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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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Sex God
It doesnt bother me too much if they are advertising for VWE guys, but i do think that some people equate large cocks with great sex, and that certainky isnt the case!
Ive been with a coloured guy, not by asking for one, just met the couple by chance at a party and we hit it off with them. He was too long for me, was good until he starting going hammer and tongs, felt like he was gonna knock my teeth out
Anyway, I agree with the other girlies here, Average is more than fine for me
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Ive been with a coloured guy, not by asking for one, just met the couple by chance at a party and we hit it off with them. He was too long for me, was good until he starting going hammer and tongs, felt like he was gonna knock my teeth out
Anyway, I agree with the other girlies here, Average is more than fine for me
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NOOOOOOOOOO lets raise a glass, no sod it, a pitcher to our party!!
<---- passes round the condoms, sex aids, streamers, drinks to all :twisted:
<---- passes round the condoms, sex aids, streamers, drinks to all :twisted:
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLUE!!!
ps. posting a happy birthday greeting again,cos ive just worked out how to post pics in here
ps. posting a happy birthday greeting again,cos ive just worked out how to post pics in here
to Cancer!! Sex God
Hey!! dont blame the munches!! Bet it was one of those dodgy positions you two tried!! lol
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Quote by McGuinness
Just a little problem you may be able to help me with
How do i lose 3 stone
Become handsome
Become witty and intelligent
Look good in whatever i wear
Gain a personality.......................................all before 7pm tomorrow
Thats an easy one, arrive late and they will all be pissed by then, and everything looks and sounds better when you're pissed!!
xxx
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We have two children aged 6 1/2 and one just turned 3. They are pretty good kids really, just very active. They fight and bicker, then cry for each other when they go to their different schools. I also cant wait until the eldest is old enough to babysit and we can get out more lol
They enjoy school and my daughter is doing very well and keeping up with most of the class despite a disability. My daughter also gets her and her brothers own brekkie in the morning (we leave the cereals and bowls out in the morning). My friend moaned at me about this, but I think that why should I stop her from being responsible and independent if she wants to be? I think its a good attitude for her to take, and will make her responsible for her own actions in the future and less likely to be lazy surely?
I loved reading the lyrics to that song, cos although i pull my hair out with the pair of them at times, i know that times flying by. :inlove:
I also cant wait until the eldest is old enough to babysit and we can get out more lolThey enjoy school and my daughter is doing very well and keeping up with most of the class despite a disability. My daughter also gets her and her brothers own brekkie in the morning (we leave the cereals and bowls out in the morning). My friend moaned at me about this, but I think that why should I stop her from being responsible and independent if she wants to be? I think its a good attitude for her to take, and will make her responsible for her own actions in the future and less likely to be lazy surely?
I loved reading the lyrics to that song, cos although i pull my hair out with the pair of them at times, i know that times flying by. :inlove:
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Quote by roger743
It feels exactly like putting a raw chicken drumstick in your mouth
WHAT!! pmsl! What the hells that supposed to mean! Its nothing like that rofl
BTW, id rather regret having tried something, than to regret not trying it. Saying that, i regret nothing!!
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Happy Birthday Bluexxx! Us Libra girls gotta stick together you know (mines 3rd oct)! :love:
Hope you have a great time tonight, maybe will get to meet you sometime in the future, maybe at TG. xxxx
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Hope you have a great time tonight, maybe will get to meet you sometime in the future, maybe at TG. xxxx
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Blimey Reese, right pair of castanets you got there love! (she says in her London accent!!)
:P
:P
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No wonder his relationship broke down with such classy lines as that!! rofl
rofl 
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Im so sorry Butters, hope you come through this, you sound like your coping very well, Hugs :rose:
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Quote by Clare_Lincs
[Says the bloke who when he wants a blow job just gets his cock and shoves it in me face
PMSL, i think I know a couple of them too, although i had a real nice compliment the other day, I was told that i was special, cos i was the only girl that he could fart with whilst getting a blow job! rofl
Funny thing is thou, i wouldnt care, just glad he can be who he is, no facade, just friends together.
