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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England
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I once had an offer of goose grease beiing rubbed into my chest :shock:
:scared: puke!!
:scared: puke!!
Sex God
same here, will do one when i get in the shower lol, too tired to do it now 
I did have a bath this afternoon thou and forgot, but then i had no-one to take the pics, aawwww 
I did have a bath this afternoon thou and forgot, but then i had no-one to take the pics, aawwww Sex God
My hubby shaves sometimes and i like both, shaven and not shaven, but i have known guys where i wouldnt have liked it.
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A phone call to say nothing in particular, a lttle pressie, a friend turning up on a doorstep unexpectedly, anything that says, I thought of you today really lol.
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Wow, didnt expect all this attention, but I like it!! Thanks peeps and pervs for all your lovely responses 
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Both i hope! lol Im looking forward to seeing you again real soon too, glad to know we still click :wave2:
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I have to admit to disliking posts where the typer has made no attempt to punctuate, use proper grammar, and even types in text speak.
Bad spelling isnt as bad, not everyone is good at English, my hubby is dyslexic and our best m8 has very bad spelling, but the sex is still brilliant with both of them
Bad spelling isnt as bad, not everyone is good at English, my hubby is dyslexic and our best m8 has very bad spelling, but the sex is still brilliant with both of them
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We have two pussies called California and Tigger, and a stupid white vicious rabbit that we rescued called Vampire (son couldnt say Thumper!!) Our friend suggested calling it Shagger.
ps. for those of you experiencing de ja vu, i have said this all before!
ps. for those of you experiencing de ja vu, i have said this all before!
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Glad you all approve!! Made me grin on a boring sunday afternoon! :grin:
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Just bumping this up, cos I just LOVE it sooooooooooooooooo much!!!!
hehehehe
hehehehe
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Quote by steveg_nw
I don't remember you looking like this http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/794832989414d8588b5ae3.jpg at the sex maniacs ball. :cry:
Steve
Awwww hun, maybe you should have taken a closer look then!!
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Yes, so i saw :P
Did the piercing hurt? Had my belly pierced a year ago, no pain whatsoever, considering getting nipples pierced now but not sure?? Just think I may be ruining my beautiful assets! if i dont like it!!
Did the piercing hurt? Had my belly pierced a year ago, no pain whatsoever, considering getting nipples pierced now but not sure?? Just think I may be ruining my beautiful assets! if i dont like it!!
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Quote by neilinleeds
yes i liked the tiger, but i sort of prefer this one! ;)
neil x x x ;)
Yes that one has whiskers, this one doesnt
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Quote by Reese
Bloody shame, that. There goes Vix' & my dream of sharing a beautiful, busty TS.
~Reese!
Well I can always stop shaving for a few weeks, put on a strap-on, and lower my voice? :smoke:
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We may be able to make it, just need to see nearer the time re: babysitters etc.
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Noticed a number of new avatars, so not wanting to be left out, changed mine/ours too!
I 'd like to take this opportunity to point out that this a pic of the fem of the couple :happy:
I 'd like to take this opportunity to point out that this a pic of the fem of the couple :happy:
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Would liked to have joined you, esp as a friend of mine has recommended Partners, but alas just toooooo far away. Enjoy thou! :swingingchair:
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Quote by Kenluvslucy
Judy-you truly are a veritable mine of information! Have saved hayways site to faves, I feel a little pressie for Lucy is in order-(how the f*** do I measure her calves without her knowing?? )
Hiya, without offending anyone here, is Lucy on a diet or starting to take more exercise? Its just that whenever Ive started at a gym or on a diet, they take or suggest you take your measurements. Sorry only thing i could think of!!
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Someone i once worked with had two dogs, called Dick and Fanny............ 
AND IM NOT MAKING THAT UP!!
AND IM NOT MAKING THAT UP!!
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Thanks for the link Judy, got some nice stuff on there, but some of the boots that i love, dont go down to a 3. Will keep looking thou. 
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Hiya
Its my birthday early next month too, if you fancy meeting a couple instead, let us know.
Have a brill birthday :rose:
Its my birthday early next month too, if you fancy meeting a couple instead, let us know.
Have a brill birthday :rose:
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Went into M&S today (no not S&M ) and saw a gorg pair of boots calling out my name.....well just had to try them on, size 3 black, high heeled, knee length with fake lace up detail on the front. Would have been suitable for fetish dressing up and everyday.
Well got them on.........but would they do up over my calf muscles???? :cry: NO!
I have found this problem numerous times and since found out that they make boots to fit ladies with measurements taken from the 1970's!!!
Does anyone know where i can get decent boots in this style that would fit me? Just cos im a size 3, they think im gonna be very slim, where as im a healthy size 12.
Just doest make sense?
) and saw a gorg pair of boots calling out my name.....well just had to try them on, size 3 black, high heeled, knee length with fake lace up detail on the front. Would have been suitable for fetish dressing up and everyday.Well got them on.........but would they do up over my calf muscles???? :cry: NO!
I have found this problem numerous times and since found out that they make boots to fit ladies with measurements taken from the 1970's!!!
Does anyone know where i can get decent boots in this style that would fit me? Just cos im a size 3, they think im gonna be very slim, where as im a healthy size 12.
Just doest make sense?
