Looking for a nice couple/Fem/ OR VVWE males to join us . Not interested in meeting couples for Soft Swing as Jade needs satisfying by both males and more!.

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NOTE, Males who are part of a couple need not be vvwe but please no small winkies, we are sorry but there's a massive choice on here so why not be choosy eh !

Interested in nice parties or small groups. Occasionally do clubs but not very often as we get little spare have a fantastic relationship and the swing scene adds a little spice,we are therefore not available EVERY weekend.

If your a SINGLE male then please provide a clear facial shot and proof that your vvwe or dont be disappointed if we do not reply. We believe vvwe is 8.5 inches plus but 9/10 inches and over are better.

We cannot be bothered spending hours on msn when the same can be done with a simple phone call. Maybe MSN is for shy people!!. We both have very busy lives and have better things to do than playing ping pong on MSN each night SO we don't do MSN.

Can travel or accommodate and at short notice . Are Happy with BB but only with select and trustworthy people. Safe is the acceptable alternative of course!.

We also often take pleasure in Blocking the idiots on this site, if your blocked please take it that we feel your a low life or an idiot.

Female plays alone, also on here and will meet fems, couples or exceptional males alone . Male not interested in playing alone so please do not ask, she's all that I need AND MORE!! . She has impeccable manners, has no OFF switch and never uses the word NO but replaces the word with PLEASE LOL. She is not for the faint hearted or guys who cannot last the full 12 rounds.

Splashers and Dashers are not required!

Its amazing how many single guys that are very very average or below still get in touch with no pics etc. These are the same fella's that are on here bleating that nobody seems genuine. Winkers you are and Winkers you will always be. LOL

Sometimes it may take a while for us to reply as we get lots of interest and many times we put time aside to reply at a later date so don't de disappointed if we don't reply immediately.