A lot of hotels with good restaurants offer xmas day dinner, also try the larger chain restaurants as they are bigger and may still have availability.
A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell them apart. So she asked her neighbor for advice. He suggested that she cut the tail off one of the horses. This worked until the other horse snagged his tail on a fence. So the neighbor suggested notching one of the horses' ear. This worked until the other horse snagged his ear on a fence. So the neighbor suggested measuring the heights of the horses.
.....And sure enough, the white horse was two inches taller than the black horse!
Nice thread Olive, thank you.
Always observe the minutes silence here, my dad served as a machine gunner in WW2 (im so proud of him) and was a member of the British Legion and as a child was taken to Arnhem, Menheim Gate etc, and its had a lasting effect on me.
Today always makes me shed a tear for the fallen ones.
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Visions of the Thai woman in Priscilla, comiing to me now :shock:
lol my old boss used to love them, and we had many a chuckle quoting liines from films/programme whilst people looked at us like we were on another planet :shock: lol
"Lovely spam, wonderful spam" lol
Hubbys says M&S do a good range from size 8 up to 22 apparently. Hes a wiser man than me :shock:
Awww Debs you beat me to it, mine is MrGenHertsCpl :twisted:
so we can come up earlier or stay longer, a nice long break for us, not just a flying weekend visit again 
and feeling better!! 
