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Well i was all sweet and innocent until Saturday, when i was dragged to Satins party :angel:
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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Dont worry Gill, i do things like this all the time, so when you thought i was blonde, you should have been right lol
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Quote by easy
Read some great news yesterday that The Cheeky Girls had been dropped by their record label lol.
.......................from the top of their 14 storey office building............
Passers-by said they were so scrawny, they floated down like a couple of feathers.
pmsl!! :laughabove:
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Love: - WAYYYYYYYYYYY to many to mention, but i do love jacket spuds with lashings of butter, crisps, strawberries, chicken kebabs, all pasta, the list is endless
Hate: - MARMITE!!
yuck yuck yuck!
Hate: - MARMITE!!
yuck yuck yuck! Sex God
To be honest i dont think you can beat an auto-biography or biography, there are so many people in the world with fantastic real life stories to tell, for example Norman Wisdom, Dont Laugh at Me, i love the guy but didnt know about his life, was very good reading and also very funny.
ps. i wrote to Norman Wisdom to say how much i admire him, and he sent me a signed photo back for me, how sweet of him, love him even more now! :inlove:
ps. i wrote to Norman Wisdom to say how much i admire him, and he sent me a signed photo back for me, how sweet of him, love him even more now! :inlove:
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We havent tried that one yet either, makes mental note to add it to her Christmas list lol :twisted:
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Quote by HungryP
Sorry to hear that Joolz. I'm lucky in living in a really quiet area AND up a cul-de-sac, so no way through for pedestrians.
Thanks hun. I also live in a quiet small cul-de-sac in a nice part of Herts, mostly families with very few properties rented out and no housing association properties. We do have a alleyway that cuts through to an A road thou. Rarely and i mean rarely, do we ever have trouble down here. Just goes to show that crime really is everywhere, just look at that murder in Chelsea at the weekend :cry:
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Hope yr having a better day today, :2fingers: to the person who got u hitting the bottle!
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Went out this morning and found that someone had smashed my drivers side wing mirror off :cry: Think it was on purpose because last week i noticed a number of cars all parked one behind the other further down the road, had all had their ones smashed or ripped off too. Im peed off cos i usually park it on my drive, but because there were workers installing a drive next door, they recommended i didnt park there whilst they were working, cos they may get the car dirty 
I forgot i had parked over the road!
Bloody hell, if i get my hands on the little buggers, there gonna know about it
I forgot i had parked over the road!Bloody hell, if i get my hands on the little buggers, there gonna know about it
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Ohhh hun, Hope yr days not been that bad?? Whilst yr getting a drink can you make me a hot toddy please and i will join you in having a drink. My jaws killing me today and ive just taken my last lot of meds for the evening (no more allowed today :cry: )
I know your not supposed to mix alcohol and medication such has co-codamol and ibruprofen but im still sitting here in pain....
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I know your not supposed to mix alcohol and medication such has co-codamol and ibruprofen but im still sitting here in pain....
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I never thought id see the day when id be downloading tv adverts cos i love them so much!! 
The new Citroen C4 advert is great, I find the robots moves and the music are so enticing, making me want to dance!
Am i sad or what? :shock:
Take a look yourself if you havent seen it
or a better downloadable version is here
PS: the music is called Les Rhymes Digitales - Jacques your body.
The new Citroen C4 advert is great, I find the robots moves and the music are so enticing, making me want to dance!
Am i sad or what? :shock:
Take a look yourself if you havent seen it
or a better downloadable version is here
PS: the music is called Les Rhymes Digitales - Jacques your body.
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Quote by MQ
The Rampant Rabbit Deluxe is thicker and much more fun! :twisted: Especially if you have a helper around to use it on you! :twisted:
I had mine with me on Saturday and it didnt get used! :cry:
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Nice pics lol lucky old Czech Republic, notice how many people didnt take a blind bit of notice thou!!
Have to say thou, she had a lovely pair of boots
Have to say thou, she had a lovely pair of boots
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50/50 but 
he can buy the drinks! lol
No seriously, if he was a friend like my regular swing buddy and for example he was unemployed and i worked, then i would pay cos u can get some really cheap hotels out there, and i know that one day the tables may be turned and he would always do the same for me
he can buy the drinks! lolNo seriously, if he was a friend like my regular swing buddy and for example he was unemployed and i worked, then i would pay cos u can get some really cheap hotels out there, and i know that one day the tables may be turned and he would always do the same for me
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OK, well I am really really into reading just now. I have just finished reading the Daivd Pelzer series. I have lots of books at home but I keep giving them all to people because Ive read them all. I need to find a good book to read but most of the books people have suggested I've either read or are not my type.
Can anybody suggest any good books and/or where to get any good books?
Ive just read the David Pelzer series too, isnt that guy amazing, what he went through as a child, through to manhood. Amazing and a testament to the human character.
Ive just finished reading (when in hospital having wisdom teeth out :cry: ) So Me by Graham Norton, fairly easy reading, but quite funny and good if you dont know anything about his background, as i didnt.
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Oh well, fingers cross for you hun, at the very least make sure the rear demister is working, will keep yr hands warm when pushing her!
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Poor you, its not nice to experience something like that :rose: Thinking of you x
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Well done hun on hitting 900 posts, i assume you mean posts and not laybys? lol 
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Theres one of me in a similar position being whipped by Satin somewhere?? :shock:
Yes, there is - shall I post it??? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Missed this post, go ahead please Blueexx
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I think mid March would be a good time, give ppl to get themselves sorted after Xmas and will avoid the Medieval banquet and Scottish munch as im assuming (or is that hoping :twisted: ) that Dundeecpl will be coming again
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My dear old jallopy is 10 years old now and is just a dream to drive, nippy, good on petrol and been a brilliant roomy family car. Shes not long clocked 100K and more recently i have been banging her up and down the M1/M6 for the past 18 months. Shes a Vauxhall Cavalier club, and i dread the day she decides enough is enough :cry:
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I think it needs a new battery
Maybe an engine??
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Stop talking about parties - Satin is working new years eve and I'll be stuck in babysitting
Well if you could get someone to babysit, come with us?
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Glad to hear you had a fab time in Barcelona, its one of my favourite cities in the world, have been there a few times nows. 
