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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Sex God
Quote by Poohbear2
As loyal members we will be making sure our friends on here are not duped into thinking you are 1. Sensible 2. Sane 3. Innocent 5. Any combination of the previous four..PMSL
Maggie, anyone entering the pub on saturday claiming the above, certainly cant claim they are any of the above after leaving! :twisted:
Welcome Celestria, hope you enjoy the ramblings of the SH forum!!
Sex God
What a fab and very sociable weekend we had :smile2: Really enjoyed Saturday, and also a big thanks to some special people and a close m8 for continuing the fun into Sunday.
House seems too quiet now....
Until next time
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!
House seems too quiet now....
Until next time
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!! 
Sex God
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Everything they said! :high-smile:
Fanks for the mamories Mark!
Fanks for the mamories Mark!
Sex God
OK, just checked and we have 13 people actually on the ice, can we please at least have another one join us, as im very supersititious!! :crazy:
Sex God
I agree, welcome to the site...let the dust settle and see what happens before we go off ranting.....
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
It's my duty to make sure they are not left unsatisfied, Morbius, my duty!!
Mal
AAwww such a martyr to his hobby
The man has to be admired! Can I join in, please?
Of course!! :twisted:
Some funny stories in here, making me chuckle!
BTW, I went to re-format the card in the camera, but couldnt work out how to do it? Anyone help me on this?
Sex God
Happy Birthday Marcuso!
Hope you have a great day!
luv and hugs
Mejulie xxxx
Hope you have a great day!
luv and hugs
Mejulie xxxx
Sex God
Quote by berksbex
I cant believe that I am gonna admit to this but I have a few :-
1. Towels in the bathroom have to be in line ............... yes like the film
2. Cans in the cupboard run alphabetically and in food groups
3. Have 2 bean bags in a minimalist front room and I have to curl them in a certain way
4. 3 furry cushion in a minimalist bedroom and the corners have to be at 90 degree angles
5. Shoes left at the front door have to be together with the left and right in the correct order
Gonna go now ............... coz u will all think I am nutty
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I take it you don't have kids then? :P you would be forever following them around and putting things back lol
Exactly! Hence why im always doing housework
Sex God
Quote by blonde
I cant believe that I am gonna admit to this but I have a few :-
1. Towels in the bathroom have to be in line ............... yes like the film
2. Cans in the cupboard run alphabetically and in food groups
3. Have 2 bean bags in a minimalist front room and I have to curl them in a certain way
4. 3 furry cushion in a minimalist bedroom and the corners have to be at 90 degree angles
5. Shoes left at the front door have to be together with the left and right in the correct order
Gonna go now ............... coz u will all think I am nutty
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hurrah! Im not alone! I have to have certain things on certain shelves in the cupboard ie. i have a condiments and ingredients shelf, then tinned or dried goods shelf, then baking shelf, then pet food and outsize goods shelf
Come and join me Blonde, we can tidy towels together!
Sex God
Quote by TallFunLondon
[You have a stationary cupboard??? and ithought my house was a good size - never come across a stationary cupboard outside of an office before.!
Im an ex-secretary............old habits die hard
Sex God
Quote by Morbius
We're not coming down til xmas time, now i know ALL the places to check to make sure you have been doing your cleaning properly!!!
:twisted:
>>>>>>>>Oopps makes mental note to clear out beside cabinet :crazy:
>>>>>> Makes mental note to CHECK beside cabinet????? unless you mean BEDside cabinet then i aint going anywhere near that, Calistas buzzes!!!! :shock: :shock:
My point exactly! :doh:
Well it might help folks if you took a leaf out of FBs book and SPELT PROPERLY!!!!!!!!!
:silly: :silly:Feck off, you check my other posts, im nearly always correct............anyway im tired from all the cleaning :kick:
Quote by leprechaun
Its become a bit of a joke with one friend of mine, when hes visiting, he asks, have I made sure the house is spick and span yet?
u isw sick in the head even when down u say house is a tip and the place is a palace
it's my fav hotel when down south and me is a fussy fecker when it comes to where i put my head down
Well where else can you get a cooked brekkie, served in the garden along with a dressed Pimms, with measures large enough to get u tipsy in one drink! lol
Sex God
Quote by Morbius
We're not coming down til xmas time, now i know ALL the places to check to make sure you have been doing your cleaning properly!!!
:twisted:
>>>>>>>>Oopps makes mental note to clear out beside cabinet :crazy:
>>>>>> Makes mental note to CHECK beside cabinet????? unless you mean BEDside cabinet then i aint going anywhere near that, Calistas buzzes!!!! :shock: :shock:
My point exactly! :doh:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Yep me too, then came back and found my post which id thought id lost, was there 3 times!
