ,,,from 5 inches to 10 , from thin to fat , straight to curved , give the humble courgette a go , you`ll never look back biggrin biggrin biggrin wink wink
Yeah, just make sure you know your courgettes from your marrows, cos you'll soon know about it!! :eeek: :crazy:
Quote by Riff Raff
Ain't had a drink all day cool .
In fact, a-day-at-a-time, I ain't had a drink for 6361 days biggrin .
Generally speaking, I am pretty pleased with this situation. Actually, I am delighted.
However, munches, parties and social events can be hard work as I don't have anything to take for dutch courage.
So if you see me all quiet like at a party or whatever, please don't assume that I am aloof when the truth is that I am rather shy tillI get to know you.
I'm all right in a one-to-one situation ( as I believe a few folk on here can testify ! ).
Cheers
smile

Well done you!! :happy: You have every right to be delighted!!
As for being quiet, not all swingers are extroverts and the best people will see and realise that. Mr GHC is the same too, but hes a sweetie when u get to know him.
xxx
Quote by manofmuchfun
Yeah maybe you're right MOMF, but it does smell a bit fishy.
Like someone's testing us. Maybe not a mod....maybe a regular, with a chip on their shoulder perhaps - trying to goad us into racist remarks....

I fancy matey has gone to a mates house an started again on another comp , in the thread there is a reference to his mate "pete" thats the tosser from other day .....or as you say its a regular havin a wind up ............cos he knew how to work the buttons an such an wasnt asking questions Like who's so &so , how do I do this ...........came straight in ! so methinks a reg !
I was thinking along the lines of ToyBoy too, even the way the signature is written is similar....
Quote by little gem
Another reason why north is best!
The special offers up here in the places I go to are a bottle of wine for , selected doubles and a mixer for £2
Cheep nights out up here! biggrin

Are you trying to get me legless Ms Gem?? :angel:
Quote by MrGenHertsCpl
Sorry Blue, Sorry Satin....
But your parties scare the shit out of me :shock: :shock: :shock:
There goes another excuse to get all gothed up! sad
Venusxxx

Bloody hell i'm wiith you VnM i had the shakes all night being surrounded by swinging veterans, i'm sure i will feel just as bad this time but Mrsgenherts realy wants to go, so if any one can offer some advice or a bit of hand holding hehe i would love to hear, think i'm too shy for parties. redface so i need lots of help biggrin
blast will this kind of help do? lol kiss
Well as ive seen both already, i vote for the Cowboy boots, but only if i get to stroke the wild horse too :twisted:
I think its Keele too, in fact I know the Keele services fairly well, i think its where I got my last Whopper! lol rolleyes
AAwww, hope the pc gets an overhaul and Judy gets her derreire back in here, toot sweet! Or is that Judy gets an overhaul?? rolleyes
xxxx
Blue and Satin are coming Yayy!!!! :bounce: :beer: :happy:
AND DONT U DARE GO BACKING OUT mad
Quote by davej

i can't believe they found fossiled sperm!!!....
Jiggle

could have saved them a shit load of work and a pot of money if they had just knocked my door.
PMSL!! :laughabove: