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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Oh Neil, you must come down !!
And Roger, just tell the old winge, Caveat Emptor! lol
And Roger, just tell the old winge, Caveat Emptor! lol
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Quote by xxdevil69
So I set the tap to the right temp, got in, laid on my back and opened my legs with my clit perfectly positioned
Theres nothing quite like a power shower
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SEE WHAT I MEAN! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Would u trust a guys directions when he goes and posts the same message twice!! :shock: You been on the Poteen again babe??
Would u trust a guys directions when he goes and posts the same message twice!! :shock: You been on the Poteen again babe??
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So reassuring to know im not on my own here! :love: :love: :love:
Lots of people have brains, but are lacking in any :love: !
Lots of people have brains, but are lacking in any :love: !
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Quote by fabio grooverider
Something i want, anything thats given freely and lovingly
Something ill get and dont want, chocolates which i do want but shouldnt want
Something to give someone on this site, a pair of mittens as a hummane way to stop a certain female typing and a train ticket for Sean
thank you babe........ anyone who wants to give to the "train ticket for sean" fund can pm me and i'll give them the address....
better answer this myself now.....
something i want.... a proper exercise bike.. so i wouldn't have to be a gym exercise in front of the telly....
something i'll get but don't want... pressents!! this i will have to explain
i ask people to not get me pressies and the value of what they would have spent on me to give to charity....something to give to someone on this site....mmmmmm actually i would get a "no exit" sign put over the door... that should stop everyone leaving......
sean xxxxxxxxx
Sean, you really are a sweetie! :angel:
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BAH HUMBUG!!
Id like to go away but need to watch pennies (due to recent events as most of you know). Hasnt been the same since my dad died in 1992 and my mum in 1995, it was very much a family thing and my family are scattered around now :cry: With our friends at their families, we end up at my MIL's
Hope to stay at home this year thou or maybe take a last minute break :P
Id like to go away but need to watch pennies (due to recent events as most of you know). Hasnt been the same since my dad died in 1992 and my mum in 1995, it was very much a family thing and my family are scattered around now :cry: With our friends at their families, we end up at my MIL's
Hope to stay at home this year thou or maybe take a last minute break :P Sex God
Im afraid to say that my heart usually rules, it has won me many friends along the way because im more open, honest, sensitive, caring etc. BUT i do wish i used my brain more, because then i wouldnt be so hurt, sensitive, walked over or used that way.
Actually had a chat with a friend along the lines of this only last week, and they said not to change :rose: How sweet!!
Actually had a chat with a friend along the lines of this only last week, and they said not to change :rose: How sweet!!
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We are going to the actual show, and dragging along our usual fellow toerag, leprechaun lol
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Ive got my outfit!!
Im picking Leprechaun up, but will still require directions cos hes attrocious at 1. remembering the way, 2. giving directions (doesnt know his left or right
)
xxxx
Im picking Leprechaun up, but will still require directions cos hes attrocious at 1. remembering the way, 2. giving directions (doesnt know his left or right
)xxxx
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Quote by bluexxx
Alison Power, bar manager at the pub, said: "I'm disgusted by this.
It really is out of order. I mean, I've got two kids and have
windows overlooking that car park."
God, aint she the lucky one with windows overlooking all the fun :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Id have to have my laptop positioned on the window sill!!
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Quote by Silk and Big G
More recently as im so old and difficult to shock (or stoned) its rare a movie works that way , but The Ring was so brilliantly and atmospherically filmed and edited that it did the trick at least once .
G
That was a pretty un-nerving film, The Ring, and my lovely husband phoned me right at the end...if you have seen the film, you will know what im getting at :shock: Bastard!!
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Quote by leprechaun
genhertscpl u should knowis 69 as i thought it was ur fav number u keep using it when i'm around :laughabove:
well me will keep going for the big 500
tyhis is great place to hang out and chill
lol, what i meant was that Ton up, usually means when im travelling at 100 mph plus, whilst doing something else
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The key is Neutral, Neutral, Neutral and when u have prospective buyers coming, get rid of any clutter, you know all those ornaments from Lanzarote that just collect dust!!
Then bake bread, light candles etc lol!!
Then bake bread, light candles etc lol!!
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Congrats babe!!
Thought you meant something else when i saw ton up!!
:bounce: :happy: :thrilled: 
Thought you meant something else when i saw ton up!!
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Quote by zootle
I've known some sheltered people in my time, but I don't think I've known anyone quite that sheltered!
There is no way you can get to 18 without discovering your helmet!
:shock:
You have obviously never worked in an A&E department then!!! Some of the things my friend has told me, makes some of these dramas/comedies on TV look pretty mundane :shock:
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Quote by zootle
Is this really a true story or one of those urban myth type things?!
No this is absolutely true, direct from my friend, to me, to you!
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oh im terrible, i jump so easily, i even myself at home at times!
Hubby thinks its hysterical to watch me, thanks hun!!
Was watching Day of the Dead on Halloween on TV, when i jumped a foot at a scene i knew was coming up!! Go figure!!
Hubby thinks its hysterical to watch me, thanks hun!!
Was watching Day of the Dead on Halloween on TV, when i jumped a foot at a scene i knew was coming up!! Go figure!!
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Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
mojobiker - why all the fuss about an Irish airline?
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
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Quote by Lazeeboy
I'm depressed
I'm still here
I aint goin nowhere
Thank you
Lb
:therethere:
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Got a friend staying with us at the moment who works in A&E. He came home with a funny but rather sad story yesterday
Some young guy came into A&E complaining about something pink coming out of the end of his willy Well the guy was only 18, apparently hadnt had a dad around for a longggggggggggg time and obviously hadnt had any sex ed or hygiene lessons from his mother. He said that he had been with his girlfriend and things had got heavy and that this was only the second time he had had sex. My friend was perplexed, but after chatting for a while, discovered that the guy had in fact discovered his helmet!! :shock:
We had a bloody good laugh cos we thought it was very funny that this guy had had the time to weave braids into his hair in an intricate pattern, but had never played with his cock!! But we also thought poor sod, talk about sheltered life!
:wanker:
Some young guy came into A&E complaining about something pink coming out of the end of his willy
Well the guy was only 18, apparently hadnt had a dad around for a longggggggggggg time and obviously hadnt had any sex ed or hygiene lessons from his mother. He said that he had been with his girlfriend and things had got heavy and that this was only the second time he had had sex. My friend was perplexed, but after chatting for a while, discovered that the guy had in fact discovered his helmet!! :shock: We had a bloody good laugh cos we thought it was very funny that this guy had had the time to weave braids into his hair in an intricate pattern, but had never played with his cock!!
But we also thought poor sod, talk about sheltered life! :wanker:
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Please bear with us and normal service will be resumed...
oh i forgot................this is normal!! :P :P
oh i forgot................this is normal!!
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Quote by fruity1976
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person!
Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier???
Just where have u been girl?? :twisted:I know such a late starter!!
Lol, well get cracking girl, theres work to be done!!
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Quote by fruity1976
I was just thinking I just got my very first toy 2 weeks ago nearly now and man what fun Im having with it but I got to thinking just then.................. most people if they have a toy or a plant (mostly POT plants ;) ) or a teddy or something they have a name for it!!
So I decided to name my first dildo (something else exceot dildo!!) havent thought of a name yet!! Anybody got any ideas
I know yet again im sad blah blah blah I DONT CARE Im a happy sad person!
Hmmm isnt anyone else just wondering how on earth you havent bought any toys earlier???
Just where have u been girl?? :twisted: Sex God
I have to say the biggest tit in the universe, is the guy my hubby is working for :taz:
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Quote by leprechaun
:karaoke: don't go
don't leave me now now now
while the sun it shines
sit around and laugh a while :karaoke:
(hot house flowers)
Quote by neilinleeds
don't you bloody dare you!
Thanks Neil and Lep
