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Chunky__Love
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 50

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Quote by bailiffs
lol gud a man after me own heart!!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hehe, I aim to please! :lol:
Quote by bailiffs
one of those people that go to football matches just for fighting used to go around as part o the DFL. hes a co*k but u seem sound sorry for insulting u biggrin

No insult taken! I've got a couple of friends like that, and they normally get a mouthful from me for getting involved with that kinda carry on. I'm more of a 'make love, not war' kinda guy! lol
lol poor thing! What a cracker that is.. :lol:
Happened to me once, got locked in a pub after falling asleep drunk in the toilets.. Needless to say I helped myself to a few falling over waters as the alarm rang in my ears, waiting for the coppers to let me out.
3. Alfie Moon and Little Mo - If I see one more "Oh, we're so confused and we've got our wires crossed' moment with these two, I'm telling you this TV of mine is living on borrowed time.. C'mon, you just know that they're stalling for time so that they can wait till Kat Slater loses the beef and can get back to the show, to catch these two 'lovers' in the act! Man, I should be a script writer, I would rock! Yeah, first of all I would introduce a rabid dog locked in a room with the Moons.. It would be lke 'Cujo' all over again!
Erm, not that I watch this stuff you understand.. :shock:
4. Celebrity Wrestling - God lord, we are really trawling through the depths of reality tv now. Z-List celebrities fighting with foam gloves and giant balls (oo-er!) whilst genuine wrestlers who've been hired to bre trainers try desperately to not laugh at their protege's and occasionally do their best to look hard for the camera.. How would I fix it? Simple. I would change the name to, 'Celebrity Alligator Wrestling'.. Wow, think of the ratings!
Quote by bailiffs
lol thought it must b a miricle he's in spain and actually im glad!!!!!! fuew that were close
louxx

Hehe, no bother lass. I think I've got one of those faces that a lot of people recognise. In fact, it's the kind of face you see in the photofits in Crimewatch!
Honestly, I once stood in a police lineup to make up the numbers for an officer friend of mine, and I was asked to stand beside the accused. Out of four people asked to pick him out, two of them picked me! Ooh, was I messing myself panicking that day!
I must have that kinda face.. lol
Quote by bailiffs
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
you look so much like my brother its unreal!!!!!!!
wesley is that u???? surprised

lol Sorry lass, not guilty! :lol:
I dunno about letting in Mariah.. She may be an eejit but damn she's hot! (He says stroking the latest issue of FHM) blink
But I agree with you about the pub closing times!
Quote by the_magik_s
2.. Getting up in the morning .. (that would be straight in there,, Its the one thing in the world that you cant get away from)

God, that's one of my big problems too.. I think I've smashed far too many alarm clocks over the years. Eventually I had to buy one of those alarm clocks that are shaped like a football, and are designed to be turned off by throwing it against a wall! Extra time in bed and the stress relief of launching the ringer! bliss. lol
More contenders..
1. 'Crazy Frog' - If ever there's a sound more annoying than this damned 'frog' thing then I've yet to hear it. Everytime I hear it I want to plant my size 14 foot through the TV! Why in the blue hell would anyone think this would sound great on their phones?!? Do you know the company behind that frog have made over 10 million quid so far through sales? ARRRGGGHH! And now they're releasing a single!! Is there no end to the madness?
2. Chavs / Neds - Where I live there's a ton of them walking around, harassing people at the local shopping centre and comparing their crappy jewellry and the new phone they found on the floor of a club the night before. Listen you little neds, see those two green dots on your girlfriends inner thighs? That means your earrings are fake. Get a life, a wash and rid of that Burberry rubbish you stride about in..
I'm a Mercedes man myself, but I've got a problem with my interior light just now, seems to come on all by itself randomly which can cause some confusion! lol
Quote by smooth operator
Are we going out again tonight Chunky?

I'm working on the door tonight, so can't go.. :cry:
I just joined as well last night, glad I did! Looks like a real friendly community..
I'm living in Aberdeen just now, but was born and raised in the Highlands and was pulled south in the search for work.
People who race up bus lanes so that they can skip the queue of people politely waiting their turn.. Oh, if I had my bloody baseball bat handy.. mad
Was out tonight in Aberdeen and saw an excellent show from a young couple. Lady was very willing to please it seemed! Think she got a bit embarrassed near the end though, so myself and the others in attendance blended into the trees and made our way back to our cars.. wink
Good night had, although the meet place was very quiet. Being a single guy who's new to all this, (the site was recommended to me by a friend who's a regular visitor) it was certainly an eye opener! Will definately be back though.