Clean, clean, clean!!
Cant even imagine anything else! :shock:
Sex God
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
Forum
Sex God
Well if you dont get any quality, you could always make do with me 
I can pretend to be a 'lady who lunches'!
I can pretend to be a 'lady who lunches'!
Sex God
Well another Rios meet has been and gone and im already looking forward to the next one! 
Maybe now with warnings and bannings from munches and spas being carried out, people will see how serious we take the security and safety of all SH members, and will think twice about their behaviour and actions.
Look forward to seeing the Rios regulars again soon! :rose:
Maybe now with warnings and bannings from munches and spas being carried out, people will see how serious we take the security and safety of all SH members, and will think twice about their behaviour and actions.
Look forward to seeing the Rios regulars again soon! :rose:
Sex God
Snap with de sade, Guns N Roses, Sympathy for the Devil, saw them perform this live too
Also love Marilyn Mansons, Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode).
Also love Marilyn Mansons, Personal Jesus (Depeche Mode).
Sex God
OK, we have got sitters for this weekend, but can anyone PM me details of CHEAP B&B's or hotels in South Manchester, as hubby was made redundant we need to save as many pennies as we can.
Did look on internet, but just found the usual hotels.
Thanks guys
Did look on internet, but just found the usual hotels.
Thanks guys
Sex God
A big thanks to Bluexxx for organising this mini munch and an even bigger thanks to Sarah and Dambuster for letting me hitch a lift and using their room for getting ready. Had a good laugh in the car but im still wondering about yr explanation about the scratches on the ceiling of your car 
I owe u a big one Sarah. :rose:
Thanks to all those I chatted, danced or laughed with, was a very enjoyable evening, and im going to go to bed with post munch blues lol.
Until next time :thrilled:
ps. thanks to my best friend xx
I owe u a big one Sarah. :rose:
Thanks to all those I chatted, danced or laughed with, was a very enjoyable evening, and im going to go to bed with post munch blues lol.
Until next time :thrilled:
ps. thanks to my best friend xx
Sex God
Quote by Scandal
It's the women with cobwebs in their knickers who should worry :shock:
No cobwebs here, actually, quite often no knickers too
lol Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
oh no their not, they are faceless spiders, even Msrk says so.
Now have you pulled yet for Monday night
Yr joking, the only thing he pulls these days are muscles in his legs, then uses that as an excuse not to go to the gym for two weeks! :giggle:
Sex God
Interesting reading. I cant really add to whats already been said, but i definately agreed with the general concensus.
And thanks for the Petition link.
And thanks for the Petition link.
Sex God
Quote by foxylady 123
lil_bunny
oh , rabbit does it for me every time !!!!! :happy: :smile2: :happy: :smile2: :happy: :smile2: :happy: :smile2:
wave dancer
if she ever leaves you, Im here!! :twisted:
Me too Foxy!!
Have to admit thou, overuse can lead to de-sensitisation of the clitorus!!
Sex God
Quote by northeastcoupleuk
and do u have sex stains on your sofa lol.............maybe someone on sh can help you out
Yes, buy leather next time, its wipeable!
Sex God
Well after 2 days of snowing, then sleet, then freezing up, then thawing etc, we finally have a blanket of snow!
Didnt want it now thou, supposed to be travelling up to Manchester Mini munch on Sat
Didnt want it now thou, supposed to be travelling up to Manchester Mini munch on Sat
Sex God
Are you a trucker?? Dont you have CB or something (or have times moved on there too 
as i have no idea)
Cant u do a 1-4 for a copy for something rofl!
as i have no idea)Cant u do a 1-4 for a copy for something rofl!
Sex God
Men are like....
1. Men are like .........Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ......... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ....... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
1. Men are like .........Laxatives ..... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..
4. Men are like ........ Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ......... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ....... Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ......... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ....... Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ....... Popcorn ....... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ....... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
In no particular order:
- sex appeal
- charisma
- confidence
- wit
- intelligence
... and most of all ... not being aware that they are any of the above. There's nothing sexier than someone that isn't aware of just how sexy they are
:silly:
You have made such am important statement there. If they have an ego and know it and lord it about, makes my skin crawl, no matter how popular they are with others. I dont like 'acts' either. I like people who are happy in their own skin.
We dont tend to have one offs, and tend to make friends with people we have played with so we look for: good sense of humour, compassion, honesty, enthusiasm, intelligence, good conversation and also the ability to be able to just sit and chill and not talk is good too.
Sex God
Quote by Mr Naughty
there is 7 or 8 calories in a teaspoon of sperm :twisted:
I was told at Weight Watchers that sperm is calorie free!
Thank god for that 
Sex God
Im Guilty of washing my hair in the shower and leaving loose hair in the plug hole, sorry hun!!
of washing my hair in the shower and leaving loose hair in the plug hole, sorry hun!! Sex God
Quote by Sarah1448
Sorry Judy,
We will have to give this a miss, as I don't think the 3 of us will be there till 8pm or so and then we have get changed etc.
:cry:
We'll just have to have a Whopper on the M6 instead :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by jamnat20032003
Multi coloured swap shop
Starsky and Hutch
Chips (the one about the motorcycle cops)
Well, i have a confession to make, I watch Chips every moning at 9am on Bravo
phwroarrr 