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Quote by CarrieAnn
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?

Find a really gorgeous, muscular, well endowed man to join you.
She'll thank you for it
Rachel
wink
Gee... Thanks Rachel!!! Now I definitely would never stand a chance if that was what the women are looking for!!! There's no way I could spend that much time in a gym to become that muscular!!!

I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!! redfaceI've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a smackbottom and in the hope of kiss ( 69position really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
Me!! I want to play !! cool 8-) 8-) Who told you off????
U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!! lol :lol: :lol:
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play. banghead :banghead:
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno dunno
But I'm off to bed soon wave :wave:
Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back mad
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from rolleyes
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then confused: eh
dougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me biggrin
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now rotflmao
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work flipa :flipa: :flipa:
Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee
:wave:
'scuse me......mind your feet.....pardon me........coming through........hot stuff coming through....pardon me......watch ya backs......'scuse me.........mind yerselves.......coming through
*positions himself between Calista and Dawns boobs*
Now if you ladies wouldn't mind just "jiggling" a bit I can die a happy man :mrgreen:
Ta
My god my eyes are nearly bleeding!!! :shock:
Any room for another one in here????
Clare,xxx
:wink:
There's always time for a cup of tea. There's always room for cakey-bun. And there's ALWAYS room for You :kiss:
*Clare sits on Dambusters lap and gets comfy * :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
In my dreams, Claire worship :worship: :worship: :giveup:
AAhh Dambuster,your a hunny :kiss:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
Only on toast, Claire. Or croissant Sunday morning settling in to watch F1 :thumbup:
Jeez! Are you guys still on with this?????????????????
Which record are you trying to beat?
CA xxx
:bounce: :bounce: It really does your eyes in if you scroll up and down the page real fast. :bounce: :bounce:
Ahhh.......... thats FANTASTIC... glad to know you have recaptured her....
Welcome :welcome: to the thread/board/chat/ads. Hope to see more of ya.
Just watch out for us loon :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: whip smackbottom
:bounce: :welcome: Soon you will be evne more Mad, daft and Potty. (watch the girls) but its a wonderful wonderful world to be in. I mean before coming here I didnt smoke, drink or cuss, now i have all the reason in the world....:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
wave :welcome: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by garden
Ever so sorry, everyone, but the answer is that there isn't an answer to this. Even dumb bobbies can read "wiped" HDs.... that's how they catch paedophiles. Most of the above advice will work up to a point, but any determined IT tech can have a look at what you had there...... if he really wants to.
It's not easy, so unlikely...... but it can be done.
The only really certain way is to physically and seriously damage the disk by cutting it up.

Took the words right from my keyboard.... If you just want to hide it where it really is a pain in bum to find, use evidence eliminator. However, as a forensic expert for PC's, if someone want to really find out what you have done, formatting, deleting, eliminating is only superficial and can be undone. If you BREAK the platters that are inside the HD, you might MAYBE be safe but even this can be recovered to a point.
Just my coppers worth.
Quote by markz
ankle chains!
isn't that slang for kids? biggrin

I believe its ankle biters.... LOL
Ahhh gotcha... well count me in.... I am sure that some lass needs a good bit of mouth to mouth... Not to mention a possible bit of paddling ............ (with the electric ones but I am willing to make exceptions for exceptional ppl)
Uh they werent doing garlic or currys where they??? :shock:
** Looks for Mrs Listerine**
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
omg
heard the funniest thing tonight in chat
blonde said she had cooked a meal and at moment all are still alive
any medics on hand just in case

