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Quote by redstilletto
im not here really im in bed snoreing
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**nudges you**... opps soz.. wrong bed... redface surprisedops: :oops:
I hate it when that happens.... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you woke me up ya sod
and youve got cold feet
:shock:
and were s my coco
**trudges to the kitchen** Here ya go darling.. soz again :beer:
Now that your awake.... :rascal: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: 69position hump :hump: :hump: :hump:
Quote by redstilletto
im not here really im in bed snoreing
:twisted:

**nudges you**... opps soz.. wrong bed... redface surprisedops: :oops:
I hate it when that happens.... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by equi-princess
Ooooohhhh..... Ice Pie..... living dangerously there....... not every woman applies make-up whilst driving speed immaterial........
On the other hand... we multi-task on a regular basis.... men can only concentrate on one thing at a time... proven fact..... whether its drinking beer, ogling women, or having sex......one thing at a time!!!!!!
Women can often.... answer the phone, be typing on the pc, drinking coffee, writing in their diaries and still be thinking about what to make for tea...... so when they orgasm... its such a fabulous mindfucking experience their brains shut down...
Case proved..... lol
equi-princess xxx

As much as it may make me unpopular with certain circles here... I have to agree with the ladies this ONCE. loon
My only point is, try to cook dinner, answer the phone, watch a toddler and breast feed all at once....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: Hats off to you ladies.... and may I say that the world is a better place for you being here too..
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Quote by cuddly-catlin
i squirt and its def not water wink biggrin

Errmmm and where were you several months ago eh??? When I needed a squirt fix??
:notes: Note to self... def call this lady up....
Just cuz its a dog eat dog world...
Actually I have just gotten back into London from Canterbury... havent had my fix for the day.....
As I was raise to respect yur elders and be polite to the ladies, I just cant go by a car stranded on the side...
Just today on the M25 a young lady had her Saab on the side... already had bombed by her by the time I realized she was there... Up to the Reigate exit and do the flip flop. She had run out of petrol.. lucky her... I just happen to always carry a tank in the car for just such emergencies... gassed her up got her on her way... a thank you and a smile... that was my reward... dont need nothing else...
I believe that if you continue to be polite and courteous that eventually it will rub off on ppl... I know that there are some that are just not able to do it but it doesnt stop me from trying.
As a side note.. if anyone sees a blaze orange clubby on the side PLS STOP... thanks..
Quote by postie
Just seen this link on t'internet... to a news story.

Apparently Dutch (always the Dutch!) have scanned the brains of people as they orgasm. Apparently women aren't thinking about fluffy kittens or the re-tiling in the bathroom... it seems their entire brain closes down...
It gets even better though! The volunteers were all naked, apart from socks, as their feet got cold... :shock:

And this is supposed to happen when??? Only during orgasm??? :giggle: :giggle: I thought it happened during other times as well... shopping, driving, on the phone, etc.
For my soul mate - WantsToDance
Soul Mate by Orpheus
we meet on the street
my true love and i
by chance or by fate
i cannot decide
but there's another
not me at her side
i know the moment
her eyes lock with mine
i've gone through my life
ignorant and blind
the taste on my lips
of water not wine
i've known love before
in some other time
before she is gone
i see in her eye
a thousand, thousand
lives shared, she and i
i cannot despair
i know in my heart
together at times
but never apart
she's one of my dreams
my soul's other part
**sigh**
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Quote by freckledbird
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
Do you look for an opening then, or do you just come on the person's skin?
Well personally it is up to the ermm shootee... and how good a shot the shooter is as well... but it is always nice to see something to aim at no matter how bad a shot you are..
. blast :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast: :blast:
Quote by Silk and Big G
While youre looking up all the others , look up " irony " :-)

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CONGRATS............... :cheers: :happy:
I remember those days.... ohhhh sooooooooo looooooooooong agooooooooooooooooooo
I wouldnt worry bout it... if they know what it is then they will just smile... if they dont, they will wonder if you have teeth in that thing of yours and his... :shock: :giggle: :giggle:
My last gf was a gusher... god do i miss her... she could and would literally make a puddle in the bed (american king size) so large that it was impossible to sleep on it without being near the center of the "Spot". If we were in any other position she would spray almost as good as Cytherea.
*sigh* Wish I never had to do my military stint... she didnt agree with the military and left due to this... with my baby girl... :upset: :upset: :upset: :upset: .. tried to convince her that it was my duty but she just hated anything the military stood for and up sticks to mom and dads... Oh well.......... better to love and lost than to never have loved at all..... but sure do miss my little girl... :inlove: :inlove:
Quote by Ice Pie
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**

I believe you're meant to all stand around in a circle.
Ah yes but ya gotta queue to get into the circle.. i mean how do you know who takes the next errmm opening... :shock:
Quote by bluexxx
There are plenty of girls out there who'll happily take your money for it.

And plenty who do it free of charge hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Is that an offer blue???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
blast :giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle:
If anyone is giving away some free spunk, count me in :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Queue starts over there gents :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
**stands in position one**
Quote by bluexxx
There are plenty of girls out there who'll happily take your money for it.

