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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Quote by leprechaun
every 1 is invited to play hunt the leprechauns ticklish zones
genhertscpl banned as they know 2 much

Feck off, im banned!!
Ive still got to get my revenge for those welts you gave me whip smackbottom
Quote by leprechaun
i wear only 2 rings 1 meat and 2 veg

I have verified that on a number of occasions!! :twisted: lol :spit:
Quote by leprechaun
so god knows what i'll be like next sunday morning

Dont worry, ill send the kids over :twisted:
Yes i do Gem! lol
There are some days, when im alone and its nice and quiet, and im left thinking "I wonder what i could do now"................... :twisted:
Thanks Lep hunny for standing up for my reputation!! hehehe :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Another toy has been added to my array, a pretty pink crop! Also a groovy tshirt saying I Love Sex Toys, how apt! :shock: wink
That reminds me, im low on batteries! evil
Less than a week now, oooohhhhh!
I ended up going on my own meeting up with hubby and our friend later on, but wasnt impressed with queuing for about an hour in the rain despite having pre-purchased tickets, whilst those wishing to purchase tickets on the door with a Credit Card, waltzed straight to the front of the bloody queue mad
Its not all its cracked up to be as its really just a large Ann Summers party with some more varied extra stalls, but if you do go with some friends, you can have a laugh and a good time, after all its not just a shopping trip lol We didnt find the prices too bad actually unless you were looking at the real quality costumes and masks etc. Compared to prices at some shops in Afflecks Palace in Manchester which we visited for the first time last Saturday, some prices were actually cheaper here for the run of the mill fetish garb.
I got a free t-shirt saying "I love Sex Toys" lol some lube samples, and an Angel tshirt! Also bought some small bits and pieces such as a pink crop (ready for Satins party) which I took along to the Torture Garden Ball and was used rather a lot :twisted:
Saying that, the TG Erotica ball was pretty tame by TG standards, not so many of the hardcore fetish clubbers and more older people in suits and dresses who looked a bit out of place, we think they were the business side of the Erotica event with free tickets rolleyes Dont get me wrong, everyones welcome to go but just feel that the point of having Torture Garden organise it was to be more fetish etc.
Anyway, we had a brill weekend, laughing, drinking, larking about, hobbling around on my sore feet (been on feet all day Sat then TG in evening was just toooooo much for my size '3' lol).
lol
ps. thanks to our friend for coming down and partying with us yet again, really was chilled and a laugh, heres to many more! kiss BUT its yr turn to do the fry up next time!! wink
Quote by leprechaun
barring it was an irish person telling the joke where is the rest of it
the irish government will be writing to u under the joke discriptions act as we take our jokesvery seriously over in the emerald isle
and some people call the irish thick lol
the leprechaun now is rolling on the floor laughing his little green socks of as the irish government has offered him 10% of any damages they win in this case

Hun you were damaged years ago!!
OK Joke:-
An irish man shagging a jewish girl:
He says I thought u Jews were tight.
Shes says I thought u paddys were thick lol
Disclaimer:- no intent to upset and irish or jewish ppl was meant. :rose:
Im a Miniature Pinscher
Aparently I have a deer like appearance and I have a high stepping Gait which is the epitome of class and sophistication lol . I make an ideal thanks to my intelligence and clean domestic habits! lol
rolleyes
Quote by leprechaun
they are touring in the summer tickets should b on sale soon not sure on the price
i have spys who can give me pre info on tickets so will try let u know if i get info

