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11 Jun 2005

Quote by Sharif
We dont exist

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Nope nary a one of us around.
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11 Jun 2005

Quote by Mikehboy19
someone to have a chinese with (prefere going out for meals meself though)

I understand this one completely.. being married and either traveling alot or the missus off to family - again alone. Meals just are not the same. Something a good friend told me along time ago - people should eat with people only dogs eat alone... has stuck with me.
Anyway in ref to eating out - sushi at home - eaten from the body of your loved one can be quite sensual. Learned this one from my travels to Hong Kong - yummy.

11 Jun 2005

Wooo hooo.. now things should get really interesting...
Loads and Loads of em for the DR to chase through time and space...
CAN'T WAIT for the next one.
:taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz: :taz:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
:happy: :inlove: :happy: :inlove:
:bounce: :kiss:

Woo Hoo.. someone out there that can baby-sit the dog?? Looks like it might be a looooooongg weekend... bolt

bolt

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by daverover
Hi
Just wondered what other people think .............if we meet a guy we always pm or email to say 'good to meet you' 'thanks for a great time' 'hope you got home ok' you now the sort of thing ............being polite I call it
There are guys who have pm'd us with some very sweet mgs :smile2:
Don't get me wrong we are not after compliments...... just seems like good manners at least to answer if someone pms you.........unless single guys get so many pms they can't answer them!!! Maybe that's the answer & some pms will be winging their way to us when they get round to answering all their mail LOL
We once travelled miles to meet a guy, had a great time & then never heard from him again
Needless to say he needn't bother inviting us next time he's staying in the area
Are we expecting too much? We'd be interested in the vews of others ????
G & D

Agreed.. i think it should be just common courtesy... thats wots wrong with the world today.. not many ppl with manners and children not getting them taught to them... opps sorry up on the soap box again... redface

redface

surprised

ops:
Actually I think it should be about friendship FIRST then if anything else happens (heaven forbid rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: ). Then so much the better but have the common decency to at least say thanks it was fun, not fun, not interested again, oh can I invite you to breakfast (in my place), etc. At least then you know where you stand.
Just my .02 worth.. dont mind me i am running on coffee and nicotine today.

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Oh.. hand action coming into play now too!
:happy: :happy:
Any advance?

Well I can but not sure how this might play out... dunno

dunno

you know... My face doesnt take to well to slaps BUT my cheeks occasionally do :lol:
Ah what the hell, you only LIVE once... so Jags come errr you... First a bit of kissing on the lips 69position

69position

then a bit of hump

hump

:hump: :hump: then a brief break for :smoke: and :beer: then back into the saddle for a lot more of smackbottom

smackbottom

:bounce: :hump: :bounce: :69: :hump: :bounce: and REPEAT

rotflmao

:rotflmao:
Then later we can err talk.. yeah thats it.. talk..

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Jags
Jags? cmere ......... :hump: :hump: :hump: :hump:
now my day is perfect :twisted:

Thank you - I've been for a long long walk in the sun around the Gibside Pleasure Grounds and I'm all sweaty now - but a sweaty snog is just great!
OK - there are now 5 fewer snogs than this morning. Still some left though for them that wants 'em!
:hump: :hump: :kiss: :kiss:
Gladly take one from ya... but send a couple back your way just for being so sweet...:kiss: :kiss:
But got to get some hand arm action in there as well.. so here ya go too silly

silly

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Ravel's Bolero

Oh thats a good one but I prefer it at the end of th e err festivities... Personnally I like Yanni's Live at the Acropolis. Lots of rythms to keep things interesting. redface

redface

surprised

ops:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

11 Jun 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
Living where I do the sign I see ALL the bloody time that makes me smile is
Warwick :lol2:
Dawn

OH OH OH You too... see that one every morning and afternoon - on the way to work and home. Best one is "Warwick BUSINESS Centre". FFS how did you get that organized?

rotflmao

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11 Jun 2005

Go on go on go on.. you know you want to.. just if you dont want to.. be honest and up front with her.. so as not to sour it for the rest of us. cuz if you bolt

bolt

she might just do the same from here.
Its sorta like first day at school... nerves and what not.. just be yourself and if it is meant to be, it will be. dunno

dunno

:dunno: :dunno:

11 Jun 2005

hi cuddly catlin ok i got the bed oil handcuffs asmacking of the bum we can see everyone who is hiding lol, :P[/quote
Dam Les.. where did you pick it all up on such short notice?? Would love to find that kind of service somewhere here in England. You're not in Notts by chance?? Heard thats the place for all the toys redface

redface

surprised

ops:
Oh well, order by internet and WAIT.. grrr

11 Jun 2005

Quote by smokerjim
But I will tell you what really :x :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :censored: me off about moto toilets:- the auto flush in the bogs!!!! WTF is that all about...you sit down, get comfy, do your thing, 1/2 way through, it flushes, ergo cold water all over my cods, and a scrote now the size of a small wallnut! If you shift in time, you have to watch yourself, with every move you make - even reaching round to get some paper, otherwise you get treated to the automatic bollock washer. But when you get up, and turn to wave your hand in front of the sensor to trigger the flush nothing happens!!! I know fuck all about Kafka ( 'except he was Czech - durrr ), but by the sounds of it this mightn qualify as "Kafka-esque"

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And er it was me thinking that I was doing something wrong in the can... dunno

dunno

:dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno: :dunno:
First experience with this was at my new job (two yrs ago) in the hospital... whats that funny sound eeeK :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: :eeek: ....
dammit now where did my balls get to??? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
Then i Figured it out... ever since.. piece of tape fixed it until I was ready for it to do its business... :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by blithe spirit
How fantastic to see Pablo Neruda's work on here: I must go and watch 'Il Postino' again...thank you Ciskocat6K
BS

My absolute pleasure

10 Jun 2005

Naked, you are simple as a hand,
smooth, earthy, small...transparent, round.
You have moon lines and apple paths;
Naked, you are slender as the wheat.
Naked, Cuban blue midnight is your color,
Naked, I trace the stars and vines in your hair;
Naked, you are spacious and yellow
As a summer's wholeness in a golden church.
Naked, you are tiny as your fingernail;
Subtle and curved in the rose-colored dawn
And you withdraw to the underground world
As if down a long tunnel of clothing and of chores:
your clear light dims, gets dressed, drops its leaves,
And becomes a naked hand again.
Pablo Neruda...