And plenty who do it free of charge hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
Is that an offer blue???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
blast :giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle: :blast: :giggle:
If its not toooooo late... count me in for this one.. i am in the country at that time... for now.
Quote by bluexxx
Yes, pure bukkake is very rare - what you usually get is an alloy. The bukkake mines of the Tossa valley are very inhospitable and the ore is difficult to extract on account of it usually lying between seams of very hard fellatio. Bukkake miners have been known to pound away at their rocks for up to an hour for just a few grams. It is highly prized for its ability to be fashioned into jewellery of exquisite flowing forms, in particular ladies' necklaces, which are conventionally worn while otherwise nude for maximum aesthetic effect. The world's most prolific collector of bukkake jewels was Miss Gimya Jisholm of Shooters Hill, London, who unfortunately passed away from asphyxiation when an attempt to simultaneously implant two large bukkake nose studs went somewhat awry.

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What she said...
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This was great.... not to mention the plum.... sorta reminds me of blueballs.... redface surprisedops:
Did once have a crush on young lady when I was in my 20's... she and I bantered all the time with no possiblity of a relationship in the cards at the time.. :upset:
Met her several years later, it was like we were never apart, spent several days together and then parted ways... great memories. Still keep in contact.. still wonder what if, what could have been... she sometimes emails me with the same thoughts that i was having at that moment.. spooky. We have gone several months with no contact then almost at the same instant emails are flowing.. for some reason she always knows when and what i think and vice versa... really great just too bad that we didnt keep it together... but she is a soulmate.. one of two that i have in this world - lucky me. i have found not one but two.. neither are my wife but they are there none the less....
Depends on the ermmm circles you sit in... :shock: rotflmao
But no its not that rare typically... at least not as much as it used to be.
HAPPY B'DAY
Hope that you get all you want and shagged as well... opps thats a bit redundant...
:inlove: :rose: :boo: :giggle: innocent :whistling: :whistling: :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Katien_n_John

I can't, poor sparky won't be able to shout CQDX or whatever the hell it is mad

OMG that brought it back :shock: :shock: :shock:
1978, one 9ft copper pipe, 1 3ft x 3ft square of copper sheet, 1 shiney new cobra 148 gtl dx
11 mtr sideband with the US roaring in from all angles................... sigh, good days rolleyes
:shock: :shock: oh sorry redface surprisedops: remenissing :twisted: :twisted:
(now fully licenced and proud of it )
**sigh** Miss my days in the US. Minimal regulation, maximum wattage and enough real estate to put any antenna you wanted. Best part was that you could ERECT towers (uptp 150ft) without any permission at all. *sigh* Yup it was the cobra 148, couple of different galaxies and even a MOTOROLA (very rare bird).
Dawn, nothing like reaching out to touch someone, whether it is intimately side by side or over the airwaves. Just remember, IF there is a nuclear winter, it will probably be ONLY the hams that will have any communications in this fecked up world....so be thankful you have a nerd that is probably more boy scout or Macgyver than you know.
Just my coppers worth. TA
Is anyone going to watch the sun rise tomorrow morn?
Last time I went was two yrs ago but the sun rise was GRAND. Thinking about attending this year. Anyone else?
My choice was based on my affinity with networking gear, plus when I worked at Cisco everyone thought that I ate, drank, and slept with my 6k box as there was not anyone else around that knew it as well as I did. Hence ciscocat6k, as to my chatroom REGISTERED id, it is actually part of my name and as I wanted to make sure that it was unique the word one was added to the end. Hence the dbestone................. I know corny name but everyone has always called be dbest as I never turn away from a challenge and once undertaken I doggedly go at it until I have become the best that I can at it.. usually much to the chagrin of many of my peers.
Mind like a steel trap... too bad its rusty
SOZ Helen.... they should have at least given you the opportunity to improve.
but on the bright side. If you are a good project manager, my company has an opening! Just a thought.
Quote by PoloLady
1 – your most distinguish feature
Eyes - windows to the soul
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Don Quixote
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
Libra's post and my friends in Italy
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Gold by Stevie Nicks
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
A hug from .............
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Funny that question *checks mail* Yup theys here... finger vibe and errmm NM
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Enjoy my new son after he arrives in July
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
ChateauBriand with back potato, horseradish sauce, fresh green salad and CarrotCake with buttermilk frosting
Actually sounds good **runs for the market**
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Only 8 seats hmm well can fit at least 16 in there if you stack em right wink ....
Well would have to invite me m8's - Wishy and Postie. Then theres Libra, Julie, NN, Equi (no spurs love), and a few others from here... plus my best friend wantstodance
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Work as head of Networking for the NHS
Quote by Libra+Love
You get the "camel toe" look when your trousers are too tight and ya cutting the cake luv :nudge: :nudge: wink :wink:

Can I have a piece of errr Cake? :evil2: :evil2:
Quote by Libra+Love
Google it.
You mean gobble don't ya?

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