3. Alfie Moon and Little Mo - If I see one more "Oh, we're so confused and we've got our wires crossed' moment with these two, I'm telling you this TV of mine is living on borrowed time.. C'mon, you just know that they're stalling for time so that they can wait till Kat Slater loses the beef and can get back to the show, to catch these two 'lovers' in the act! Man, I should be a script writer, I would rock! Yeah, first of all I would introduce a rabid dog locked in a room with the Moons.. It would be lke 'Cujo' all over again!
Erm, not that I watch this stuff you understand.. :shock:
4. Celebrity Wrestling - God lord, we are really trawling through the depths of reality tv now. Z-List celebrities fighting with foam gloves and giant balls (oo-er!) whilst genuine wrestlers who've been hired to bre trainers try desperately to not laugh at their protege's and occasionally do their best to look hard for the camera.. How would I fix it? Simple. I would change the name to, 'Celebrity Alligator Wrestling'.. Wow, think of the ratings!
More contenders..
1. 'Crazy Frog' - If ever there's a sound more annoying than this damned 'frog' thing then I've yet to hear it. Everytime I hear it I want to plant my size 14 foot through the TV! Why in the blue hell would anyone think this would sound great on their phones?!? Do you know the company behind that frog have made over 10 million quid so far through sales? ARRRGGGHH! And now they're releasing a single!! Is there no end to the madness?
2. Chavs / Neds - Where I live there's a ton of them walking around, harassing people at the local shopping centre and comparing their crappy jewellry and the new phone they found on the floor of a club the night before. Listen you little neds, see those two green dots on your girlfriends inner thighs? That means your earrings are fake. Get a life, a wash and rid of that Burberry rubbish you stride about in..
I just joined as well last night, glad I did! Looks like a real friendly community..
And still a load of codswallop!
I'm living in Aberdeen just now, but was born and raised in the Highlands and was pulled south in the search for work.