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14 Jan 2005

Been there done that got the t-shirt!
Conjure up an image of them, mentally screw it up into a ball, stamp on it, put it into a metal bin, set fire to it, then throw it out the window, and get a steam roller to..... oops thiink im getting carried away here! lol

lol

:shock:
Big hugs hun xxx

14 Jan 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Interesting reading the bi women's views on this. In my experience - only bi women shave. Lesbians trim! Strange that

Lol well Rainbows, your spot on with me too!
Having said that, its a bit prickly down there now wondering what to do with it as i fancy a change lol!

14 Jan 2005

As with any burn, soaking in tepid/cool water will bring down the temperature of the skin. Also Aloe Vera the purer the better is absolutely fantastic at cooling down, soothiing pain and preventing the skin from drying out. Ive learnt this from being sunburnt in Florida :shock:
Hope this helps. xx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by hornyred and dino
Once again i thought this thread was about something else (girth) . Ive done this twice this week,,,fraid its me who`s thick

Lol ive just done the same thing Horny, was just about to say, whip it out and show us then! confused

confused

13 Jan 2005

Quote by marmalaid
Is "I just don't like the word." enough to make it ? I had a girlfriend who cringed when I used the word 'gotten' e.g. "you've gotten me wet!", I used it first in Scrabble, and she challenged it, she would have used the word 'got' instead which would have been incorrect although oft used.
So, why is it still around here?
Chris

Im shocked and disgusted with you Marmalaid!!! I come in here to talk about sex, anal, bj's etc, and YOU end up talking about flamming SCRABBLE!!!!!
You spoffle! (sorry i cant use THAT word either unless im beinig the whore in the bedroom and highly aroused!) :twisted:

13 Jan 2005

Quote by arkan
She actually just thumped me one when she saw the bit about more than a handful being wasted... and she just thumped me again for telling you

No, no, no, more than a handfuls a bonus!! :twisted: :P

13 Jan 2005

Well what more can I add to whats already been said except
Yes
Yes
Yes
:twisted: lol

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12 Jan 2005

We think it looks great, well done to all involved esp the techies! lol

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11 Jan 2005

Awww Debbie :therethere: have a hug...or come down to me and we can be miserable together, feeling pretty peed off at the moment and feeling guilty about it too confused

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Anyway talking about men cryiing, ive seen my hubby cry a few times and its very upsetting when i do. Ive also seen a good male friend cry, which just endeared himself to me all the more kiss

kiss

11 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
. London to Manchester cost Â£3 each way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

Or you could get a lift in a battered old metro from Preston to London, like I did a few months ago in order to get to a conference...... It cost nothing, but jeeeez, wasn't it a long journey :eeek:
You mean u didnt stop off in Herts!! mad

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11 Jan 2005

Theres currently another thread about cheap holidays, and i thought it a good idea to let others know about this website, which offers VERY cheap travel around the country.

Its either a double decker bus or a coach (yes i know its not the height of luxury) but i put in a random route ie. London to Manchester cost Â£3 each way !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: Okay so the journey may take u about 2 hours longer that driving would but think of the savings and the books you could read! The prices do vary according to day and time obviously.
Just thought id mention it, as i know we arent all made of money, some of us are single parents, students etc and if it helps someone, then brilliant! May mean someone can now afford to get to a munch lol

lol

J xxx]

11 Jan 2005

Brilliant News! Congratulations! :inlove:

11 Jan 2005

I fractured my elbow ice skating, bloody Bolero and Torvill and Dean have a lot to answer for mad

mad

Then fractured the same elbow in same place roller skating confused

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10 Jan 2005

Well done! It looks fab!! :happy:

10 Jan 2005

We are collecting the Sun tokens again, we have been on a number of breaks with them and they have been brilliant value. The only let down was the Pontins site at Southport, what a scuzzy place that was :shock: . The chalets were being done up but of course, which ones did they give the Sun token collectors?? Yes, thats right, the ones that hadnt seen a makeover since WW2 i think confused

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Having said that, all the other sites (Southern Englands ones) have been superb, brand new caravans with 3 bedrooms etc. Definately worth risking the money we'd say.

10 Jan 2005

Welcome to the madhouse Sadie!
Such a shame your not closer rolleyes

rolleyes

xxx

10 Jan 2005

Quote by deancannock
women...its all in the mind....no pain really....just an excuse to have a couple of days off work and to have a moan at a few blokes......

DeanCannock, 39.....single......cannock
R.I.P. mad

mad

:censored: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Wow, what a lovely and thought provokiing thread!
Ive been having a crisis of identity lately, having had a rough 10yrs or so with bereavements, post natal depression, and just lifes ups and downs, some of the most painful moments have been when childhood friends have just dumped on us from a great height. I gave them my all, my home, my money, my heart and yet they treated us like shit, leaving us with their debts and a shattered family life.
This has left me battered and i now find myself suspicious, questioning and sometimes jealous of new friends. I refuse to be beaten and let them carve my future path, and have made one truely precious friend through swinging.
Friend....thats a word thats used too easily i think, as my precious friend says, he says he has transient friends, ppl that are friends now but not ppl that will remain in his life for ever, and good friends such as myself and counts me as one of his top 5 friends, despite my low self esteem. But thats true friendship, seeing through any problems to see the person undeneath, whatever the weather. He tells me he is going to bitch slap me for being so bloody soft :shock:
Anyway, a sayiing in a book said something like, be slow in choosing good friends, and even slower in removing them. Something like that anyway bolt

bolt

7 Jan 2005

Quote by JGL
Think after DaznLou all those who submitted pics should get a preview

i'll make sure everyone who is involved with it, is happy with the final design before making it public... i think its only fair.
and then at least if you all think its crap... only a hand full have seen it.. and i won't have to leave the sight with my head between my legs!!
JGL
Just make sure its YOUR head between YOUR legs if you do!! lol

6 Jan 2005

Quote by
I'll never understand why a ball in a net makes the national news! there must be other things they could put on telly!
:twisted: bring it on :twisted:

I agree, id much prefer someones balls in my knickers! :twisted: :P

6 Jan 2005

OOooo I cant wait to see the final result! :bounce:

6 Jan 2005

That sounds fantastic!
Well done hun and good luck xxx

6 Jan 2005

I have a pic of my little boy in ManU strip kicking a football, a really good action shot and very natural smile

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5 Jan 2005

Apart from abstaining i cant offer any advice except that wasnt the band 10CC the average amount of spunk a man produced?
Im full of useless information confused

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5 Jan 2005

I got the U2 Ipod for Xmas, its brill, i love it!
All my fav CD's and tons of downloaded tracks (that you cant purchase anywhere else) all on one little box in my pocket! biggrin

biggrin

MrsGHC xx

5 Jan 2005

Had mine done nearly two years ago now, didnt feel a thing although i was terrified!
Healed very well, never had a days problem with it, but i did fiind any jeans i wore had to be the low waist ones or else they rub and can catch it.
Soooooooo glad ive had mine done, thinking of having a bit more done down below lol

lol

BUT that im not sure about confused

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4 Jan 2005

We havent been but all the reports ive heard from friends have been good.
xx

4 Jan 2005

Lol that made me chuckle!
Lifes just not fair, why cant men have whore moans too mad

mad

4 Jan 2005

Ok, my/our pic coming shortly, im trying to think of something inventive, but will probably be just a nudie one or something confused

confused

4 Jan 2005

Happy Birthday Steve xxx kiss

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