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CopsandNobbers
Over 90 days ago
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i'll choose C ..... neither !
A small finger is OK , but anything more than that is a definate no no. .....spose that makes me a tightass rolleyes
Quote by Alexandra
Wondering if there is any therapy I could arrange.......................

would i appear over eager if i said
Hell Yeah !!!!!
worryingly i am fascinated by this thread :crazy: ...... brought back memories of being a teenager perving through the ladies underwear section of my moms Grattan catalogue confused
hmmm,...... is there a therapist in the house ? rolleyes
Quote by rocky horror
I tend to go for the Johnny Wikinson method myself...if its bust drop kick the bleeder...!

yeah thats ok in principle but customers tend to get a teeny weeny bit tetchy when u dropkick their pc's ... weird i know rolleyes ......
p.s. To all the 13 yr old kids writing virus's , eat shit and die ! alltho the work is appreciated redface
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Either youve got a big mouth or you havent seen the true size of a butt plug before?? dunno :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink

yes and no comment cool
Quote by Alexandra
spluttered all over it (and all over my jeans)! rolleyes

ok , whip them off i'm i'll put some vanish on them. Now where did i put that see- through skirt :twisted:
And yeah , i dont mind steve mcqueen , cant blame a guy for selling out when he's dead. As excuses go that ones pretty 'bullit' proof.
I'd just sat down to watch the French Grand Prix, when the adverts came , bloody typical. But this annoyance was nothing compared to the shock of first seeing Donald Sutherland (yes , THE Donald Sutherland) advertising Barclays Bank !!! WTF ? :shock: This screen legend advertising a bank , sheessshhh . To compound this even further , the next advert had Ray Liotta (Goodfella's etc etc) advertising Heinekin lager :doh: I didnt watch the next advert in case it was HRH the Queen advertising tampons :cry:
Can u imagine taking one of your kids to a new movie release and your nipper saying ''Look daddy its that man from the Bank advert' , not look daddy its Donald , star of countless hollywood blockbusters!..... Is that how these people want to be remebered as by the next generation ? ..... Does the wedge of dosh from a 30 second commercial really warrant such a shameless sellout? I really cant believe they need the money.
Rant over ....
A very disallusioned CopsandNobbers
EDIT : If anyone finds my dummy i spat out can i have i back. Dont want anyone mistaking for a butt plug rolleyes
i am guessing that the judges are struggling to tear themselves away from the entry email inbox..... i know i would be cool
Vodka ... and not that watered down stuff u get over here ... the proprer russian stuff that makes u go temporily blind ....
Quote by rocky horror
just my wit mate...
gets me strung up MANY a time...
Glad to meet you on here anyhows.... rolleyes

nothing wrong with wit m8 and after 8 hours piddling around fixing pooters , i can only just remember my name
nobberandcops
Quote by rocky horror
is that because of your avitar...haven't got a clouseau????
JOKE ok???

pmsl , u may be joking .... i on the other hand ..........
ahhhhhh i knew this thread would descend to my level eventually ... was only a matter of time :grin:
Quote by rocky horror
IFWe could travel on the rim of space at just the right speed could we in theory dodge time and keep in the same day forever???

This is definatly one of those questions that you need to consume copious amounts of alcohol prior to answering ... see you back here @ 11pm 'ish ...... to surreal for tea time .. lol lol
Quote by Younglad
You were actually one of the ppl that i got pm'd reason ive posted so much is because idiots keep posting stupid comments after i post a completley normal answer and then have to defend it like this....

Must admit i think the lad is getting a bit of a rough ride (double entendre unintentional)
Now back to thread topic , probably way to often , if thats possible rolleyes
Quote by Calista
Calista (signed her real name for a second eeeeeeeek) x
(note from Calistas Hubby ...... put the name thing down to vodka)

Calista isnt your real name ? i always use mine lol
Mr C. Opsandnobbers
Maybe its the Kronenbourg , or maybe its the euphoria i am feeling at that git Marco's eviction from Big Bother , but there is a very special reason i like tit wanks and larger chested ladies , but i'm not sure its the sort of thing i should confess to unless on a phyciatrists couch. dunno
Quote by Younglad
Whats your problem

cant u just feel the testosterone in this thread , lol .... handbags at 10 paces next rolleyes
Quote by redstilletto
boys getting excited over tit wanks
makes me wanna grab an older gezzer rocky wink

I'm not a boy and Tit wanks still do it for me !!! redface
it maybe coz i am semi pished , but i found that really feckin hilarious , lol
p.s. anyone else hover their mouse over bireaders boobs looking for a shark ???
no ?
just me then redface
Quote by Alexandra
OK OK - I'll put some clothes back on then Cops! rolleyes

In / out /shakin' it all about , either way you do it for me hun
would have to agree , full frontal or legs akimbo as u call it does nothing for me. The thought of what lies beneath is the real turn on for me.
E=MC2 and Anticipation = Erection lol
Quote by Alexandra
There are loads of great people on here - many in the North West -

awww ta babes
seriously ,welcome to the forum NervousNewbie , its great to have yet another NW bod on board lol
so your looking for a cross between Babara Windsor , Dame Edna and Robbie Williams (unpopular in USA) ... hmmm ... good luck with that m8....
Cops
p.s. found a link that you might enjoy..