Is there much point in writing this? There's so many guys on here I've probably got as much chance of a lottery win as I have of getting my message to you plucked from the storm of overt suggestion and dick pics.

Fuck it, I reckon the most important thing you want to know is that if I message you, and you ignore it, I won't message you again.

If I message you and you say no, then I won't be a butt hurt wee bitch about it and will say thanks for the reply and wish you well.

If we arrange a meet of any description, I'll turn up and have manners until I'm required not to. 

Anything else you want to know, read my veris and look at my gallery.

Ps, I'm fucking great BTW. I'm intelligent, I'm chatty, I've got the hands of a concert pianist, lick like a thirsty terrier and can breath through my ears.(at least four of those statements are true) ;-)