Quote by bailiffs
lol gud a man after me own heart!!!!!!!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hehe, I aim to please! :lol:
Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Chunky__Love
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50
Forum
Quote by bailiffs
one of those people that go to football matches just for fighting used to go around as part o the DFL. hes a co*k but u seem sound sorry for insulting u
No insult taken! I've got a couple of friends like that, and they normally get a mouthful from me for getting involved with that kinda carry on. I'm more of a 'make love, not war' kinda guy!
3. Alfie Moon and Little Mo - If I see one more "Oh, we're so confused and we've got our wires crossed' moment with these two, I'm telling you this TV of mine is living on borrowed time.. C'mon, you just know that they're stalling for time so that they can wait till Kat Slater loses the beef and can get back to the show, to catch these two 'lovers' in the act! Man, I should be a script writer, I would rock! Yeah, first of all I would introduce a rabid dog locked in a room with the Moons.. It would be lke 'Cujo' all over again!
Erm, not that I watch this stuff you understand.. :shock:
4. Celebrity Wrestling - God lord, we are really trawling through the depths of reality tv now. Z-List celebrities fighting with foam gloves and giant balls (oo-er!) whilst genuine wrestlers who've been hired to bre trainers try desperately to not laugh at their protege's and occasionally do their best to look hard for the camera.. How would I fix it? Simple. I would change the name to, 'Celebrity Alligator Wrestling'.. Wow, think of the ratings!
Erm, not that I watch this stuff you understand.. :shock:
4. Celebrity Wrestling - God lord, we are really trawling through the depths of reality tv now. Z-List celebrities fighting with foam gloves and giant balls (oo-er!) whilst genuine wrestlers who've been hired to bre trainers try desperately to not laugh at their protege's and occasionally do their best to look hard for the camera.. How would I fix it? Simple. I would change the name to, 'Celebrity Alligator Wrestling'.. Wow, think of the ratings!
Quote by bailiffs
lol thought it must b a miricle he's in spain and actually im glad!!!!!! fuew that were close
louxx
Hehe, no bother lass. I think I've got one of those faces that a lot of people recognise. In fact, it's the kind of face you see in the photofits in Crimewatch!
Honestly, I once stood in a police lineup to make up the numbers for an officer friend of mine, and I was asked to stand beside the accused. Out of four people asked to pick him out, two of them picked me! Ooh, was I messing myself panicking that day!
I must have that kinda face..
Quote by the_magik_s
2.. Getting up in the morning .. (that would be straight in there,, Its the one thing in the world that you cant get away from)
God, that's one of my big problems too.. I think I've smashed far too many alarm clocks over the years. Eventually I had to buy one of those alarm clocks that are shaped like a football, and are designed to be turned off by throwing it against a wall! Extra time in bed and the stress relief of launching the ringer! bliss.
More contenders..
1. 'Crazy Frog' - If ever there's a sound more annoying than this damned 'frog' thing then I've yet to hear it. Everytime I hear it I want to plant my size 14 foot through the TV! Why in the blue hell would anyone think this would sound great on their phones?!? Do you know the company behind that frog have made over 10 million quid so far through sales? ARRRGGGHH! And now they're releasing a single!! Is there no end to the madness?
2. Chavs / Neds - Where I live there's a ton of them walking around, harassing people at the local shopping centre and comparing their crappy jewellry and the new phone they found on the floor of a club the night before. Listen you little neds, see those two green dots on your girlfriends inner thighs? That means your earrings are fake. Get a life, a wash and rid of that Burberry rubbish you stride about in..
1. 'Crazy Frog' - If ever there's a sound more annoying than this damned 'frog' thing then I've yet to hear it. Everytime I hear it I want to plant my size 14 foot through the TV! Why in the blue hell would anyone think this would sound great on their phones?!? Do you know the company behind that frog have made over 10 million quid so far through sales? ARRRGGGHH! And now they're releasing a single!! Is there no end to the madness?
2. Chavs / Neds - Where I live there's a ton of them walking around, harassing people at the local shopping centre and comparing their crappy jewellry and the new phone they found on the floor of a club the night before. Listen you little neds, see those two green dots on your girlfriends inner thighs? That means your earrings are fake. Get a life, a wash and rid of that Burberry rubbish you stride about in..
Was out tonight in Aberdeen and saw an excellent show from a young couple. Lady was very willing to please it seemed! Think she got a bit embarrassed near the end though, so myself and the others in attendance blended into the trees and made our way back to our cars.. 
Good night had, although the meet place was very quiet. Being a single guy who's new to all this, (the site was recommended to me by a friend who's a regular visitor) it was certainly an eye opener! Will definately be back though.
Good night had, although the meet place was very quiet. Being a single guy who's new to all this, (the site was recommended to me by a friend who's a regular visitor) it was certainly an eye opener! Will definately be back though.