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CharmingFunGuy
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · Surrey

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Hi... I am going to Portsmouth tonight......If you are going dogging tonight, please let me know
David
am fit and 40!!!
Hi
I am thinking of going to Bristol Gardens club.....can anyone tell me what its like.....all comments welcome
I am straight and if anyone wants to meet me then great.
Take care
David
Hi I am an attractive male available for fems and cpls throughout midweek during the days. Can travel or accomodate.
I am attractive, fit and can massage and be sensual or a little rougher.....whatever takes your fancy. Open minded but not into pain/watersports.
I am also straight by the way
David
Hi There
Discreet, understanding,friendly male looking to dog tonight. Happy to watch or join in, whatever takes ur fancy. I can travel all over the above areas and will turn up.......am reliable and will follow your rules.
Best wishes
David
Blonde........get a hammer in your right hand......put your left thumb on the table........raise the hammer and swing a severe blow onto the thumb..........My prognosis is that your ankle wont hurt anymore........ sorted! biggrin
I went to Ireland a few months ago and had forgotten that they had introduced the ban. I went into a bar on the west coast in a town called Bandoran......the little bar was run by these spinsters, both over 70 years old. The bar had alot of original features.
Upon walking in I turned to my Irish customer whom I was entertaining and said "Seamus, the smell in here is wonderful......all that wood and ale smell........its so nice to smelll the naturalness of it" .... He looked at me and said "you know why dont you".......I looked blankly and said no........ He said "its because they have banned smoking"
I can tell you, as someone who is on the fence on this one it almost totally sold me.......then I thought of some negatives...... It may make people smoke less therefore expect our taxes to rise......the money saved on NHS smoking related illness will not be saved, it will be used elsewhere in the bureaucracy system!
I was also told that there are more affairs happening in Ireland now then ever before. Why? Well if one person in a couple smokes and the other doesnt, they go outside to smoke and meet up with a member of the opposite sex and bang, they get on and hey presto before you know it they are shagging!!!!!
These are my thoughts guys and I am still on the fence. Ouch!
One of my reps recently had flying arms!
He was at an exhibition drinking a bottle of water when he got uncontrollable shakes.....the water was going all over him......he had customers on the stand almost running away from him........he then left the stand conscious that people were staring at him....he went to his car and was shaking all over and made a crazy decision to drive home and go to bed........anyway the traffic was bad and he stopped in a service station for a pee.....well he was shaking so much, his pee was going all over the place....hehehee can you imagine his embarrassment as the other guys looked at him in disgust.......Finally he made it home and called to Doctor out and was diagnosed as having some asian flu virus!!!!! ...... the worst thing for him is that he has not been abroad for two years and never once to Asia!!!
Can anyone PM me if they know of any dogging locations in this area that are any good?
Many thanks
Hi There
Fit stocky built male who is chatty friendly and generally just wanting a laugh is going to Brighton Sun Club today to enjoy the facilities.....fancy a lift or joining me there?
David
Hi there
I would love to come dogging tonight. I am straight, pretty fit and 40! I am also a respectable likeable guy who understands the word no. I am D & D free and always clean.
I can travel up to 75 miles of the northern part of hampshire
Cheers
David
I must say that I do get my old boy out and beat him up but I also agree that you tend to hold fire on cumming just in case you get lucky later on.
I tend to stroke him and then stop before cumming.....the nice thing is when I do cum later there is nearly always about 50% more cum!!!! So its a positive thing, in a way!!!
I have been dogging once in the New Forest and had a great evening.......Will be prepared to meet you one evening
David
Hi There
Genuine friendly decent straight guy is going to the Brighton Sun Club tomorrow afternoon. Ladies, would you like me to chaperone you? I am professionaly, fit with a strong rugby player type of build.
It would be nice to just chat, have a drink and lay in the sun.....anything else is up to you!
Take care
David
Hi there
Fit hants male looking for a female who is up for playtime today......its hot and I am feeling like treating a lady to lots of massage.......and more if you desire xxxxx
I am sensual and love kissing and foreplay.......let me know
David
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Hi There
I am happy to go dogging with you whether that be daytime/evening.
I am happy, decent, trustworthy and aparently sexy although i find that a little hard to believe..... I am down to earth and happy to follow your rules.....let me know if fancy starting communication!!!!
David
Hi There
I would like to visit the Brighton Sun Club tomorrow and possibly another day or days! I am apparently attractive and am reasonably fit. i have a stocky, strong body and I am a friendly decent intelligent guy...........please either PM or post me here.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
David
ooooh Gurl I just wish it was me...........I feel like a little boy in class who knows the answer and is desperate to answer.......you know, the one with his hand in the air shouting me, me, me!!!!!!
Sadly it wasnt but IF you want it to be PM me!!! ,o)
Hi there
Fit respectable nice male wants to meet a cpl with str male for dogging tonight....Basingstoke Guildford are or anywhere if its suitable for you.
Take care
david
Hi There
If you were the couple in Basingstoke tonight that were dogging in a silver vectra, can you pm me please.
Thanks
Hi there
it appears reallyquiet on the dogging front in these areas.....anyone fancy meeting with a decent friendly non-pushy male? I am straight by the way
David
Hi Ladies and straight Couples.
I am looking to go and relax at Brighton Sun Club on thursday or friday this coming week....it would be great to make contact with one or two people to break the ice before goingt there.
Anyone fancy meeting me there, no strings.
David
41, (apparently, so i am told) attractive, pretty fit, chatty and friendly.
Hi there
I am a decent professional type guy who would like to got o Brighton Sun Club friday 1st July, daytime...... Do any ladies couples fancy meeting down there?
I am genuine, passionate and can hold a conversation!
Hope to hear from you
David
Hi Ladies
I have once visited Brighton Sun Club and found it relaxing and extremely laid back. The place is quality driven. I went alone and now would love to go with a female. I am prepared to pick you up and drive you there or meet there....your decision.
If you have often wondered what its like to go to a naturist club then please contact me....as I say i ahve been once but some company would be great. This is a no-strings offer. I hope to hear from you soon!
PS, if you are free at all throughout next week then please feel free to contact me....we can go midweek if you like!
David.
Hi Shad.....If only I had known....I would also have driven in!!! The story is well put together hun....try writing a book!
HiI am lookng for a cpl or female for some fun today.....you name the place! Yours/mine or oudoors!
I am fun, friendly, pretty fit with very broad shoulders. I enjoy sensual sex and really enjoy giving oral..... so if you fancy meeting then please PM me or post!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
TigerDavid