Face pics and seeing your general self on cam is more important to me. I couldnt care less about any tom, dick or harry's penis' as they all look the same to me, and it doesnt matter about size either, cause it whats you do with it that counts. Plus some things need to be saved, little point showing all your glory before i met you. Save some for me later... it'll be a treat for being a good girl and coming to met you, get on with you, allow you to like me and get what i want!
OMG, i can't believe i know you!
What days am i allowed to come????
This afternoon i was messing about in my normal chatroom (midslands room) and it got quite heated with the sexiest jokes between the men and women, so to not let the side down myself and rampant bunny started looking for sexist jokes on the interest, only to come across the following which i think is amazing!
I will survive - song - Female Vocals
You have to sing this to the tune of 'I will Survive'
At first I was afraid,
I was petrified.
By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side.
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head,
If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed...
I tried to go, walk out the door.
But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor.
Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace,
But I'd rather look at that, than at your fucken ugly face..!
I want to go, I've got to leave.
Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave.
only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer
Coz when I looked at you last night, you looked just like that Richard
Gere!
I can't believe, that we both shagged.
You should be wearing concrete shoes or simply bound and gagged.
I'm fucking off right now, I'm jumping on the flippin' train and I'm not
stopping till I'm home and washed your greeblies down the drain.
Please let me go, I feel quite sick,
We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick
I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely
flat
But no, I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat.
It's time to go, run out the door.
You look so ugly it should really be against the law.
I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun
Coz waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun!
MALE VERSION
First I was afraid I was petrified
At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side
I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head.
If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed…
I tried to go, walk out the door
But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore
And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace
I want to go, I've got to leave
Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut.
God the things that you get up to when you're half cut.
Please let me go, I'm getting scared
There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared.
I think that I must have been mad,
God what made me want to court her?
With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water
It's time to go, run out the door
She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE !
would just like to confirm my place, sorry for the delay x
it also depends what your looking for also. If your looking for a lot of cars in the same carpark, you might perfer bildworth. Were very laid back in Derby and i havent known anyone not to follow the rules and be disrespectful, and to be honest if they were they would simply be chased off the scene, unforunately you lose this security with large groups and the rules tend to go out the window. So locations, number of people, what your looking for etc, really does change the outlook.
If you need any help on this cock then im prepared to put my best foot forward.
havent been out in a while, but will make an appearance as soon as i feel better. Poorly sick girly! :cry:
Hope you have a good time in Derby Shawn, and you find what your looking for. If you catch myself out with god knows who then don't feel threatened to chat to the loud mouth tart, i don't bite and i literally will chat to anyone that interests me slightly.
Once again i hope you find what you are looking for x
sorry mate, i wont be making an appearance on the scene this weekend.
might be, totally depends how my meet goes.
might be out tonight once i get back in from nottingham, might be with more then one ex girlfriend actually, so help!
i likely to be out monday, tuesday or wednesday next week, so keep your eyes peeled. i will most likely be the one slumping it in the passenger seat with a macdonalds or a fag, or im likely to be sat on the car bonet again.
My nips stayed in contact. Actually it wasn't a bad night, i would strongly recommend sitting on the car bonnet til quarter the twelve teasing and chatting to the single men, and giggle at passing cars where the drivers are having a heart attack because they is a young fem just sat there in the middle of a carpark. pmsl.
Didn't play, but didn't have to!
Might go out esp to play tonight though now my fave carpark is back to normal!
i fancy going out round Derby tonight. If they are any cpls or fems going out and you fancy a chat whilst i freeze my nips off having a cig then feel free to pm.
No promise of playing though x
i will let you know, then you can bring me a horde, pmsl. Only joking, if i see you i see you, but i doubt i will be out late as i have to work my first sunday ever on the 15th.
I think part of dogging is the thrill of it being a bit dangerous and not knowing whats going to turn up or happen. But i can happily say as a single fem myself, that its not as scary as you first think and it is generally safe as long as you don't jump into the deep end. Be cautious and don't go alone for your first few times, take someone you know and trust!
my best advice is to go to one of the dogging sites listed on SH and go along, but by all means you don't have to play there. Personally i would see whos there, speak to some of the people that interest me and seem trustworthy and then ask them if they know a quieter site and do a convoy with a few selected voyers down to a quiter site.
hope all goes well for you what ever you choose to do!
sorry sweetie, wasnt out saturday night, i usually spend my weekends in birmingham with good friends so its quite rare you will find me out at the end of the week.
How did it go anyways? Was they much out or was it quite relaxed??
perhaps see you about in the week depending on what plans i make,
ps. still think you should change the title to it's correct spelling!
i guess im a light weight then, anyways have fun!
bless of luck tony, can tell this is going to be a great night and i send you all my love and support for it!
sorry im unable to make it, but best wishes!
chaos x
redwine's plans always seem to worry me.
anyways stick my name down for provisional and let me know the date asap so im able to confirm. would love to come along.
just make sure all parties agree and are happy to go along with it, otherwise you can end up in a very strange situatiion, and it's not worth ending your friendship over. Any doubt from anyone i wouldn't advise it, other wise get stuck in and have some fun!
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Oh well cant be helped!