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lol well stick around in here and it will help loadsssssssssssss :twisted:
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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
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Sex God
Oooo I have to admit thou, on my way up the M1/M6 to go to the last bi-fem party Nr Manchester, i was sooooooooooooo busy singing to RHCP, that i nearly missed my turnoff and could have ended up in Wales (i think it was) 
But the point is.....I DIDNT!
hugs for Satin thou
But the point is.....I DIDNT!
hugs for Satin thou
Sex God
Well I certify that im certifiable and can you certify me? 
There are number of ppl on the list who I have met and others who I have PM'd with who can certify that im fairly quiet but barking mad :twisted: Someone else calls me a mad puppy, woof woof, woof woof woof (for those Kellys Heroes fans 
)
There are number of ppl on the list who I have met and others who I have PM'd with who can certify that im fairly quiet but barking mad :twisted: Someone else calls me a mad puppy, woof woof, woof woof woof (for those Kellys Heroes fans ) Sex God
Quote by satin
it took me 2 1/2 hours,i used worth of petrol and did 137 miles just to go to the village from chorley in the words of del boy "WHAT A PLONKER".:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
OMG, only another 63 miles and you could have been at our place!
Sex God
Bless his little cotton socks, even i dont get lost in Manchester and I live in Herts lol
Well im sure if he pulls into some layby, someone will give him a hand :twisted: or two!!
Well im sure if he pulls into some layby, someone will give him a hand :twisted: or two!!
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Well if Gem doesnt submit her score, i will just have to take her to one side on Saturday and score her myself :evil2:
Think i might stop at Nawa Shibari, cos Gem is more likely to end up like Ruth Ellis
:shock:
..... I have alrady submitted my score all be it very very tiny and in awful cyan type so it cannot be easily read!
But seen as you offer to score me yourself on saturday.... who am I to refuse such an offer from a lovely lady like yourself! ;)
Lady? Lady? Thats just a vicious rumour!!
And as for your score not being easily read? I didnt even see it!! BUT now that i have, i believe that score is a little too high for the written test, so the physical side of the test comes into play for sure to verify yr high scoring :twisted:
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Quote by Silk and Big G
Its Gotta be Shane and Kirsty for me .
Glad to see im not alone in thinking this is just one helluvva song, i think its brill, and has special memories for me now, since i was drunk on St Patricks Day in New York this year, singing this song, then promptly fell over in the snow in the gutter
For those of you that dont know the lyrics:-
It was christmas eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won’t see another one
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you
Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I’ve got a feeling
This year’s for me and you
So happy christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true
They’ve got cars big as bars
They’ve got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It’s no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold christmas eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me
You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of new york city
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night
The boys of the nypd choir
Were singing galway bay
And the bells were ringing out
For christmas day
You’re a bum
You’re a punk
You’re an old slut on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy faggot
Happy christmas your arse
I pray God it’s our last
I could have been someone
Well so could anyone
You took my dreams from me
When I first found you
I kept them with me babe
I put them with my own
Can’t make it all alone
I’ve built my dreams around you
Sex God
I work from home doing bits and pieces, as i have absolutely no one to collect kids from school and nursery and cant afford child care.
I currently have an Avon round which i dreaded, but i love it now and have some lovely customers. I also am a Mystery Shopper, and my assignment has been ongoing for 4+ years now, but its not all the time. Every 3 months i get asked to order online from SainsburysToYou, then i have to write a report on, ordering online, delivery standards, food quality, politeness of driver etc etc. The STY order is usually about £80 plus £5 delivery fee, then they pay me to do it which is £10. The best thing is, is that they pay me all costs PLUS i get to keep all the shopping! I'll pm you the company details that i work for, they are based in Stockport.
ps. if anyone else has work like this that can easily fit around kids, please let me know.
I currently have an Avon round which i dreaded, but i love it now and have some lovely customers. I also am a Mystery Shopper, and my assignment has been ongoing for 4+ years now, but its not all the time. Every 3 months i get asked to order online from SainsburysToYou, then i have to write a report on, ordering online, delivery standards, food quality, politeness of driver etc etc. The STY order is usually about £80 plus £5 delivery fee, then they pay me to do it which is £10. The best thing is, is that they pay me all costs PLUS i get to keep all the shopping!
I'll pm you the company details that i work for, they are based in Stockport.ps. if anyone else has work like this that can easily fit around kids, please let me know.
Sex God
Not sure how many you need or how many DundeeCpl are bringing, but PM us if you need more cos hubby can bring them home from WORK!!! rofl :twisted:
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Quote by rogerthedragon
And also what the hell is 'Nawa Shibari'?
Its Blues secret language for Satins party on Saturday
roflActually Roger, scroll back and you may just find out, or look at this site:
Sex God
Well if Gem doesnt submit her score, i will just have to take her to one side on Saturday and score her myself :evil2:
Think i might stop at Nawa Shibari, cos Gem is more likely to end up like Ruth Ellis
:shock:
Think i might stop at Nawa Shibari, cos Gem is more likely to end up like Ruth Ellis
:shock:
Sex God
fucking hell, just shit myself!!!!
Just threw laptop across the bed and make my sleeping son jump with my scream!!
Of course, MrGHC just rolled his eyes at me !!
Just threw laptop across the bed and make my sleeping son jump with my scream!!
Of course, MrGHC just rolled his eyes at me
!! Sex God
Quote by leprechaun
omg is that all the kinky u is myson i would have had u in the hi 300's
Yeah but m8 a little birdie told me you googled the answer to Q9 & i answered honestly lol
MrGenHertsCpl :twisted:
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MrGenHertsCpl:-
Kinky bastard!
Congratulations! You scored 270!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
Kinky bastard!
Congratulations! You scored 270!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
I'm a native Londoner and I've never heard of any of those expressions Riff Raff mentioned. Must be south of the River, they're a funny lot over there. ;)
Im a North London girl and ive never heard of them either
Sex God
God theres so much....
Mobile phones (to chat to hubby and friends - and to call friends when running late to collect daughter from school
)
Airplanes (to take us to distant places)
Cars (to visit friends far away :P )
Tescos Clubcard (yes i know, but if you save up yr vouchers you get quarterly, every £10 means you can swap for a £40 travel voucher, so as we had saved £100 of Tesco Vouchers we saved £400 on our trip to New York this year )
Computers: endless about of use, not to mention msn messenger, websites, being able to do some work from home etc.
Mobile phones (to chat to hubby and friends - and to call friends when running late to collect daughter from school
)Airplanes (to take us to distant places)
Cars (to visit friends far away :P )
Tescos Clubcard (yes i know, but if you save up yr vouchers you get quarterly, every £10 means you can swap for a £40 travel voucher, so as we had saved £100 of Tesco Vouchers we saved £400 on our trip to New York this year
)Computers: endless about of use, not to mention msn messenger, websites, being able to do some work from home etc.
Sex God
At Mildenhall Air Show in Suffolk with about 150,000 people loitering about, picnickers and a heck of a lot of cars, jets flying low overhead, was a laugh!! Thinking about it, was kinda our first attempt at dogging lol.
Sex God
Thats not good news Calista, im so glad you are getting some kind of support from Sargant, but also hope you have friends and family to support you personally too, if not, just PM me, ive always got an ear and shoulder for you :rose:
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I know we have had a spate of these tests recently, but they are always a laugh so thought id post this one too.....
My score was:-
Kinky bastard!
Congratulations! You scored 382!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
My score was:-
Kinky bastard!
Congratulations! You scored 382!
Well well well, you kinky bastard! Most likely you're into some weird shit, which is always great. Consider mailing the author of this test, and keep up the good work ;)
Sex God
Quote by xxdevil69
Is there a natural way to enlarge your boobs?
Pregnancy?
I fear that in 20 years time we'll be living in a hell where all women are between a C and an E-cup, and all the wonderous variety of boobies will be lost.
Pregnancy is a good one... last time round I increased from a D to an E and this time round I'm up to an F and still growing!!
Im with you there xxdevil69, last time i was pregnant, went into M&S for maternity bras and after being measured was told "sorry, we dont cater for ladies of your size"
Im usually a 34d or dd, but was around G i think. I prefer natural breasts, have felt two pairs of implants, both looked good under clothes, but when nude they dont look real, too hard, round and jutting out. Id like to have an uplift thou, breastfeeding two kids not done me any favours :cry: Sex God
Jees!! What a joke and 27 muppets have even placed bids!
Have to admit, ive often thought about selling my used thongs on Ebay! What do you reckon??
Have to admit, ive often thought about selling my used thongs on Ebay!
What do you reckon?? Sex God
Quote by JudyTV
............just thought thou, 200 miles with kids in the car, cant see us having much fun en-route either :shock:
Hi ya
,What are you going to do with the kids while your at the party? Blues Vodka jelly isn't really the kind of jelly you give to children :P It did very strange things to me at the last party and allowed people to take advantage of my vulnerable position..................................thankfully.
Only kidding of course. I suppose you will be dropping them off somewhere.
Hiya Judy, somewhere like a hard shoulder on the M6 should do! :twisted:
JOKE!! LOL
its ok, ive got a friend in Cheadle to have the kids for us, thank heavens! :thrilled:
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I cant stand that Natalie "ooh i touched a tree" Appleton, what a pathetic excuse for a woman, scared of horses then freaked when she touched a tree she passed??? Whats that all about??
Huggy bear seems unphased by it all as does Joe Pascale. He makes me laugh lol
Huggy bear seems unphased by it all as does Joe Pascale. He makes me laugh lol
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Quote by bluexxx
Hey, this isn't fair! I'm not travelling anywhere to Satin's party, so I can't even enter
Im sure we can make it up to you!! hehehehe
............just thought thou, 200 miles with kids in the car, cant see us having much fun en-route either :shock:
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Quote by Calista
No but Alyssa Milano is my adopted twin ... same D.O B.
But I guess you're more likely to shag me than her anyway :shock:
Now that Alyssa Milano is something else, hubby has HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOTTSSSSSSSSSSS for her!!
even our daughter is called Alyssa
