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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by Sarah
awww, i dont have a cat going spare, but.........
.. cos i luv you n all i could possible give you a child! :twisted: :twisted:
no, i insist!!!!
and a a gesture of goodwill i will provide her with a mouse hunting net at no cost to you.
just let me know what day in june you will be home... and i will be waiting eagerly on your doorstep!
lol

WBB
Thank you but I don't do children, so I'll give this one a miss thank you lol
oh yes you do! Mine love you!
so when can u baby sit wink
Quote by Nomad_Soul
I just cant believe you didnt wake up Cathy! rolleyes confused

What!! With eight bottles of Newky Brown poured down the throat lol lol
Not a chance lol
PMSL Nomad! Fecking ell Cath! I love me Nookie Broon but EIGHT bottles! worship :silly:
Quote by sugarspice-nw
oi Andie just wot you trying to say you going to have eceryone think we are raging lonney's. Or even worse with your bouncij thinky rotfl rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
Sugs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Think? Think? Hun, we already KNOW!!
Not sure what im gonna be wearing, but i havent got a lot of red stuff, only underwear wink
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner.
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How about the profiteroles I had for desserts too??!! rolleyes lol
Count me in! If anyone sees me lurking in the forums and im not in the chatroom please pm me and drag my butt in there please!!
:twisted:
I lurveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee corn on the cob, but its not something id order on a date, with butter dribbling down my chin and bits stuck between my teeth for hours after confused
Ive got sweet little Minnie and Mickey Mouse corn forks, so no burnt or messy fingers!
Quote by Sarah
Is it Sarahs?
rolleyes

Mine?
What gives you that idea?
I'm a single female! lol :P
I just have a hunch, and although I have been to your house a few times, unlike half of SH I havent been upstairs :twisted: :giggle:
Well am i right?? rolleyes
Used to watch it when younger during the days of the Refridgerator and Dan Marino.........who I used to fancy something rotten! rolleyes redface
Quote by Mal
It's my duty to make sure they are not left unsatisfied, Morbius, my duty!! lol
Mal
wink

AAwww such a martyr to his hobby worship The man has to be admired! wink
Quote by Morbius
MrGHC!!!!!!
HELP
These women are ganging up on me!!!!

EErrrr may I point out, that most guys in here would be enjoying that...not whinging about it!!!
Shall we move along and find another fella Calista???? wink :twisted:
Quote by Calista
rolleyes I turn my bloody back for 5 minutes and your up to mischief..... smackbottom
Id re-think the payments if i were you and start wondering what pics ive got of you, esp ones Calista sent to my phone from hers! :twisted: :evil2:

Don't bloody drag me into it woman :giggle:
rolleyes
C x
Just do as your told woman, and send me some more!! :evil2:
Quote by oliveoyl
Um Markz hun,
If you look at the original post there is a list there of who has tickets and who is only watching etc
lol lol

Lol thank you Olive.....oh and Markz WAKE UP!!! :giggle:
rolleyes I turn my bloody back for 5 minutes and your up to mischief..... smackbottom
Id re-think the payments if i were you and start wondering what pics ive got of you, esp ones Calista sent to my phone from hers! :twisted: :evil2:
Quote by sleazy
My three year old son observed the silence whilst watching the BBC Remembrance service (with only a few little whispers wink ). He's now glued to the telly watching the service and asking loads of questions about soldiers and war and what Remembrance Day is.... all good stuff, another generation who won't forget cool

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Feel really proud today, watched my 7 year old daughter walk down our high st with her Brownie pack, following the fire brigade, police, RAF, Army, Navy, Scouts, Beavers etc. A fairly long walk then the remembrance service which was moving. Just so proud my daughter wanted to be a part of this at such a tender age.
Got home and shes told be when she grows up she wants to be an 'Army girl' lol, with her disabilities not sure she can, but will live with hope and encourage her anyway.
:rose:
Lol well that woman didnt want 'business like yours', but I bet it perked up the developers day no end, i mean, what a boring monotonous job!! :giggle: At least mine didnt get seen!! rolleyes
Quote by Osmosis
Or convert or "persuade" them :twisted: :twisted: lol

True. you could always have a frank conversation with them about sex, bisexuality, etc etc and if it doesnt work, blame it on the drink and claim u remember nothing about it! lol :twisted:
<<<<<<< Devious cow :twisted:
:giggle: Sorry just had to say, after staying in tonight, ive enjoyed this sesson of light relief, given me a bloody good chuckle! Not gonna enter into the debate, cant be bothered tbh lol :doh:
Laird, if Blues busy, grab yr keys, you've pulled hun wink hump
Poor Mike, horny as hell, sharing a room with 2 vanilla guys.....cant even have a five knuckle shuffle...............you could always shut yrself in the bathroom?! wink
lol
Quote by willingvictim
I didn't have any annoying tunes stuck in my head until i read this post, now Balamory has crept in and i'm damned if i can shake it! I think there must be some insidious hypnotic marketing ploy embedded in kids programmes theme tunes... maybe if you play them backwards you here the voice of the devil! lol
wv

Oh I Agree!
D D D D D Dora, D D D D D Dora!
rolleyes AArrgghhh
Quote by lynni133
there would have been nothing hiding if i'd had the card printed redface fab cow girl pic mmmmmm thanks

totaly agree 69position
Thank you! kiss
But thank you Andy for the tip too, not more embarrassing moments!
Quote by blueocean
That tune that the alien band plays in the Cantina on the first star wars movie. Often find myself humming it aand haven't watched the movie for years. loon loon loon loon

Me too!! :shock: WTF is all that about!
Quote by leprechaun
lipupfattyman by bad manners has a habit of sneaking in me head and is a devil to get out

Same here but love the old school classics!
Other odd tunes I often hun are:
Last Boat to Cairo by Madness
Jeremiah was a Bullfrog - Creedance Clearwater Revival
and a childs nursery rhyme:-
Five Little Speckled Frogs, Sat on a wooden log
Eating the most delicious grubs, yum yum
One jumped into the pool
Where it was nice and cool
Then there were 4 green speckled frogs etc etc etc.
rolleyes
Quote by Happy Cats
Judging by some of the entrants, I was hoping this had been forgotten about!

Nooooooooo, i cant wait to see the final results!! :twisted: lol
Quote by Serendipity
So, who are squeezing into the portaloo?
Tevo
Serendipity
NLondonJohn
Awol
Ben_is_bored (if he's not too bored!)
Ermingtrude
Mr GHC? (and maybe MrsGHC if someone can be found to sit on the children? wink )
Markz are you coming? - will you need to see photos of the toilet tissue first to prove it's genuine and not a single sheet pretending to be a roll?
:giggle:

Portaloo? PORTALOO??
Serendipity, you tart! This is just your very sneaky way of cottaging isnt it rolleyes wink Im onto you! :twisted:
Just wanted to say how much I love this thread..........
Its people like you guys that carry on the Remembrance Day into the future.
Thank You :love: