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Quote by m800afc
I'd like some techie help please. When I try to print emails, the right hand side is missing, how can I change the width of the email print so it all fits on the page?
Thanks

It sounds like you have got your printer set up for US specs, hence a letter size page instead of A4. Next time you print check you r properties button and make sure you are sending it to the printer formated for A4.
Just me coppers worth
Quote by garyfx99
OMG!!
Can't believe how many bikers there are on here!
And women with Harleys!!!! biggrin :D
I've had the same Harley for 13 years.
It's kick-only, jockey shift (if that means anything to ya!), low and loud. Way cool.
And if any of the ladies do want to meet a long-haired Harley rider.....clean but filthy LOL....I'll be at the Scottish munch.....amd PM's welcome!!
Gary

Kick is right... if ya not careful the bike with kick you off rotflmao :rotflmao:
But with a jocky shift? I know its a steel horse but ya shouldn't a be slapping it to make it go faster :giggle: :giggle:
I have been watching this thread since it began, wondering who I normally look for.
Well I have to say that I look for the regular posters. These are the people that constantly are here with a quick witticism, smartass remark, intelligent repartee', as well as some very good images - liike the new nurse avatar..
I am not going to single out any people, but to just say everyone contributes in their own way and their own time. I am just so glad that there are so many that have contributed to these threads.
Well what better way to introduce myself but to answer these questions.
1 – your most distinguish feature
My eyes
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
Saucy Minx
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
The story Cisco was telling me today " Yes, Sir!"
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
Send Me ForGetMeNots by Patrice Rushen
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
The First Kiss at the Treviso Airport on Friday
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
Thigh Cuffs
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
Travel everywhere
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
Cisco, Of Course wink
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
Cisco, my GirlFriend Windy, My Biggest Fan, and I reserve the rest until I know more of you biggrin
10 – the worst job you have ever done
Work at a fast food place, Ewwwwwww
Molti Baci
Wantstodance

You, with that look in your eyes
Who do you think about
As you fantasize?
Oh, how I need your caress
Anything you want
The answer is yes
Lose yourself in me - The beloved
Quote by Wishmaster
I'm sorry, but due to a technical glitch in the system your application has not been processed and therefore cannot be approved.
You may, however, go AWOL, in which case you will be required to attend a formal hearing upon your return. The committee will consist of 10 male members of SH and various tasks will be required by you to be performed in accordance with the rules and to the committee's complete (and utter) satisfaction.
Please apply here if you want to be on the committee:
1). Wishmaster
2).......................
3).......................
4).......................
5).......................
6).......................
7).......................
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Enjoy your holiday Steph!!!

OY OY OY
Wishmaster.. numbers 2, 3 and 4 MUST be postie, myself and ceryndon... just gotta be
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by blonde
I didnt think they were real either !!!!
But now I know they are !!!!
Said too much !!!!! lol

:notes: Notes down that BLONDE will be on the demostration team as well :notes:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Wishy.. ya shoulda made it more difficult.. I even guessedbefore reading libras post.
Then again...
Quote by davej
Can someone tell me please, do this navigation systems need to be fitted and wired into the car or are they simple plug in systems?

Some can be simple plug in systems, you can use your PDA's, Smartphone, etc.. basically anything that has Windows NON-OS. er OS.. can be use. TomTom makes a very nice all-in-one package that mounts to your window/dashboard and plugs into the cigar ligher.
Personally i have the maps in the car AS well as TomTom. Since the upgrade to Ver5... It is great. Version3 was good but 5 has much more. I also use the checkPOInt plugin for it to show me where all the speed cameras are, as well as pubs, restuarants, maplins, etc. There are several POI modules that you can download for free to show you your favorite type of places.
Just my coppers worth.. <hangs up the P T Barnum hat>
Quote by postie
OK, Jason H, presuming you are genuine, and you didn't mean to cause offence, especially as it isn't really anything to do with me, that's for the lasses you mentioned to decided if it was offensive or whatever. But -
- now imagine this, would you say the things you said in your top post to someone you had never met before if it was in a real life situation? (outside of porn-directing and paying for "services")
Buggery... i did say i was sitting here quietly!!! Shhhhh.... I almopst got him off the hook there... back to watching it unfold...

Reminds X-Man 2 of the baiting forum... please put the pole back in the garden shed.
:shock: Garden.. **wonders what he remembers bout garden*** :idea: Oh yes.. <hijack> This at least is a thread about SEX<end hijack> :giggle:
Vix please at least leave him his teeth.. they will need it to identify the errmmm bloody remains.
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Errm Deb.. would but you know.. .a crosseyed, wartfaced, six fingered, hunchbacked, webfooted fugly geek website would just a) scare the hell out of ya b) probably put everyone off of sex for life (in fear of having an accident like me) and c) get me banned by the mods... redface
So unless you know someone that can do CHEAP surgery.. I will have to decline ................ at this time... However, you may have success in changing my mind with the RIGHT blast :spit: passionkiss kiss 69position hump :grin: :mrgreen: reward.
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Quote by blonde
What about a sign in the Window that says................. We are not looking for single males ?????????

