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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Quote by leprechaun
on saturday nite at the lovely satins party i was told it was not the done thing to wonder round the house in a g string and biker boots looking for a shag
as i had my boots on
well damn it i did go a looking
and god damn it i found 1 and left my boots on
with no complaints from a willing partner
could any 1 plz tell me where such Etiquette came from
Thats not the first time you have left yr boots on, i know for a fact!
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Quote by sexsexsexFor the past two days all i have done is look around this website its fantastic it should be proscribed on the nhs.
however i am a new member so can anyone give me advice about the site and how i start to meet people.
ps i know the name is crap but it is my favourite subject.
SSHHHHHHH, dont tell everyone, isnt 14810 members enough!!! We dont let all and sundry in here you know!
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Hubby says theres a book you can buy and its got all those saying in it like "pass the buck", "the whole nine yards" etc.
But he cant remember the name of it but it was written by an American lol.
But he cant remember the name of it but it was written by an American lol.
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Quote by bluexxx
Here's Leprechaun......... boots not in sight though
Oooo thats where i was whipping you!! :twisted:
Theres one of me in a similar position being whipped by Satin somewhere?? :shock:
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Well Day 2...felt fine this morning so went out to get a few pressies whilst the kids were at school and hubby was around (cos i cant drive for 48 hours).
But tonight, im fed up with Cream of Mushroom soup, Cream of Chicken Soup, Cream of Chicken and mushroom soup, and scambled eggs :cry: Feeling tired, jaw and teeth achey, headachey today and now tonight i feel sick, i think cos ive not eaten much.
I need a hug!
But tonight, im fed up with Cream of Mushroom soup, Cream of Chicken Soup, Cream of Chicken and mushroom soup, and scambled eggs :cry: Feeling tired, jaw and teeth achey, headachey today and now tonight i feel sick, i think cos ive not eaten much.
I need a hug!
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Quote by Vix
One of my fave reasons for being a woman is you can squeeze other womens tits (even when you're relative strangers) in public, without getting a slap.
So tell me, exactly which Munches will you be attending?? :twisted:
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Quote by easy
Damn right it did.....scoffed the bloody lot... :shock: :smug:
Did your mother never teach you to share?
Bad bad man! Sex God
Well after Saturday, Slapper is fine, but otherwise Joolz will do xxx :twisted:
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1. We got off the Titanic first
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
3. Taxis stop for us.
4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the Speedo.
6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.
9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there
10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.
13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems..
15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
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I so agree with you about having good manners, not just saying thank you or please, but also social skills such as waiting for someone to finish speaking before speaking yourself, listening politely, not interrupting, etc. It really is one of those things that i hate, if im talking and someone hasnt got the manners to even listen to what i have to say or interrupting me 
As for berating the four year old child, i think the grandmother was overbearing, instead of quietly explaining that she needs to say thank you, she made the situation into a confrontation, upsetting the child and not getting a thank you in the end Our children learn their manners from us after all, so will copy how we act, how we react and how we behave with others.
As for berating the four year old child, i think the grandmother was overbearing, instead of quietly explaining that she needs to say thank you, she made the situation into a confrontation, upsetting the child and not getting a thank you in the end
Our children learn their manners from us after all, so will copy how we act, how we react and how we behave with others. Sex God
pmsl, ive already heard that joke, lol, but was told a handjob would suffice!
Oh well, is it just me, but when im under the weather laid up in bed, i feel horny as hell :twisted:
Oh well, is it just me, but when im under the weather laid up in bed, i feel horny as hell :twisted:
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" The Punching bag"
You are 87 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!
You are 87 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
Creme eggs ewwwww
Mint n choc ewwwww
sorry not my thing - don't like orange n choc either
But gimme a packet of those new Irish cream rolo's any day mmmmmmmm
Mmmmm irish cream rolos??? God even with my poorly mouth, im craving one of those! lol
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Hiya and welcome, was nice to meet you on Sat!
Just what is the introductory offer....Buy One Get One Free ??? :twisted:
Just what is the introductory offer....Buy One Get One Free ??? :twisted:
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Quote by leprechaun
ps what does mr herts look like in ur nurses uniform
his legs are longer and better than mine!!! Sex God
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
God how sore was it? Did you feel anything? Did they put yuo to sleep? Tell me all about it please cause I need to go get mines out and I'm absolutely terrified. Actually am thinkin bout just leaving it but they are so damn painful
Well ive been fretting over it but its not too bad, just the thought of it really is the worse thing. When they wheeled me into theatre, they had to redo my iv line, but then injected me with the general anaesthaetic, i was wide awake, then next thing i know, was someone saying hello, how u feeling, it was that fast!
Its not a nice thought, but needed doing. At the moment im not too sore, just swollen and cant eat, teeth feel a bit sensitive too, but all ok so far.
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Zootle can you come and hold my boobs :shock: I meant hand?
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<wishes she lived in Scotland
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Sex God/Goddess
Congratulations! You scored 37%!
Everyone should bow down to you. Your bedroom is an adult playground. Cum one Cum all. You've done everything with everyone/thing.
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Congratulations! You scored 37%!
Everyone should bow down to you. Your bedroom is an adult playground. Cum one Cum all. You've done everything with everyone/thing.
:twisted:
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Congrats Babe, was gonna say i didnt know you had it in you, but ive got the picture in my memory :twisted:
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:wanker: :spit: 
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:wanker: :spit: Sex God
This morning i finally had my wisdom teeth out :cry: All went okay apart from being told to have a third wisdom tooth out whilst they were at it, not being able to find a vein so had to try three times in the end, low blood pressure made my coming round slow so was given a glucose drink, where i promptly threw up 
Now at home in bed, dosed up with pain killers, hungry but not being able to eat much apart from soup, swollen, tender and dribbling like a baby!
Oh well, its done now, thank god, been fretting about this for ages (thanks for those ppl before for the support on that thread)
PS. Thanks to Satin for leaving my bum with marks from being whipped on Sat, made me laugh when i went to put on the backless gown :shock:
Now at home in bed, dosed up with pain killers, hungry but not being able to eat much apart from soup, swollen, tender and dribbling like a baby!
Oh well, its done now, thank god, been fretting about this for ages (thanks for those ppl before for the support on that thread)
PS. Thanks to Satin for leaving my bum with marks from being whipped on Sat, made me laugh when i went to put on the backless gown :shock:
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Quote by staffy1981
Keep up the good work!!
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Or is that bad work....or good bad work? Ive confused myself now :doh:
