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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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lol Leprechaun, i know you put on a bit of weight babe, but wouldnt say you had boobies! 
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Oh, almost forgot this......last weekend I was eating toast and my m8 nicked my knobby(end of the bread down here 
) so to get revenge i left his chainmail top outside in the November air hanging off the fence to 'warm' up ready for our evening out :twisted:
He spanked me afterwards thou :twisted:
am i forgiven yet?
) so to get revenge i left his chainmail top outside in the November air hanging off the fence to 'warm' up ready for our evening out :twisted: He spanked me afterwards thou :twisted:
am i forgiven yet?
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Thats so not nice, I had my car keyed whilst parked outside Rios about a month ago :cry:
Heres a hug for you
If i win the lottery, ill pay for your repairs and also buy that island in the Seychelles for us all to enjoy !! Just need to make sure i win more than $us5 mill lol
Heres a hug for you
If i win the lottery, ill pay for your repairs and also buy that island in the Seychelles for us all to enjoy !! Just need to make sure i win more than $us5 mill lol Sex God
I so agree with SingleMaiden and LittleGem, it builds up long before you get anywhere near the bed!
The texts, phone calls, glances, little touches, whispers, being told what they want to do to you later, knowing what each others fav things are, etc. its all about eroticism and adds so much to the act itself and i get such a kick knowing im wanted and i always reciprocate that :twisted:
:wanker: :spit:
The texts, phone calls, glances, little touches, whispers, being told what they want to do to you later, knowing what each others fav things are, etc. its all about eroticism and adds so much to the act itself and i get such a kick knowing im wanted and i always reciprocate that :twisted:
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Revenge is a dish best served cold, and we've got a few to deal with over the next few years :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Bored and whilst surfing found this:
Which Priscilla Queen of the Desert Drag Queen are you?
Apparently im Mitzi
Which Priscilla Queen of the Desert Drag Queen are you?
Apparently im Mitzi
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Watched this for the umpteenth time last night, theres always bits i forget about!
Brilliant performances from Guy Pearce (ex-Neighbours & Mememto), Hugo Weaving (went on to The Matrix) and Terence Stamp (my hubby worked with him recently, and he said its one of his most enjoyable films hes done).
Just brilliant, if you havent seen it, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
Brilliant performances from Guy Pearce (ex-Neighbours & Mememto), Hugo Weaving (went on to The Matrix) and Terence Stamp (my hubby worked with him recently, and he said its one of his most enjoyable films hes done).
Just brilliant, if you havent seen it, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???
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I much prefer gay mens porn as opposed to the 'norm', but give me an erotic novel anyday, i think im gonna have to get that one named by Hayley, My Secret Garden mmmm.
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My first car was a right pig, a Fiat Strada who i called Eric (Eric Estrada for non-CHiP's fans lol) Paid £400 in 1989 i think?
Was a heavy old thing, and needed fixing every month which explains the Fiat (Fix It Again Tony) Tony was the name of my mechanic lol.
Was sitting at lights once thou, and was smashed up the rear, their car was trashed, not a mark on mine thou!
Since had a vauxhall astra and now driving a Vauxhall Cavalier which i adore, family car but shifts :twisted: Id like a Zafira i think next but not sure if it will be nippy enough for my liking lol.
Was a heavy old thing, and needed fixing every month which explains the Fiat (Fix It Again Tony) Tony was the name of my mechanic lol.
Was sitting at lights once thou, and was smashed up the rear, their car was trashed, not a mark on mine thou!
Since had a vauxhall astra and now driving a Vauxhall Cavalier which i adore, family car but shifts :twisted: Id like a Zafira i think next but not sure if it will be nippy enough for my liking lol.
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Just a few crumbs here cos im houseproud and hoover down the back of sofa regularly (i also hoover my bed - I have a Dyson, have u seen the crap that comes off your bed eewwwwww)
Over the back of the sofa thou is a blankie for snuggling up with, a few odd socks, a friends top he left behind , and a copy of Westward Bounds catalogue that i threw down there to hide cos a friend arrived lol.
Over the back of the sofa thou is a blankie for snuggling up with, a few odd socks, a friends top he left behind
, and a copy of Westward Bounds catalogue that i threw down there to hide cos a friend arrived lol. Sex God
Me feels this is just a ploy to get extra PM's in her box (ooo eerrrrr missus, that sounds rude!!)
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Have to have Airline Stewards and Stewardesses up there too, the stories ive heard about stop overs in hotels etc.... :P
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My kids are the ONLY kids i know that want their breakfast before their presents.
I have always brought them up to think about spending money wisely and that 'doing' nice things are so much better than getting presents, ie. going swimming rather than getting that crap toy in Tescos, and i think its actually worked!
Yep last year, i was really excited cos my son was 2 1/2 and being more older, understood more, but nope, he wanted his coco pops first! There was me (mum) going, hurry up, come on!!
Im not a big xmas lover (watched my mum die over xmas and NY dying on 16th Jan 1995), only that hubby and kids are off work giving us more freedom to travel, visit friends and not have to watch the clock.
Id love to go abroad, either skiing, the States or some gorg beach!!
I have always brought them up to think about spending money wisely and that 'doing' nice things are so much better than getting presents, ie. going swimming rather than getting that crap toy in Tescos, and i think its actually worked!
Yep last year, i was really excited cos my son was 2 1/2 and being more older, understood more, but nope, he wanted his coco pops first! There was me (mum) going, hurry up, come on!!
Im not a big xmas lover (watched my mum die over xmas and NY dying on 16th Jan 1995), only that hubby and kids are off work giving us more freedom to travel, visit friends and not have to watch the clock.
Id love to go abroad, either skiing, the States or some gorg beach!!
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Happy Birthday WBB!
Sorry i missed your birthday, not been in for a few days as not feeling 100% so didnt see the post.
I did think of you the other day thou, when i was 'testing' the Clit Kit Its not that brill, the batteries dont last long 
, its gets too warm to quick and its so small, could get lost easily lol
:rose:
Sorry i missed your birthday, not been in for a few days as not feeling 100% so didnt see the post.
I did think of you the other day thou, when i was 'testing' the Clit Kit
Its not that brill, the batteries dont last long , its gets too warm to quick and its so small, could get lost easily lol:rose:
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Lol Blue, see you decided to post our PM fun lol
We are travelling 214 miles, but 200 of those are with young kids, does that count for some kinda consolation prize??
We are travelling 214 miles, but 200 of those are with young kids, does that count for some kinda consolation prize??
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Roger, hows this idea:-
Sat daytime : all welcome
Sat Evening:- Whereever it was, we would probably book a family hotel room and others may do too. That way we could come up with a rota for sharing baby/child sitting. The kids could have a field day, trashing the hotel room, i could bring my laptop which plays dvd's, bring some games maybe, food and drink, hell, they could have their own party!! :thrilled: Maybe the munch could be held at the bar at this hotel??
Already theres, myself and hubby, blue and Satin, daz and lou, warwick, so thats 7 people, even if every parent does a 1 hour stint, thats already 7 hours catered for?
Sunday:- all welcome
Sat daytime : all welcome
Sat Evening:- Whereever it was, we would probably book a family hotel room and others may do too. That way we could come up with a rota for sharing baby/child sitting. The kids could have a field day, trashing the hotel room, i could bring my laptop which plays dvd's, bring some games maybe, food and drink, hell, they could have their own party!! :thrilled: Maybe the munch could be held at the bar at this hotel??
Already theres, myself and hubby, blue and Satin, daz and lou, warwick, so thats 7 people, even if every parent does a 1 hour stint, thats already 7 hours catered for?
Sunday:- all welcome
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What a lovely pussy
Great poem, only a month or 2 month ago, i was walkng though town, hair pulled back into a pony tail, no makeup, jeans and sweater (typical mum on school run aparrel) and this guy moved aside to let me pass, despite him and myself being in deep conversation with a friend, we smiled at each other in a way, that made me turn to look back at him, and he did the same
That was definately a contagious smile
Great poem, only a month or 2 month ago, i was walkng though town, hair pulled back into a pony tail, no makeup, jeans and sweater (typical mum on school run aparrel) and this guy moved aside to let me pass, despite him and myself being in deep conversation with a friend, we smiled at each other in a way, that made me turn to look back at him, and he did the same
That was definately a contagious smile
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I notice they didnt kick off the girl who sold her virginity to pay her university fees thou (maybe they did eventually??), maybe had something to do with the amount of money they would make on her auction
Think she got about £10k :shock:
Think she got about £10k :shock:
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Different stokes for different folks....
Even thou im technically bi, I dont consider myself bi-sexual, just sexual lol :bounce:
Even thou im technically bi, I dont consider myself bi-sexual, just sexual lol :bounce:
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
I have to give every member who's done over 100 posts a prize too? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Erm yes please
Ill be looking forward to mine then!!
If Blue can't be arsed,i'll help,i'm sure i could do something for evry hundred youve done :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Is that a promise or a threat!! :twisted:
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Quote by Steve_Lincs
I have to give every member who's done over 100 posts a prize too? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Erm yes please
Ill be looking forward to mine then!!
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That could be a nice idea Blue, as Warwick has already mentioned his kids, and my son is bike mad too, we could make this one to bring them along to for a change?
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Quote by JGL
No does the "best live act only to do with music
cause ive gotta say teh best live act ive seen (well on DVD anyway)
has gota be LEE EVANS
the finally bit when he does teh Boheimain Rapsodiy Mine
Pure class!
JGL
I saw Lee Evans live at Watford April 2002 i think it was, excellent!!
Quote by Alexandra
Leo Sayer - again a tremendous performer.
So good to see another Leo Sayer fan
We saw Red Hot Chili Peppers at Hyde Park and they were brill, they so obviously enjoy themselves when performing, which creates a brill feel good atmosphere.
Years ago we went to the Wembley Stadium Madonna concerts and they are absolutely up there at the top as far as showmanship is concerned. Another excellent concert was the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert at Wembley Stadium, absolutely mind blowing, so many top acts together, one of my favs was Extreme playing Words, and Guns n Roses playing Sympathy for the Devil. :twisted:
Another fab one was Billy Idol, just really good fun!
We have got tickets for REM next July and Im going to see the Chemical Bros on Friday.
