Dear single men, - and any married men pretending to be a couple, 😉

Please save us all a bit of time,… and read the following…

I am a recently singled woman, not bitter, not angry, but I don`t like to be messed about.

Had a few kids.

Had too few adventures.

- Looking to redress that imbalance! 😁

Into anything fun, making new friends, having sensual experiences, - and not hurting anyone’s feelings.

I am not into providing sexy photos, and getting photos of your penis in return

(Believe me sweetheart, when you’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all… 🙄 you’re not that special, sorry )

As a single woman, there are quite a few conditions to satisfy, before any socials/meets/other.

I`m hoping to meet other like-minded women, and friendly couples, for socials/meets/parties/general company/mutual back-up.

The deciding factor in any liaison, will be the lady communicating with me, Claudia 😘

Yes, I am in my 50s, with wrinkles/wobbly bits. Nobody is perfect, not even you.

What I lack in looks, I try and compensate in personality!

So, if you’re not intimidated by my frank honesty, and you are respectful of all persons involved, maybe we can have a lovely time together.

I will be in Lanzarote for October, visiting family. I have my own car, and I do love the beach. I have friends in Mala, so a visit to Charco is also likely.

Claudia x