Well I am a volunteer paramedic but why do you need one for blonde?? dunno :dunno:
All you need is a air pump.
VET the naughties???
Well I am naughty but NO way am I going to the VET :shock: :shock: . I have grown quite attached to these bits and NO WAY are you dragging me into the Vets just because I am naughty... UH UH . NO WAY JOSE. duel You will have a serious fight :sparring: on yur hands if you think your are going to offer me a ride to the park - even if you tease me out with a promise of dogging.
I know what happens next, first its wag the tail we are off for a dogging ride, then next thing ya know your trying to drag me into some office by my leash and collar to have me err FIXED :eek:
So uh uh.. no vet here darling..
BTW - welcome :welcome: to SH and hope that you have fun... rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: oh and I am naughty smackbottom as well as loon
Quote by kazswallows
just looooooovvvvvvvveeeee them boots, have they got thigh highs with chains on as well.
biggrin :D :D
As for ankle chains, yup love them as well.
Apparantly, but I cant find the source (google is not my friend tonight) a prostitute would wear an ankle chain on her left? ankle. This was the subtle code of a higher class of prostitute to say she was a prostitute. Used in bars and hotels where prostitution wasn't allowed.
There is something about men wearing earings, one ear means homosexual and the other meant straight.
Know don't shoot me down in flames over this lol :lol: :lol: as its probably an old wives tale and thats why google isn't my friend :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yep love em... got to be on the left though... as this is umm for the normal ladies... the HO's had em on the right..
As to the earing issue, yes if a man wore an earing on the left - straight, on the right - gay. Both side - dunno :dunno:
**runs off to find his old high school playboy bunny earing**
I was with a manic-depressive for nine years. Did it affect the relationship, well of course. Was it bad enough that it was a pain in the ass, no.... just had to have a bit of patience, understanding, love and loads of humor helped too. I was there during the suicide episodes, the crying episodes and best of all the ultimate highs and laughing episodes. I lost three jobs because I felt that my place was by her side when she was hospitalized.
Would I do it again, you betcha. Not saying that it did not have an effect on me but I feel love conquers all problems.
Even the age difference that we had (25yrs) - I was confortable with it she wasnt, but eventually she came round and all was good.
Just wish my career did not take me 1200 miles away then, she decided to stay close to her daughters while I moved away, but even today we keep in touch. Even so much so that I fly back to the US once a year to have one or two weeks with her.
As to putting me off, no way but I also am very much aware of the risks. Also should say that I knew before going into the relationship with her that she was manic and I still stood my ground.
Quote by Jags
GRRRRRRRRRRRRrr mad :x :x :x :x
Why is it that I have to be out of the country everytime something like this happens?????
Oh Well dunno :dunno: maybe next time.
It was sweet of you to think of something like this debbiewebs.....
Hope the lights would be dim as i dont want to scare everyone when I showed up. :borg: :silly: :borg: :silly:

You're going to miss the Daleks?? :shock: :shock: Thought you were going to hold my hand?
:cry:
Well Jags, as this was at the last minute and I DO have tickets for Venice (two weeks ago) as well as a :bounce: YUMMY :bounce: invite there. :thrilled:
I do feel as gentleman that I should follow through with my plans as
a) it is not gentlemanly like to stand up a woman as well as a good friend (specially since she has gone to all the trouble to invite me, walks and gondola rides, dinner etc).
and
b) while the err laidies (pun intended dont hit me for spelling) here are quite fetching and would no doubt be of outstanding entertainment smackbottom you would never ever come near me duel if you thought that I had done a NO SHOW to some other lady just for a umm quickie or two or three and a party.
As for the Daleks, I will have the recorder on and catch it when I get back ergo - you can miss it as well and you have a err standing/sitting/laying down invite to attend my place for a viewing as well as protection. I have a dungeon that you can ummm brighten up. :welcome:
As for anyone else thinking I might be loon :loon: my avatar is me err tour guide in Venice.... :happy: :thrilled: :smile2:
Yeah thats it tour guide. :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
And before anyone flames me, yes I have her permission to use it as me avatar.. for now, might change her mind after this weekend. :shock: rotflmao
GRRRRRRRRRRRRrr mad :x :x :x :x
Why is it that I have to be out of the country everytime something like this happens?????
Oh Well dunno :dunno: maybe next time.
It was sweet of you to think of something like this debbiewebs.....
Hope the lights would be dim as i dont want to scare everyone when I showed up. :borg: :silly: :borg: :silly:
Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

1. Please have something worth listening to, not your moans and grips about me wanting too much sex.
2. Absolutely, you well soused with wine and its a delight to see your underwear - both on you and in a pile by the bed, couch, sink, dining table, balcony, jacuzzi, etc.
3. Refer to number one. Once you have satisfied one head we will work on the other.
4. Once again.. refer to numbers 1 and 3. Once my demands for sex have been met we will be well on our way to happiness. It is difficult enough to speak to you without the added pressure that you create in my trousers
5. Well 4 out of 5 aint bad. lol
As to the easily please part - WOT a woman that admits it - in public forum even? :bs: :bs:
:eeek: blink :eeek: :blink:
Quote by lexus boy
You'll have to work on the other 4 then won't you ??????? ....
equi-princess xxx

*mental not*must try harder
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Not mental??? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: yea right....since when?
Quote by equi-princess
How would someone go about impressing me?
1). Listen to what i have to say.....
2). Appreciate really fine wines and underwear....
3). Have the ability to converse on a higher level than just a sexual one...
4). Not be pushy or demanding...
5). Not be condescending in any way...
See.... i'm easily pleased...... lol
equi-princess xxx

You say something???
Quote by bluexxx
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv

No, come on.......... you missed the BJ during the ads of the football.
Well, works for me lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Lucky bugger.... :lol: :lol: :lol:
How to impress a woman:
feed her, call her, support her, hold her, surprize her, compliment her, smile to her, listen to her, laugh and cry with her, be romantic with her, trust her, pray for her, pray with her, cuddle with her, shop with her, buy her jewlery, hold her hand; buy her flowers,, write her love letters, go with her to the end of the world and back...
how to impress a man
undress, bring something to eat and move away from the tv
I know that some are going to be taking :notes: and some will think me a loon but thought it was a bit err funny yet true to life dunno :dunno:
:scared: smackbottom :scared: Now it wait and see who pops me back to reality :scared: :smackbottom: :scared:
Quote by Vix
Softail .... (knows there will be comments) w/screaming eagle and loads of chrome... LOVE to go out for a ride... anytime anyplace any weather...

YES I am not alone!!
done the sports bike thing.. didn't last.
As someone who passed her test when it was still frowned upon for women to have bikes, I tried a few, too.
So lets go ride and get wet Vix... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
and try a few more :twisted: :twisted:
Softail .... (knows there will be comments) w/screaming eagle and loads of chrome... LOVE to go out for a ride... anytime anyplace any weather...
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Some twats just sent me a virus mad
So anyone who was on my messenger and was sent the link i am really sorry i didn't know what it was and it just went thro all my contacts str8 away b4 i had chance to stop it :x so long as u didn't click the link u will be ok
again sorry
best be off and get this fixed lol
P.S i didn't call u all losers either that went thro with the link lol

Let me know if you need any help cleaning this mess up.... :shock: :shock:
This offer is for all SH members not just NN.
Also if you want advice on how to stop this from happening again EVEN if you click on the link. There are other ways other than Anti-Virus to protect you and your systems.
*Me hates AV - have to always wait to get infected THEN they have an antidote** :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: loon :taz:
Quote by gae
old thread being dredged up, but it came up in a search and i got reading it. smile
Since January-ish, I've taken 7000-ish photos. Hardly any of them have been filth though. wink
G

:shock: :shock: Not filth??? So they was just dirty then??? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
GRRRRRRRRRRRrrmad :x :x dammit cery... ya beat me to it.. was just getting to upload the same when you posted..... great minds think alike... rolleyes
Quote by RedHot
:shock: Is it only me that find this in very poor taste? rolleyes
Tracy-Jayne

ffs.. its only a joke.... all in fun............. sheesh... :roll:
Was looking at some news stuff on BBC and came across this

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Imagine.. just got on SH and now me secrets out....
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
anyway its a good trick to play on any of yourfriends... just substitute any name you want where it says ciscocat6k...
Example2 :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
soz wishy.. but figured i could use you without tooooo much of a flame....LOL
Enjoy................pmsl
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
lead the way to the pub please vicky lmao

