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Cassiopeia
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · England

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Well i know the first one is Jaws
The second one was probably u porn u just watched :twisted:
and the last, is just a guess: Hard Rain?
lol
Addicted is when you purchase a laptop and get wireless broadband so u can relax on sofa and watch Eastenders at the same time, without missing anything on SH redface
Addicted is also when yr husband has to turn on main pc and log into his MSN Messenger so he can chat to wife blink
Am I addicted....................NAH!
lol
Awwww yr not so bad yrself hun :rose:
Had some amazing times with you, and im not just refering to the 'fun' we have hadl Just goes to show there are some good guys on the net too, even if u are a bit of a party animal hehehe :taz:
:cheers: heres to lots more good times!!
Is anyone aware of any dogging sites in South Herts, that arent listed under the dogging sites. Im sure there must be more than that!
Not that i want to go, just want to know where to avoid walking the rabbit :angel: ahem! confused
Well i dont think ive squirted, not that ive actually watched out for it, im farrrrrrrrrrrr too busy! Saying that thou, i do make a flamming big damp patch thou, and like all good women do, make sure its on HIS side! :twisted:
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ps. Come on Dambuster, tell us what blew yr mind last night, or you will leave me in suspenders all day rolleyes lol
Ours is from Aliens:
Hudson (male) tp Vasquez (muscley female): Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
She replies: No, have you?!
Classic! :borg:
We always use Pampers or Johnsons baby wipes as glop mops, i just wonder if the makers know why half the country are buying these even when their kids are out of nappies?!
blast
Yes, but who used to watch Monkey, with Tripituka (or something like that) lol
Used to watch it, but what utter crap! duel
ahum...moving on
Just in case anyones interested, heres a link to help you find beaches/places to visit. If u click on Links, it will also give you other websites to visit for more further afield beaches.

xxx :angel:
That a pigs orgasms last for 30 minutes!
Blimey!!! :taz:
ps. no jokes about ex-wives pls wink
WOW, if you scroll down this page really really fast, it does WEIRD things to yr eyes! :shock: :eeek:
Esp to one with a hangover :silly:
Hi, we are naturists too, just love the feeling of freedom that it brings.
We have visited a naturist spa in Brighton called Bristol Gardens (swinging goes on there too) and also visited Studland Beach at Swanage. Its a beautiful beach, sooooo much cleaner, quieter and much less crowded than the usual beaches. We even take our kids there, so that shows how nice it is.
There are dunes there thou, which is great for playing lol with the 'meerkats' as they are known, guys who lay in there looking for fun, popping there heads up now and again to see if anyones coming lol
We have also been to Cap d'Adge in South of France, another gorg beach but i felt it was a bit of a concrete city, i prefer more natural surroundings, so much more sensual and relaxing i fiind. Cap d'Adge is also another haven for swingers and fetish fans with the clubs and parties that they have there.
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Oh and Waterpistol, do u have one of those stickers that says, WHEN THE VANS A'ROCKING, DONT COME A'KNOCKING! LOL
What a nice guy, good luck mate, and well done for making this honest decision.
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God, sitting here in fits of giggles reading your posts! lol
Anyway, a male friend who i chat to online, is a RAF fireman, whilst out in Iraq, he used to sit there and wank in his fire engine, whilst the bombs exploded around him confused
hhmmmmm
Have u visited Bristol Gardens in Brighton, very nice there, and they have rest rooms, although when we visited, no resting was being done! :twisted:
We are a fun out going mid 30's cpl with bi fem, looking for a woman to join them for evenings at home and out, not looking for just a cold shag, but friendship would be welcomed too. We have a few good friends who we have met via swinging, but we both would like the attention of a lone female!! We enjoy socialising, clubbing, pubs, dining out, cinema etc, the usual lol.
Get in touch and we can chat on messenger, see if we are what you are looking for.
love and licks xxxxxxxxxx smile
Sorry dont know Chigwell, but i can give u the directions to my house if u PM me rofl!! Im bi (bisexual not bionic wink ) and hubby just loves it,. Not bi by any chance are u? Just messing around by the way, no offence meant!
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I have trouble too, when i do find a bra thats reasonably priced, fits and looks very very good, i buy 3 or 4 in different colours! Currently M&S are my favs, until they decide not to seel them anymore sad Wouldnt mind, but im only 34DD, nothing outrageous.
There are mail order companies around thou, like Bravissimo and Figleaves that cater for larger ladies too.
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I agree, being bi, theres nothing worse that hair in the teeth, and it tickling the face lol
Anyway, u dont try and land a plane in dense trees do you :twisted: