sodding PC's u gotta love em, u gotta hate em

Quote by freckledbird
Obviously some AS reps out there who fly by the seat of their pants and ignore the rules then. Good for them....now how do we find them ??
Bev
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Quote by JGL
INTERNET PARKING NOTICE
Offender : You!
Date: Thursday, 17th Jan, 2005 01:25pm
Offense #4422089 : in front of the computer TOO LONG!
Details of Offense :
During our routine sweep of the Internet we, the Internet Police, have discovered that you have been on your chair in front of the computer TOO LONG!
You are HEREBY ORDERED to clean up that pile of cups, cans, wrappers and papers on your desk (yes, we can see you - sit up straight!) and after you have logged into the real world for a minimum of ten minutes you may log back on to the Internet.
Failure to comply may result in loss of reality, carpal tunnel syndrome, and the requirement of a larger chair. The timer starts NOW! Get off your butt - you'll thank us for it later.
Quote by Angel Chat
I just wanted to point out that I have my own reasons for not meeting people right now.
Quote by zootle
Dreamt I crashed my car once. Thought nothing of it until two weeks later I crashed my car.