I shall take the first round.............**reaches for the plastic** :upset: :upset:
:beer: drinkies :cheers: :beer: :drinkies: :cheers: :beer: :drinkies: :cheers: :beer: :drinkies: :cheers:
:moon: :moon: :moon: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
OK OK OK.. one more bout cyber friends
We sit and we type and we stare at our screens.
We all have to wonder, what this possibly means.
With our mouse we roam, through rooms in a maze
Looking for something or someone as we sit in a daze
We chat with each other, we share all our woes,
Small groups we do form and gang up on our foes.
We wait for somebody to type out our name,
We want recognition and offer the same.
We give kisses and hugs and sometimes we flirt,
In rooms we chat deeply and reveal why we hurt.
We do form some friendships - but why - we dont know,
Though some of them flounder some flourish and grow.
Why is it on screen, we can be so bold,
Telling our secrets that have never been told?
Why is it we share, the thoughts in our mind
With those we can't see, as though we were blind?
The answer is simple, it's as clear as a bell.
We all have our problems and need someone to tell.
We can't tell "real" people, but tell someone we must
So we turn to the 'puter, and to those we can trust.
Even though it is crazy, the truth still remains,
They are friends without faces and with odd little names.
~Thomas Teague~
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Yup I am guilty of it as well...
My .02 worth and before anyone decides to flame me, I am an equal opportunity slagger - I will make fun of anyone anywhere - normally using myself as the target.
Why do Scots wear kilts? Cuz sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and a Irish wake? One less drunk
Quote by Dawn_Mids
This thread was done recently
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/46424.html
Maybe you would like to take a peek dunno
Dawn biggrin

I think I am in lust Dawn... smarta$$ after my own heart
:rose: :rose: :inlove: :inlove: :rose: :rose: :inlove: :inlove: :rose: :rose: :inlove: :inlove: :rose: :rose: :inlove: :inlove: :rose: :rose:
Ah rachel... nicely done.
For all of you on here that know me personally and for those that only know my smarta$$ mouth in the chat room, and for all those I have yet to meet.
Ode To My Friends
by Lorene Green
Many friends in life, I've met
On this thing we call the, "Internet".
likened unto bridges, we connect.
Words from our keyboards do fly,
faster than an eagle in the sky.
From my address book I see the names,
Have in my life made. never the same.
My fist was a friend named "Bill "
Looking toward the yonder hill.
Always wishing elsewhere to be.
A computer nerd once was he,
A business tycoon in suits he dressed,
But freedom he sought from city stress.
Blue jeans and cowboy hats,
was the life he was best at!
How he longed for days of yore,
as around camp fires stories were told.
He packed up his horse ,saddle & gear,
left it all behind without nary a tear.
The longing for which his heart had cried,
The wilderness mountains no longer denied.
But now he's gone , from my view
To a place, I know not where too!
Maybe a place beyond the blue.
Slipped in my life, and out again,
like a shadow from the rain.
Here comes Marion with spouse in tow
called him Tom, Man, what a fine bow.
From Florida's fair land ,traveling to see,
West Virginia,
Wild and wonderful, Country Roads, and "Me"
So many likeness in our life we shared.
Maybe we were from the same pair?
From our kitchens, Oh so neat,
To our hanging towels on the sink.
The cows through out the house,
We must be sisters, there's no Doubt.
WinterBirds and Chickadee's are birds of a feather.
She is the one , and I am the other.
These are our "Nics" so to speak.
But we feel, we are quite unique.
The world outside she brought to me,
That thought her eyes I might see.
With tales of travel from east to west,
North and south, they get no rest,
They go in summer from Florida's heat.
To a place that none can beat.
The camping grounds is the place to go,
Where the Pennsylvania 's cool breezes blow.
Then there's my good friend Ollie
now that gals an hoot an holler
soft as butter and sweeter still
never a dull moment where she mills
The loss of Her sight is more than a fear,
To my weary eyes brings the tears,
The pain of my friend I can discern.
Not too worry says she, it's not your concern.
If I could but do it, my sight I would impart,
To help a dear friend close to my heart.
I love you and God dose too!
Someday you'll have new eyes,
made just for you!
An Now We come to Bob Who loves the California heat.
A friend in deed, Can't be beat,
Loves to tease me without a doubt,
But never a closer friend have I found.
I never saw it before or bothered to notice,
But now I see, an on it I am focused.
A heart of kindness he dose ensue.
caring for the ones that are like "Sue"
Tender mercy he dose impart,
To all those of faint of heart.
A family that is headed by Bob & Dory
Closer than family I could not order.
Shared their kindness with no reserve,
Helping the abused, to be, NOT unnerved.
Upon our heart your footprints are made.
When I think of you,
I think of no other,
Than a friend that is close as a brother.
Fried tators and coke is his delight.
Makes me shudder of his plight,
Your insides are no doubt,
like the shavings from a medal pipe.
Strange as it seems, each one of you.
have taken my being beyond my own view
fun and games, tears and laughter
I love you all, from here and ever after.