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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by leprechaun
im 5 ft 2 and 34DD, is that ok?? lol lol

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liar liar your bums on fire
try closer on 5ft1
:dry: hhmmmm I was wondering if you were going to stick your oar in :giggle: im only just a fraction under 5'2, about a centremetre, so im still closer to 5'2, so there! :jagsatwork:
Found this out only recently when i wanted to apply for air cabin crew but discovered I was too short :upset:
Quote by dargento
Just what the Doctor ordered. Telling you if I was married to you I would never leave the house. LOL

erm...i think mrgenhertscpl would have to be askd....and seeing as ive met both of these lovely people i rather doubt theres an acceptance there smile
EErrr one hubbys enough, I dont want fecking two!! dunno Well, only in bed sometimes anyway wink :giggle:
ps. dont tell MrGHC i said that......sssshhhhhhh blink
Quote by the_Laird
im 5 ft 2 and 34DD, is that ok?? lol lol

Works for me..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
wink
:thrilled: Off to bed with a smile..... wink kiss
Quote by markz
I shall be clinging to the ice biggrin

Mind your fingers though :twisted: :twisted: lol
they will be tucked up in side my mittens biggrin
AAwww sounds cute, are they Thomas the tank engine ones? Does your mum attach the string so they hang through your coat sleeves rotflmao
Quote by Osmosis
Ice-skating is like sex, it's a lot easier than it looks and everyone worries they'll make a prat of themselves lol
If in doubt, you can do as 95% of others will be doing on the night and slowly hauling themselves along the barrier :lol2:

Well i wont be clinging to the barrier, flaming cheek!, what do you take us for!!
Im gonna be clinging onto the nearest hunk or hunkess wink :giggle:
Welcome back Hun kiss
Quote by JucyLucy
ps. apologies sarge for not requesting a leave of absence before I went......feel free to meter out whichever punishment you think fit (oh spank me spank me!!!)

I feel that at this current time Sarge may be busy, so may I step in to carry out the necessary punishment :twisted: smackbottom :giggle: wink
xx
Poor Fabio! Hope you get back online again soon..... kiss
Oh can you ask him to pass on his number, if and when he does win the lottery :giggle: wink
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Go for it Gem!! Sounds like a much better option than that essay wink
Id join you if i was closer! :twisted:
Enjoy babes xxxx
Hold on Celticq, help may be on hand...someones pming you soon i believe.
ps. Although they have sold out the 'in advance' tickets, I read somewhere that they hold a limited amount back for selling on the actual night, just get there early.
xxx
Quote by teppic
:giggle: PMSL Give me a hug.............sorry hun.....brain dead today, as at home with poorly kids redface rolleyes

easy mistake to make...though drinking "the old pond" water can do that to you...
:shock: Well I have been in it, but never drank it wink
i am resisting the urge to remind you that it was an old witches ducking pond.... rolleyes
And im resisting the urge to reply...Yep i know! :twisted: confused
OK well i think thats confused everyone now lol Excellent!!
.........thought it was gonna say...sing song then! dunno
Poultry huh, the more cocks the better in my book wink lol
....well someone had to say it didnt they! rolleyes
AAwwww thats fantastic news!! kiss
Good luck and best wishes to you both...... :love:
Quote by teppic
:giggle: PMSL Give me a hug.............sorry hun.....brain dead today, as at home with poorly kids redface rolleyes

easy mistake to make...though drinking "the old pond" water can do that to you...
:shock: Well I have been in it, but never drank it wink
Oh ive looked at these as Ive wanted to do the Jack the Ripper one on Halloween, but never been able to make it.
Cant make this one as we are up in Manchester, but hope you enjoy it Helen and give me a report back! xxx
I have two rats, Tommy and Toby.....they are gorgeous and getting rather big now :shock:
They are lovely and friendly and sit on my shoulder sniffing my ears, which drives me mad...it tickles so much!! confused
:giggle: PMSL Give me a hug.............sorry hun.....brain dead today, as at home with poorly kids redface rolleyes
Quote by teppic
oh, and i will be carrying a gmah. :twisted:

OK my m8 and fellow perv here thinks its a gas mask and helmet?? confused
Quote by Osmosis
For some reason, my suggestion for Mrs GenHertsCpl to lead by posing in her pink cowgirl outfit has fallen on deaf ears dunno sad

Too fecking right they have! A girl could catch a cold! :twisted:
Very observant as ever Chris! wink
Well Done Alexandra, good to see another gobby cow (as ive been called rolleyes !!)
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Put us down for this please, will work on sitters nearer the time! confused smile
Looking forward to another smoochy dance with Bluexxx (the dancer wink )
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Well Ive been asked how we will recognise each other! I know a number of us have already met before (some a number of times rolleyes lol) but if anyone thinks of something funny we can wear or carry etc, so we stand out to others meeting up, let me know, could be a laugh! confused :twisted:
So glad things are working out for the both of you, known you both for a while now and you just seem so well suited!!
Good luck to you both :inlove:
xxx
Quote by 8thsinner
We are new in here, but can prove we are genuine through others allready met here.
We hope you would give this opportunity to introduce us to more people with similar interests.
Let us know please.

Hiya
Sorry, but as you have only just joined the site and no-one from the forums seems to be able to verify you as geniune, you wont be able to join us on this occasion.
Get posting in here and you will be welcome to join us all next time! smile
They are brill, saw them back in June at the Milton Keynes Bowl, fantastic.......... worship :thumbup: So good to see a truely talented band, who so obviously enjoy what they are doing... lol
Lol was just wondering if id missed the Happy Birthday Judy thread lol
Happy Birthday hun, hope you had a lovely day!!
Well i made a lovely roast dinner yesterday, not overly keen on ready made yorkshires apart from Aunt Bessies, but sometimes in my mad house, its just easier to use them.
Of course, the best way to have a gorg roast dinner is to share it with friends....like yesterday.....and i hope we can do it again soon...........this time ill remember the stuffing that id put aside to keep warm............didnt realise until my housemate went to cook the lasagne he had made and asked if anyone fancied stuffing with their lasagne! confused rolleyes
:rose: kiss
Quote by postie
Sitting at home watching Diagnosis Murder on BBC1 at the moment.
Is it me or is Amanda ( Victoria Rowell ) the sexiest woman on tv?

Are you video'ing it??? I can swap you for a copy of Quincy biggrin
rotflmao
:laughabove: :thumbup:
ps. i think Amanda is kinda cute lol