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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Sex God
Quote by SunBunny
Well ive just insulted my m8s car, by mistyping Car and putting Can
Boy, am i grovelling here:crazy: :doh:
Am I pissed or are you in the wrong thread honey?
Nope, im where i wanna be thanks.
Like the title says:- What I meant to say was:-
and i said can not car
Sex God
Well ive just insulted my m8s car, by mistyping Car and putting Can
Boy, am i grovelling here :crazy: :doh:
It wasnt intentional!
Boy, am i grovelling here
:crazy: :doh: It wasnt intentional!
Sex God
Quote by dambuster
Well you look good for it hun!
Congratulations on being able to gas as much as the next woman!
ANd I like to hear gossip too
Well pull up a chair, have u got long?
Sex God
Hello Dambuster!
My name is MrsGenHertsCpl and ill be your stalker for the evening! :twisted:
My name is MrsGenHertsCpl and ill be your stalker for the evening! :twisted:
Sex God
Well you look good for it hun!
Congratulations on being able to gas as much as the next woman!
:bounce: :bounce: :beer: :beer:
:taz: :taz:
Congratulations on being able to gas as much as the next woman!
:bounce: :bounce: :beer: :beer:
:taz: :taz: Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Lemme know if I miss anyone
Venusxxx
Switch your weapon to semi or full auto and you wont miss anyone! :twisted: :sparring:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
Funnier still, Satin has just placed an ad in Loot to sell the car via the Loot online website...... he's only gone and used his "satin_panties" address as the contact.....
Thats the best thing ive heard all day!! Thanks for that!! :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
I don't mind pee'ing infront of anyone, male or female, but I draw the line at crapping or even farting in company.
Good grief, no way!! Peeing yes, anything else NO!
Sex God
Yes, i feel the desperate need for an alcohol boost tonight, had a crap day and the day was only rescued by a good friend, thank god for friends huh
Anyway being off my food at the moment means it wont be long before the "i love you Little Gem, i really really love you Little Gem" posts appear
Just ignore them and normal service will be resumed
Anyway being off my food at the moment means it wont be long before the "i love you Little Gem, i really really love you Little Gem" posts appear
Just ignore them and normal service will be resumed
Sex God
Quote by HannahnAlex
my song has got to be................ PRINCE........ GET OFF......................just seen it on music channel not heard it for years.......... so when alex gets home he gonna get sorted
hannahnalex
OOooo i love that song..
22 positions and a one night stand!
Sex God
Im with Calista and xxDevil6 on this one!
One HUGE one and im a happy camper! :smile2:
One HUGE one and im a happy camper! :smile2:
Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
u still have to pay but as u a friend will get friends discount
AAhhhh, my usual 100% discount then
JUDDDYYYYYY, Help, Leps picking on me again!!
Sex God
Well ive got a date at Blues lined up, shes one of my winners! :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by MrGenHertsCpl
I was in no way ready for any of this at 18, 19 or 20.
Personally, once i had my children, my eyes were opened to life and i became more confident, then i found PERVERSION!!!
L
OL :twisted:
tell me about it before the kids i was lucky to get any once a month now i can't keep up her rabbits is buzzing nearly every night
SShhh dont tell everyone
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl
Ooooh, let me think
I think it might be that very nice man that took me outside to see his lovely old car :twisted:
What do i win mrs GHC???
Gill x
lol only showed you his car? Doesnt sound like the same guy??
ps. you win me!!
Sex God
Whoops sorry need to cancel, just double booked ourselves! We will be clubbing in Manchester that night, and cant be in two places at the same time, even thought i gave it a bloody go go last week!
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
Wouldn't that be funny....at the next munch all the ladies giving me evil glares because of that!
Was that funny or horny mate? Personally I'd think the latter...
Which ladies would like to watch me do da69ve at the next munch? ;-)
Pick me! Pick me! :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by morbiusUK
Well im disappointed in you lot, thought i would be swamped in correct entries, but nope!
Currently got 3 winners and thats without Blues entry!
I'm not going there!!!
:twisted: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Lol u never know, she might like it!!
Sex God
Well im disappointed in you lot, thought i would be swamped in correct entries, but nope!
Currently got 3 winners and thats without Blues entry!
Currently got 3 winners and thats without Blues entry!
Sex God
ive heard some stories too, one of my close friends is an A&E senior charge nurse and tells me all sorts of things. Heres one i prepared earlier :-
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25981.html
xxx
:-http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/25981.html
xxx
Sex God
Quote by Libra-Love
39 for first couple. Yummy! To me that's swinging. The rest of the time I'm just fucking single men/woman
Good observation! I wouldnt class a mmf at 19 as swinging for example, just a encounter lol. We started swinging on my 32nd birthday
and hubby was 37.xxxx
Sex God
Quote by Rainbows
But have on loads of occasions been very drunk and in charge of a mobile phone as someone on SH can verify
(must unlearn the art of texting
My friends have taken to confiscating my mobile when I am out and inebriated!! But recently they have taken to confiscating said mobile and reading the text I am busy rolling on floor laughing at! So guess who has had to explain who Fee is!!!! :shock:
Oooo to think of some of the texts you COULD have received from me
After all. ii think i still have your number lol Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
I have a wish list......and you know who you are
Gee thanks
OK, has anyone remembered to put the requisition in for having the SH entrance doors widened?
Sex God
If its July, its a long way off and may be able to sort something out and be able to come too.
xx
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