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Lol Butters, i know the feeling, felt like a pin cushion when i was pregnant, as they also had to test me for Gestational Diabetes (which i didnt have thank god) and needed to take blood 3 times with an hour in between! Oh what joy!
The worst was when i collasped with a severe kidney infection, and was dehydrated too, so they had terrible trouble finding a vein to put be on a drip :shock: I rarely swear but i nearly did then!
The worst was when i collasped with a severe kidney infection, and was dehydrated too, so they had terrible trouble finding a vein to put be on a drip :shock: I rarely swear but i nearly did then!
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Quote by butters999999
You may or may not have to go back for stitches to be taken out depending on how far into the bone they have to drill.
:shock: TMI :shock: lol
I kinda know what im in for, and thats the problem, i had a wisdom tooth taken out under local (never again horrific) and a few when i was about 11 years under general, felt so ill from the general, vomiting, falling asleep, dizzyness, not to mention the pain and blood!
Also I have low blood pressure and they said that although its an 'ok' low, they will keep an eye on it.
ANYWAY, thanks for your help and support, i know ill be fine, just worried thats all. :rose:
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Quote by crosspatch
Do you by any chance have health insurance?
If so, there is a good chance that you can (a)claim all costs an d(b) pick the top guy and hospital in the field.
No i currently dont have health insurance, had it all my working life and now im on a career break to raise my kids (old fashioned views there) cant afford health insurance. Oh well never mind.
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OK phoned them, dates set for 29th November, phoned a m8 to tell him and them prompty started crying
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I know your all right But id still rather give birth again, had two kids with no paiin relief, and my second i had on my hallway floor and was delivered by hubby cos ambulance didnt arrive in time! And id still rather do that that have these flaming teeth out Im not suffering any pain at the moment so its ok, but when the pain comes back again i know ill want them out ASAP.
But, yes im gonna phone them now! EEkkk
But id still rather give birth again, had two kids with no paiin relief, and my second i had on my hallway floor and was delivered by hubby cos ambulance didnt arrive in time! And id still rather do that that have these flaming teeth out Im not suffering any pain at the moment so its ok, but when the pain comes back again i know ill want them out ASAP.But, yes im gonna phone them now! EEkkk
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Two days ago I received a letter to say to phone the hospital admissions telephone number to arrange a date for me to go in for my operation, to have my wisdom teeth out, which are stuck behind and slightly underneath my molars, causing me tons of grief over the year! They have also said there is a risk of slight nerve damage because the teeth are very close to the nerves
Well, i havent phoned yet
Im really scared, if i think about it, i cry, ive had wisdom teeth out in the dentists chair and it was shit scary, nurses holding my head still whilst the dentist pulls teeth out with pliers! Im going to be out for the count for this one, but doesnt make me feel any better.
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Well, i havent phoned yet
Im really scared, if i think about it, i cry, ive had wisdom teeth out in the dentists chair and it was shit scary, nurses holding my head still whilst the dentist pulls teeth out with pliers! Im going to be out for the count for this one, but doesnt make me feel any better.
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Quote by fruity1976
Was reading this really interesting reading and been looking at a few others too and they all say the same??
Rather nifty I think
Interesting reading, iincluding the part about how menstruation causes crops to fail and livestock to die :shock: pmsl
I have only just started to squirt, didnt know what it was at the time
but having read about it, now know!! Sex God
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
Have you ever fucked so hard youve done yourself some damage!!
We've been at it so hard that the little bit of flesh between the vagina and the anus has split. I tell you...... that hurts everytime you go to the toilet and takes about a four days to heal properly.... major ouch.
Been there too! lol, after childbirth and after sex! lol
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SUNBATHING AT THIS TIME OF YEAR!!
Just the thought of it has made my nips go rock hard and given me huge goosebumps! Oh no, they're my breasts!
Just the thought of it has made my nips go rock hard and given me huge goosebumps! Oh no, they're my breasts!
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Quote by fruity1976
Am the same more I gte more I want and its still never enough no matter how bloody great it is all I need is a few hours recuperation then Im off again any more than 7 days and im starting to go mental and get really crabbit.
7 days?! Jees, 7 hours and im climbing the walls at the moment!! Definately a bit of a drug for me!
