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Ceryndrion
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Nottinghamshire
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Sexlightened
if you get over 30 meters, you will see a poster on the wall, click on it and it lets you download the "girls in rubber" wallpaper..
and yes.. latests high.. 31.8 meters.. 52 carpet burns..
and yes.. latests high.. 31.8 meters.. 52 carpet burns..
Sexlightened
I dont believe they found him not guilty on EVERY count..
that really doesnt make sense..
*grumbles*
stupid american justice system
that really doesnt make sense..
*grumbles*
stupid american justice system
Sexlightened
the best I have managed so far, was 29.6 meters, 1.8 meters height, and 45 carpet burns.
Sexlightened
*rolls around laughing*
Now that was so much fun... beats the old spanking the monkey (and before you way it.. yes it's a game)
geez you guys...
Now that was so much fun... beats the old spanking the monkey (and before you way it.. yes it's a game)
geez you guys...
Sexlightened
given how much time I spend idle on the chatroom.. I can live without it..
teeheehee
besides, sometimes, I have more important things to do..
teeheehee
besides, sometimes, I have more important things to do..
Sexlightened
Quote by redstilletto
cottage cheese
yummy
cotage cheese? well.. will have to consider that one a bit
Sexlightened
would potntially be susceptable.. except for a few things..
Using newest version of msn messenger
Up to date antivirus software
and never click on things I am not sure of
Using newest version of msn messenger
Up to date antivirus software
and never click on things I am not sure of
Sexlightened
although in theory it is a good idea..
A few years back, I did a feasability study into something similar.. and found that it would be extremely difficult to set up due to the number of clubs locally, and various other things..
A few years back, I did a feasability study into something similar.. and found that it would be extremely difficult to set up due to the number of clubs locally, and various other things..
Sexlightened
best excuse, because it is monday, and monday's really are cruddy days to work on..
Sexlightened
damn, that's a lot of bitchin..
hey.. am I bitchin about the bitchin?
hey.. am I bitchin about the bitchin?
uch:
Sexlightened
to be honest, I think that there is a huge ammount of good music to shag to.. I'd be thinking, just queue up a few albums in winamp, then forget about it, as I would be far more occupied by other things..
Sexlightened
awww *hugs*
dont know what else to say really.. but my thoughts are with ya
dont know what else to say really.. but my thoughts are with ya
Sexlightened
well they do still say that you cannot get a better sound than from vinyl..
Sexlightened
she will be missed.. it's already been seen in the house that she is missed..
Sexlightened
I know that when my parents split, my mother had to fight my father to get him to have access.. in the end, the courts ordered him to spend time with us..
he didn't like it.. but oh well..
he didn't like it.. but oh well..
Sexlightened
well lesley was from 'uddersfield
as she said.. girls from huddersfield, like their uddersfield..
as she said.. girls from huddersfield, like their uddersfield..
Sexlightened
not only that.. but
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TO: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees welltrained through our progrom of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in Departmental Employee Evaluation Programs (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to Eployee Attitude Training (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List. (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the , and can apply for promotion to Director Of Intensity Programming (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).
If you have further questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training, Special High Intensity Training (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).
Thank you,
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Sexlightened
it's an old joke that has been doing the rounds for a few years, it's meant as just a harmless joke, but eventually, someone gets offended by it, and then.. it's handbags at dawn.
Sexlightened
sylvester mccoy was a good choice for the doctor, the problem was that the scriptwriting went dramatically downhill .. I mean, come on.. the candyman.. that oversized liquorice allsort? at least this time round.. they have things mostly right
