I could say I'm built like a brick s***house with a dick the size of a baby's arm - but I won't (because it isn't). I'm an average guy of average build who's on the lookout for a laugh - and some form of horizontal gymastics if it's going.

If so - get in touch!

PS. If you're wondering about the photo - what can I say? I was involved in an industrial food mixer accident as a small child.