Make sure that its in braille too :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Sorry to rain on this parade but my lasting final remarks are along the nice side. I do not let there be an argument, I do not insult or belittle (no pun intended) and I really do not want any hard feelings. You/I wish to go, we discussed it like adults, lets part friends or just part, but at no time do I wish to part embittered or as enemies.
Make sure they are packed, offer to take em anywhere they want, and make sure that they can a) get a place to stay b) eat c) have a bit of pocket money.
Several gf's could not handle that and were shocked by my response. At the end of the day I am the only one that has to look at MY reflection in the mirror.
Certifiable Crazy Man - thats me loon :loon: :loon: :loon:
I will be going now... bolt
:censored: :censored: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :fuckinghell: :huh: :huh: :huh: loon :loon: :loon:
For me gotta be shaved... baby ass smooth... find it is just sooooo much better rubbing cheek to cheek(s)... Means I have to shave sometime twice a day.. but its worth it.
Well coming from a male perspective, I keep my nails VERY well manicured for as you said... IT CAN HURT... so I do try to be a bit ermmm respectiful of me ladies bods...
As to women with nails.. love to feel them on my back, arms, legs - hell anywhere... If she is going to sit and let me drive fine.. but if she decides to take charge.. errmm nails can nick, cut rip certain sensitive skin areas redface surprisedops: and is not enjoyable.
So to answer your question.. if you are even 2% sure that you might be using them anywhere else beside on the epidermis then.. clean em, bit of polish (color or clear) and GO HAVE A GRAND TIME....
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrreat AVATAR.... **sweats a bit again**
I have done strange sex, sex strangely, and even stranger sex :shock: redface... but not sex with a stranger. (heres hopeing Jags sees this) lol :lol:
As to the thrill of it... I can understand it.. I have had times that my then gf and I played a game, she dressed up and went to a club and it was up to me to find her, wine her, and then finally take her home... She was a MASTER of disguises :color: Was it the same as a stranger NO but I can see your point.. Not my style.. with the amount of ermmm things that you can P/U from ppl, I would prefer to know the person I am about to go shag BEFORE I do that... not a guarentee that its totally safe but if they are aware of it and you are more that a passing person in their life, you most likely will either be told bout it or they will kindly NOT shag you.
Just me coppers worth.
Quote by blonde
blonde 995 now
you getting moist with antisipation then ?
andy

Going all goose pimpley !!!! does that count ?
Its a start... **bites you on the neck AGAIN**... go girl.. get them 1000
Cheerleading squad:
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Quote by bigDewi69
If you want to talk about swinging we can, but here's some material first.....

If that doesn't interest you then you can try another site. You must have us mixed up with some sex-crazed, orgiastic group who can't get enough of it rolleyes
:lol2::lol2::lol2:

WOT??????????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
We not here for sex-crazed games???? **mutters bout false advertising**
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Quote by john45_sw_uk
biggrin hello everyone - i was just wondering if anyone actually uses the chatroom??

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: well actualy ............ a pretype, pre awareness gizzmo would be really good, unless you have naturally 100mph scrolling eyes. If you do, no problem, if you dont, be prepaired to lose all sense of reality :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I wish you the best of luck ................. (and thats just for getting in)
100MPH??? i have clocked it on a slow nite at over 200.. but it slows to a crawl.. usually when everyone stops typing to look at what has been said WHILE they were typing...
But is there anyone in there.. nope.. just a bunch of bits and bytes.. and a bit brain or two..
Quote by RedHot
I refuse to join in this thread as I'm one of those guilty of baiting trouble makers in the chatroom (see Ian Mids thread), so don't want to be accused of doing it here too rolleyes
. . . . . Oh what the heck! I'd like to add throat gargling blow jobs and tongue tingling fellatio :twisted: :grin:
Tracy-Jayne

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ERmmm yeah.. that would be me too.... Guilty as charged....
**whispers to angel... i left the door open** rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by tallnhairy
OK it was worth hunting down ;)
Vix's avatar: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/182702758842b98c410357b.gif

**falls over with heatstroke**
Whew is it hot in here or is it just Vix??? :wave2: :wave2:
Quote by PoloLady
I can't argue with that.
Will you marry me? lol

Errmmmm PoloLady... does this mean that you are getting emotionally involved now?
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Quote by polly40
I know of a few laybys and keep thinking "ummmmmmmmmm should I take the plunge/"
Do you know, I might just, so if any of you lot are around, I'll be the one waving my left foot through the window, lol :P
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

:notes: Note to self: Stop bombing by the laybys :notes:
Quote by clouseau and kato
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Its great though! wink