10 Jun 2005

Morning, afternoon, or nite.. anytime the little fella wants it (all the time) its time.
Besides, i have told my employees that the ONLY excuse accepted for being late is that the missus MADE them late for work due to household duties...
That said I think that the man should have some consideration for the lady and if she doesnt want it - respect that wish. Now saying that if the woman cares bout the man, then once in a while she should give in and really shag his brains out in the morning. Hey.. its a give and take world.
Not saying that this is for everyone but its my opinion.. having women that want it in the morning as much as me and then having the other side I have learned to be very tolerant of their wishes.
Basically I am happy anytime I get shagged.
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by marktheminx
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :lol2:
That is fekin priceless, i want it for my phone NOW!
Please tell me how to do it...............................................

If you phone has a recording function, you can just record it directly to it... then change over for ring tone...
got it already on my phone but hesitate to put it on the office one... fraid it might raise a few eyebrows
rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:

blink

:eeek:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by redstilletto
1f u c4n r34d th1s u r3411y n33d t0 g37 L41d

Nice avatar.... shows your serious side.. rotflmao

rotflmao

and red
a: i can read it
b: you are ABSOLUTELY correct (sadly so)
c: not likely to happen any time soon it appears so i :giveup:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Katy
Went to work, couldn't reach parts of my back to put sun screen asked the guys I work with to do it
The reaction was ...............................................
............................................................................
........................................................................... they freaked out.
None of them would One said his wife would kill him, One said sorry but he really couldn't do it!! In total I asked 4 men (I dont work with any girls) before one finally did it and then it was at arms length and so quick it was in no way rubbed in properly.
I found the behaviour very strange. Anyone agree or am I missing something??
On the plus side I decided that it was too nice and found a secluded place (benefits of working in 1500 acres of wood and grass land) and sun bathed topless all day!! No I didn't burn my boobs - I was careful to put sun block on them!!
Katy
xxxxxx

Told you - shoulda told me how to get there.. i would have been happy lol

lol

:lol: to lend a helping hand errr so to speak redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Ceryndrion
only time I ever see it quiet in there, is between about 2am and 7am..
other than that, it's usually packed..

Surely you jest... i was in there last nite until 5 this morning and it never slowed down.. much.. rolleyes

rolleyes

10 Jun 2005

Quote by Redbird
Tres sexy mmm

Dammit, gonna go blind trying to look at all these avatars... silly

silly

hwoar:
Red that is SO nice.
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :oops:

10 Jun 2005

Quote by longhandle8
Wayne Bobbitt will be on the phone

Yes indeed the original "Snap-On Tool" man... followed closely by his ex-wife the spokesmodel for Ginsu knives.

10 Jun 2005

Quote by jamnat20032003
sarge is standing to attention

Yes but the question that begs to be asked is "Can he salute in that state as well"

rotflmao

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9 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
incidentally i'll forget everything you tell me immediately so dont worry too much . :shock:

Just put the bottle down and say NO i will not take any more of this snake oil

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Jun 2005

Quote by Katy
Hmmmm maybe i went about this the wrong way.
Since people seem so keen it would be more of a punishment not to let him be my slave. So the rest of you who have offered can make an orderly cue while he stands in a corner and faces the wall!
Katy
xxx

Line forms here :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: BEHIND me... :happy: :happy:
Ahhh Katy... you just want someone to grovel at your feet and .... er nevermind...

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

9 Jun 2005

Quote by nottoosure
I've never had a blow job or given one to a girl.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
HUH??? :shock: To a girl???:shock: hmmm me thinks you need to watch Crocodile Dundee once again if that is the girls you date.....
No offence or disrespect to those out there that are "Well hung ladies" :shock:

9 Jun 2005

OY :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: :!:
Who's been taking pictures in my backyard????
I remember distinctly saying DISCREET encounters confused

confused

: :?: :?:
DAM Paparazzi rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

9 Jun 2005

Hmmmm.....
Serviced at the Services.... well THAT is what the sign advertises.
My guess is that he had a meet arranged, woman one was flattered but not offended, woman two was REALLY offended and women three and four were well up for it.
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Just remember we all must have descended from wolves
Thats why men are dogs and women are GREAT

9 Jun 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
:banghead: :banghead:
NOW I know where I left my dental floss... but errmm not sure about what flavor it is now.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Sushi ? :twisted:
Well??? I was always told "If it smells like fish eat it"...
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Just remember if you come across a single beautiful horny woman, there is some man out there that is tired of putting up with her shit.

9 Jun 2005

banghead

:banghead: :banghead:
NOW I know where I left my dental floss... but errmm not sure about what flavor it is now.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

9 Jun 2005

Quote by x-man0223
walked into that one didn't i

Walked IN????? hmmm hate to see that woman :thrilled:
Most of the ones i know you have to beg just to try to squeeze in. :happy:
But if you play your cards right its: 69position

69position

hump

blast

then :smoke: and if you are really good you can :bounce: again and again all nite.
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Love to play post office with a woman - Lick er, stick er, and send er on er way...