Just make sure yr spies are hot on getting the best tickets ASAP!!
Quote by Clare_Lincs
We are officially now known as the gutted couple.
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Due to a let down of babysitters we can no longer go to Satins :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
So firstly i would like to demand that anyone who goes does not enjoy themselves surprised surprised :shock: surpriseduch:
And yes i do want some sodding sympathy :violin: :violin: :upset:
*Stomps feet*

mad "Its not fair" mad

I SOOOOOOOOOO know what thats like! mad I missed seeing the Chemical Bros with friends last weekend, i was absolutely gutted, esp as it was me that had arranged for us all to go :cry:
....hubby and I always eye up the same females ?? lol
We were at the Anastacia concert (whos absolutely gorg i might add) on Tuesday, loadssssss of females (and lesbians) and hubby would turn to me and say look at her and id have already spotted her!!
Anyone other bi cpls out there like us?
Jees!! Thats attrocious!
Kiss Chase was de riguer when i was ickle!
And I made sure i had my best knickers on for school i.e Snoopy, Sindy etc, ready for when the boys lifted up my skirt!
The world surely has gone PC mad. mad
Quote by little gem
how did you get it to flash?

I just lift my skirt love! wink
Well, as i was called a slapper today by a m8, only fitting i join the slapper party!
Quote by MrsFC
I Love Sprouts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :grin:

OOoooo a fellow sprout lover!! Yeehahh!! :bounce:
Is this classed as a fetish?? rofl
MrGenHertsCpl says his 3 are:
Alyssa Milano rolleyes
Traci Lords rolleyes
Julie Strain (have to agree with him there phrwooaarrr)
Typical of my hubby.....all females :P
Can i replace my two ickle kids for one adult, cos id like to have my two kids meet my parents (now departed), how fantastic that would be biggrin
Doggy, spoons, me on top or on my back is fine by me, standing up can be a bit uncomfortable at times thou.
:grin:
Dont know about anyone else, but ive had Brimful of Asha stuck in my head since reading this :thrilled: lol
Be Warned, there's a number of these emails doing the rounds, from various different bank, not just Nat West. rolleyes
Fedex Condoms - When it absolutely positively has to be there overnight (i used to work for them lol)
DeBeers Condoms - Diamonds are Forever (so are kids lol)
Quote by xxdevil69
almost completed my outfit (even though it is getting a tad tight round the middle :shock: ) Just wanted some opinions on thigh high boots plus stockings.... do they go together or is it better to have one or the other?!?!? (very serious question here biggrin )

Ive got the very same question too, as im unsure what to wear this Saturday to Erotica Torture Garden Party. rolleyes
Welcome back??? You never left as far as I was concerned hun :bounce: You were just having some R&R :twisted:
Quote by leprechaun
i know a few who like to get to know the manager
wink this 1 should b used regular girls especialy in manchester with dance club managers lol

This one is used regular..............by a certain Herts gal rolleyes ahem, just trying to remember the assortment of drinks on Friday.........cpl glasses of red wine, then a beer or two, two JD & Cokes, several Vodka & cokes, beer again, brandy and cokes then back to JD and cokes to finish off the evening (and yes even though i was sloshed i could tell it was a double you cheeky bugger!!) I was even complemented on how much drink i can take and still be standing biggrin What a girl huh!!
ps. sorry i forgot our convo hun, but after the list above i think you can understand why i dont remember it, although i do remember me saying in the car "You cant keep a good wooden down" when i meant woman :twisted: Mind you isnt Wooden a term for something else :spit: rolleyes
Mine are ok actually, FIL is a bit miserable but they are there for us if we did really need help. Just peeves me off that they never ask to have the kids for a few days and rarely ever visit them, with my parents gone, thought they would have made more effort.
Anyway ideas for presents, we usually take them up some hamper type goodies, cheese, wine etc cos they have all the money they need and if they want something they just buy it rolleyes
Depends on how much you want to spend to. One year for my FIL's 60th birthday we bought him a balloon trip.................only problem was, was that he came back :twisted:
Last Xmas for my hubby, i bought him a trip to New York for St Paddys Day, and of course he needed company so got one for me too! wink
Are you sure you eat curries?? You look in far too excellent shape lol
I only have to look at what my hubby eats, and i put on weight rolleyes
Tillykke med fodselsdagen!
Hope you have a great day!!
drinkies drinkies drinkies
PS. where in Denmark are you? my sister in law is in Aarhus.