Quote by vodka_babe22uk
psssst
venus may i suggest you nip up the pub and sign up the footy team for the southern side
im sure both pubs would oblige you when you errrrr flash ur charms at em
voddy xxxxx

Quote by JudyTV
I don't think he will be much use to you after I have finished with him so you better go first, be careful of his wart though its in a very sensitive place.. I just think his bottle has gone anyway, bless
Judy

Quote by Libra-Love
No.
But sometimes I fanny fart :shock:
:giggle:

Quote by Sarah1448
The Southern Munch whores, will be chilling out at Rio's and then in a fast car to munch with you all in Manchester, by hopefull 9pm.
have fun

Quote by steveg_nw
For God's sake don't tell Dawn_Mids I amended her diary thread...........I've only just noticed that people are supposed to pm her to do it.
She was threatening to wax my gonads in the chatroom last night and I hadn't even done anything. :shock:

Steve

Quote by leprechaun
as long as u don't burn it and then it's just ok

Quote by leprechaun
enbrase your fears works for me babe like u do on a roller coaster (but don't put ur arms in the air and scream)
:idea: try and be 1 of the last on the plane :idea: helps me and i fly regular
if long hail place blanket over your lap and play with yourself will keep ur mind off the flight :twisted:
or
if u can find nice steward stewardess or other passenger see if they want mile hi fun
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

Quote by KcKat

Is that all :shock: God I rushed in here to give someone the kiss of life! :twisted:

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Mine would be:-
Michael Madsen
Johnny Depp
Spike from Buffy :twisted:
Gwen Stefani
Anastacia
hhmmmmmmm :P

Quote by KcKat
Hey,
Anyone got any ideas on how best to treat carpet burns on nipples?
Ouch
Kitty xx

Quote by Calista
Sarah,
In light of things said over the weekend, please can you take us off the list. We won't be attending this event sadly.
C x

Quote by BaldEagle
Ive noticed this and it BLOODY ANNOYS ME! Im a bit of a towel tidier you see