OMG
I saw you put up 3 identical threads - but with the title being called Obsessive Compulsive Behaviour, I thought it was part of the joke inside ....... oh what perfect timing to treble up on a thread PMFSL, brill timing huh.......fecking pc's :twisted: At least i was a good girl and deleted 2, see, even on SH im good at house keeping
:dry: Sex God
Quote by Morbius
We're not coming down til xmas time, now i know ALL the places to check to make sure you have been doing your cleaning properly!!!
:twisted:
>>>>>>>>Oopps makes mental note to clear out beside cabinet :crazy:
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Yep, me too - thought I had pressed something I wasn't meant to and broke SH :scared: Deleted out all me cookies and everything, trying to get rid of the evidence :lol2:
Oh boy - talk about relieved!!! :color: Me poor face turned every shape and colour with fright then! :shock:
PMSL, was told on MSN that it was MY thread that broke SH
Sex God
Yep me too, then came back and found my post which id thought id lost, was there 3 times!
Sex God
Hey, THAT wasnt me!! SH went down or something, ask NWFreckles and Morbius, they are my witnesses!
Sex God
OMG someone help me!
Everytime I know ive got friends coming round, i feel a need to blitz the house from top to bottom, including cleaning places im hardly to look during their visit, let alone them!
Ive got two friends from SH coming around tomorrow night for coffee, nibbles and a chat, then ive got more friends coming round Sunday for lunch, then ive got a friend staying for the week after that. What have i been doing today, cleaned daughters bedroom, cleaned and sorted out under the stairs and then had a clear out of the stationery cupboard amongst other things! Of course, they are all gonna be looking in there during their visit arent they
Its become a bit of a joke with one friend of mine, when hes visiting, he asks, have I made sure the house is spick and span yet?
Am I bizarre, just thorough, or just plain house proud! Personally, I think its cos ive got the kids and most of my friends dont have kids so feel I have to present a clean and tidy house, as their homes are always tidy :confused2:
Either way, anyone fancy giving me a hand? :thrilled:
Everytime I know ive got friends coming round, i feel a need to blitz the house from top to bottom, including cleaning places im hardly to look during their visit, let alone them!
Ive got two friends from SH coming around tomorrow night for coffee, nibbles and a chat, then ive got more friends coming round Sunday for lunch, then ive got a friend staying for the week after that. What have i been doing today, cleaned daughters bedroom, cleaned and sorted out under the stairs and then had a clear out of the stationery cupboard amongst other things! Of course, they are all gonna be looking in there during their visit arent they
Its become a bit of a joke with one friend of mine, when hes visiting, he asks, have I made sure the house is spick and span yet?
Am I bizarre, just thorough, or just plain house proud! Personally, I think its cos ive got the kids and most of my friends dont have kids so feel I have to present a clean and tidy house, as their homes are always tidy :confused2:
Either way, anyone fancy giving me a hand? :thrilled:
Sex God
Quote by bluexxx
I've left my deposit with JTV, which is kind of strange as she usually deposits over me. :eeek:
:laughabove: :thumbup: Class act!
Yes, but don't you think it's just like..... errrrrrrrrrrrrr........ a bit too much information..... :giggle:
EEErrrr NOPE :shock:
Sex God
Such a shame but completely understand.
Hope you both recover soon, see you there anyway! :rose:
Hope you both recover soon, see you there anyway! :rose:
Sex God
Quote by rebecca_uk_tv
I've left my deposit with JTV, which is kind of strange as she usually deposits over me. :eeek:
:laughabove: :thumbup: Class act!
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Ooohhh just love corn on the cob, barbequeued with loads of butter and a bit of salt.
When my kids were small and they lost their front teeth - it was the first thing I fed em
PMFSL, thats the funniest thing ive heard all week!! You EVIL EVIL woman! rofl
:doh: :laughabove:
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>walks into the Lairds bathroom, gratefully takes Corn on the cob from Tatty
Oh..........sharing in the bath
Dont ya just LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
EErrrr Laird, thats not the soap hun
And thats not the corn on the cob either :twisted:
:doh: pmsl
Quote by the_Laird
:giggle:
ok... ok... I'm leaving
Nooooooooooooooo :cry:
You cant go...........
.....I'm still hungry :twisted:
She can go if those bubbles are what i think they are!! :crazy: lol
Sex God
Quote by the_Laird
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>walks into the Lairds bathroom, gratefully takes Corn on the cob from Tatty
Oh..........sharing in the bath
Dont ya just LOVE it!!!!!!!!!!
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
EErrrr Laird, thats not the soap hun
Sex God
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>walks into the Lairds bathroom, gratefully takes Corn on the cob from Tatty and slips in with the Laird and Tatty............
and slips in with the Laird and Tatty............ Sex God
Oh bugger!
It 22:21 hrs, im freshly bathed and sitting here in me jammies (TM Tatty) and i want...........
CORN ON THE COB!
It 22:21 hrs, im freshly bathed and sitting here in me jammies (TM Tatty) and i want...........
CORN ON THE COB!
