Quote by Wishmaster
12 women for every man??? Oh shit ....... I've nicked someone's quota then - I'm up in the 70-80 range (pre-swinging, pre-marriage statistics ... hehehe, stopped counting on 16th August 1996)

Quote by roger743
There are approximately 12 women for every man on this earth.

Quote by Vicky_uk

Every time I cough lately
I trump
No matter how hard I clench ops: :oops:
What am I gonna do ?
:giggle:

Quote by bigDewi69
Apart from swinging terminology I think i've heard of everything else. But then that's what you get for wasting your evenings surfing for porn on the internet

Quote by Libra+Love
Calm down dear
CiscoCat6k I think you'll find Jomu was making reference to "single men" in the dogging situation when he mentioned the baby seats and "toys". Dogging and swinging, two completely seperate things. Not all doggers swing, not all swingers dog. His comment wasn't directed at "all" single men, but "single" male doggers.
Well, that's how I took Jomu's comment anyway.
Calm down all the same, it's a lovely sunny day, come join me in my garden.

Quote by secretmaccamslag
PM me I want to know what a camel toe is. And btw, I always love the way people add the 'e' in truly, so sweet, lol.

Quote by jomu
Right.
The single guy thing again.
Do we mean "single" as in not married or attached ?
Or "single" as in on their own when meeting others ?
They're not the same, in my opinion.
By far the greater amount of irritating "single" men at dogging sites are only single because their wife/gf is not with them. In fact, they tend to treat the couples as prey rather than people.
These are easy to spot, because they tend to leave early at night. Some even have baby seats still in the back, and the toys on the rear seat are a dead giveaway.

Quote by Libra+Love
:shock: you mean it's not suck and expel?

Quote by Libra+Love
Oh no, you got it wrong. But thanks for the comp.
Was talking about the girl who mailed the young 'en
When it comes to oral, I suck at it. :mrgreen:

Quote by Libra+Love
Would you believe me if I said it stood for Great Oral Darlin' ?

Quote by Libra+Love
There was this odd one today aongst others when i opened my inbox. Sounded pretty genuine, looking for someone a bit more romantic and that. Sent her a reply thinking "what the hell". Then she started droaining on about how her father had been poisened or something, had $15mill locked up in some safety deposit or some crap. Any1 else had one of those? Kinda confusing

Quote by Mikehboy19
When we single blokes post an ad hunting for sex why is it our inbox's get flooded with useless information? Nooo i didnt want to know you had 4 kids and explain to them about your sex life! Did i need to know your hubby can't get a hard-on anymore thats why your rading my ad?!? SEX i said, SEXXX!!
Naughty women :smackbottom:

Quote by polly40
Flipping heck - sends you cross eyed Wish I knew how to put quotes in threads!!!
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Quote by Charlotte the Damsel
:bounce: :high-smile: Happy Birthday, have a great day - and an even better weekend :twisted:
Charlotte & Steve xxx

Quote by mattmoleman
It keeps throwing me out of the thread before it fully loads. Anybody else finding this using firefox?
It does look fine through IE though. I can't see any mishaps behind any forum buttons that you speak of. :cry:

Quote by red_931
sunny???? lmfao,,I can only assume you haven't opened the curtains yet,,,lol.....welcome,fellow manc!!

Quote by midlandsman1970
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT

Quote by Nicola&Alan
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?