AGREED..... Love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it
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It is typically sweet and VERY STICKY.... some women gush, some ooze, some squirt.. whatever the method.. it is FANTASTIC.
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Quote by EagerSlut
...............you should come and see what fun places they are to be! wink :wink:
Warm balmy moonlit nights out in the open.
The fresh air and peace of the countryside.
A few beers, a barbie if you like (the culinary kind).
Loads of new people to meet. wave
And, even a free cabaret with live sex if you're in one of my favourite ones! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :uhoh: redface surprisedops:
What more could you ask for, and what's holding yer back?!! poke :grin: :grin:
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

WOW now thats not an offer you find often.. drink, food, and sex in a relaxing atmosphere....
innocent :whistling: :whistling:
Quote by Angel Chat
Have to say I agree with Ian here. It definitely makes our lives more difficult, and can lead to abuse of us as ops. Eg this morning, I received a pvt message that simply said "fuck you" before the person in question left again.
So - as a polite request to the self appointed room police.
Leave the warnings to the op's please!

And while we're here and on the subject, I don't need anyone to open the door for me if I'm about to kick someone any more than I need to be told when to kick someone ;)
But angel its not opening the door for you.. its letting in some fresh air... :bs: :bs: :bs:
**runs off to grab his fishing pole**... must be some fish somewhere.... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Just joking Angel.... **wonders bout the sunshine today**
Quote by cuddly-catlin
hi there i got this out of a magazine
How come ?
is it possible for women to ejaculate ? My boyfriend is convinced that i did recently.
answer
When women climax they sometimes produce a small jet of watery happens when orgasms make the bladder squirt out a tiny amount of wee
thanks jo x

sorry but the magazine isent right, mines not wee. smile
I can def say it is NOT wee. Having been fortunate enough to have had several partners that do ejac as well as introducing several others to this wonderous pleasure I can honestly say that it is a fluid that depending upon the person can be anywhere from thick to watery. The fluid does STAIN fabrics but with a bit of patience and plenty of Oxi-Clean you can get it out.
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Female ejaculation refers to the expulsion of fluid from the urethra during orgasm. The paraurethral/skenes gland also referred to as the G-spot produces female ejaculate fluid. These glands open into the urethra. During sexual stimulation they swell and fill with fluid. The muscle contractions during orgasm force the fluid into the urethra causing the ejaculation or expulsion of the fluids.
Female ejaculation is not a new phenomenon. For centuries there have been reports of the expulsion of fluid from the vagina during sexual arousal and orgasm. The Greek philosopher Aristotle wrote about these expulsions. There are also several references in classical literature to the emission of fluids from the vagina during sexual arousal.
Until relatively recently women were not supposed to really enjoy sex or encouraged to be in touch with their bodies sexual desires. Their husbands usually ridiculed women who squirted. Who mistakenly thought the fluid was urine. Misinformed gynecologists and doctors contributed the squirting orgasms to weak bladder control and urinary incontinence. Some women have felt extremely self-conscious when the fluids suddenly and unexpectedly released. Thinking the may have uncontrollably peed themselves during orgasm. This is clearly not the case.
The elusive female ejaculation or squirting orgasm has been a very controversial topic. Many people have never even heard of it. Some medical professionals deny that such a thing even exists, others agree that it happens but are unsure of its causes. Still others continue to contribute female ejaculation to weak bladder or incontinence. Doctors do not examine women when they are sexually aroused, nor do they attempt to stimulate their patients. Therefore the amount of medical research is limited.
Female ejaculation is steeped in myth and mystery. However there is no denying that many women experience this wonderful aspect of their sexuality.
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Nuf said
Quote by x-man0223
now this has been a interesting read
i cant say what anyone else on here is looking for but for me it is simple i want to be able to have a laugh when i cant afford to go out i want to meet new friends which i have i am not in it for a shag i havent even posted a add and i have been very lacking in pm's(sending). if i do end up meeting somone then i have to expect that it proberly wont be what normal people would consider a normal relationship and if it dosent work out then so be it.
so i think i am saying is come to the site and eventualy i will make a munch maybe i will meet somone and if i do i will remeber where i met them but most of all i hope i have the most fun i can have all the way thru and not upset anyone and if the sex ever comes into it then leave the major emotions at the door as it proberly is not going to go anywhere if it ever happens
enjoy the site all and just have fun

worship WOW **checks keyboard** you sure you didnt read my mind???
Now as to Ice's post... valid words and an excellent piece of art...
**now wonders if Ice is related to ann landers**
As an animal lover and owner.. good on ya Rache......... :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote by redstilletto
im not here really im in bed snoreing
:twisted:

**nudges you**... opps soz.. wrong bed... redface surprisedops: :oops:
I hate it when that happens.... :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
you woke me up ya sod
and youve got cold feet
:shock:
and were s my coco
**trudges to the kitchen** Here ya go darling.. soz again :beer:
Now that your awake.... :rascal: passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss: 69position hump :hump: :hump: :hump:
:twisted:
am best time for a bonk
hang on ill just finish me drink and ill be right on it :hump:
Woo Hoo.. once more round the park please.... lol