I wouldn't worry about it, Benz, that isn't what all women are looking for, or all swingers for that matter.
But newone is looking for someone to join him and his missus and needs something to "convice" her, so he tells us.
He might not enjoy watching it, but if his problem is convincing her, he needs to make the offer atractive to her.
Rachel
:wink:
What's the record for the most posts within a post anyway?
Rachel
:wink:
I meant quotes within a post
No -
quotes within quotes within a post
Third time lucky
Rachel
:wink:
You sure you got it right that time, Chick???
You know now I'm not so sure.
Oh well doesn't matter.
What was the original question again?
Rachel
:wink:
Oh - I spelt "convince" wrong.
Sod it - I'm not going through all that lot to edit it out!
Rachel
:wink:
Yeah. Try bringing that lot into MSWord to spell check it !!!
Can't help you with the editing. I'm off for another riding lesson to see if C's monster can dump me on my arse. I swear to God if he refuses at the last second again, I'm out the side door.
Am I allowed to come back in on this little game here??? this does make pretty little pyramid patterns as well eh? Still that's my two penneth!!How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?
Have you told your gf/wife that this is something that you are interested in? Perhaps if you mention it as something that you have been thinking about and leave it at that for a while, it will give her chance to think about it.
I know that since I aired my feelings to DB, it is now so much easier to let my mind wander while I am on the train to work!!!!!! You know, that 'wonder what it would be like to ............' scenario!!!!!!
I am finally doing something about it now though as I have put my name down for the party on the 31st July and am going to the NW much in August. If I don't like it, I can say that I have tried and it is not for me, on the other hand, if I do enjoy it then..............who knows :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you good luck but PLEASE do not try to force the issue - it has got to be your gf/wife's choice.
CA xxxIn answer to your question newone you cant make her do anything shes not happy with then expect her to enjoy it.
Try talking about fantasys introduce her to the idea see how she reacts, then take it from there.
I used to work in a Swingers Club and have seen first hand wives & g/f's there under duress . It is not nice to see. and for them to experience
This has to be something she will be happy and comfortable with.
That didn't quite work. (Iwas under instruction) If we keep going, will we get it so there's only one word at the top of the pyramid, Benz??
(Just been suggested we should take this game to a less serious thread!! I've just been told off for playing silly games :silly: in serious posts. So thought I'd escape a and in the hope of ( really) and start this to see if anyone wanted to play??
Me!! I want to play !! 8-) 8-) Who told you off????
U got there b4 me Sgt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only just!! :lol: :lol:
I would've got there first, but I didn't know how to play. :banghead:
Wasn't it me that started this?
Well let's see if we can go for the record this time
Dunno
But I'm off to bed soon :wave:
Rachel
:wink:
Now we have two pointless threads we can play with.
Who would have thought swinging could be so much fun?
Rachel
:wink:
See how small we can squish dambuster :lol:
Just got laptop back
Yes you did start it, Rachel; but I don't think you got shouted at.
SG, I'm not sure I'd enjoy being squished - or would I ? ? ?
And Sarn't; WTF do think it was that shouted at me ???
Why does she still have that power?
Yeh I responded to myself twice didn't I and then everyone else sort of took it and ran with it. No, didn't hear any shouting.
Those poor smilies are gonna get pretty squashed together before too long
Rachel
:wink:
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
And now I'm getting shouted at for putting commas in the wrong places ffs ! ! ! !
So how much do we have to squeeze DB before he disappears then
Lets find out :twisted:
Well CQ you only find things out by trying them :wink:
Now I see where your game came from
Dawn :silly:
Awwww doesn't it look pretty :roll:
...and all went well unti the SH server crashed due to the effort of holding up just one enormous post...
Rachel
:wink:
and the people posting got dizzy and passed out.
'twas the thought of being notnocturnal threw me. I'm a bloke - I can't multi-task at he best of times let alone after half a bottle of Valpoli (had to share) when I have to do this wwwdotinterwebdotnetdotcom thing.
I was mesmerised by the pretty patterns combined with the odd glass of wine I seem to have got confussed a bit so sorry
Has anyone counted how many quotesinpostsinpostsinquotes there are yet?
I can't.
And how did that serious sh*t get in here???
I think its 42 including this one - but then I am over the legal limit and really not upto counting and shit so I just randomly pulled that figure from the air. This is partly due to my recent dougadams fixation LOL
But isn't 42 the answer to everything. Life, the universe - everything??
(and who TF is dougadams??)
You know DB you don't look anymore squashed than you did ten posts ago - how does that work then : eh
dougadams - mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy eyes
Do you remember Kim Carnes - well I'm singing "He's amazing and he knows just what it takes to make you feel alive mmmmmmmmm he's got dougadmas eyes" :lol:
Why thank you Miss.
I thought was Bette Davis' eyes
Can I play please ... :bounce: please :bounce:????
Say I can ... I can can't I? :bounce:
DB are you still in there??? You seem to have been squeezed out of the middle by Calista
Is it me or does this thread take an age to load ,
and has the cafe slowed perhaps cos of this thread?
Gilbert
I think this thread is taking a little longer to load than the rest of the cafe which all seems fine to me
Dawn :silly:
I think maybe we should stop it now. I'm not generally known for knowing when to stop, but I am feeling a little squished now. :wink:
ok I'll stop if you stop :?:
Dawn :silly:
I've got a headache now
If you guys break this forum they'll be hell to pay!
:giggle:
I'm always in the sh*t, Mark.
It's only the depth that varies :doh:
Don't worry dambuster, I'm not scared of Mark :happy:............ (much)
Dawn :silly:
Can I quote you on that? :lol2:
Yes, just click on the word 'quote' top right and it should work :flipa: :flipa:
Just testing Dawn_mids instructions ......... :giggle:
BLOODY HELL!!!
It's a bit crowded in here....
*squeezes in and spots Dawn and Calista*
oooeeee