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Quote by Mark
Real men don't use MS Windows at all :P ;)

correct. Linux is the way to go, just wish more people knew about it.
There is an incredibly easy answer to all of this .
1. Do not open emails unless u know the sender
2. Do not open attachments unless u know the sender
Allthough if u live in the North Wales / Cheshire area please carry on as i need the work lol
Edit : Joke confused
Quote by Alexandra
(Less surprise at the fact that Cops would drink the screwdriver rolleyes )

lol... if its got vodka in it i know about it , as u well know wink
Quote by celticq
I like the bit about him already being done for having a screwdriver - I wonder what he did with that :shock:

I'd drink it
Aol (pronounced AO -Hell) software is a pooter cancer . It takes over your pc and is the most resource hogging isp software i have eveer had the misfortune to come across ( for my sins i am a pooter engineer). I have lost count of the call outs i get for AOL . typically it goes something like '' my pc was fine , then i installed AOL now my pc is very slow'' the simple reason is that the software is hugeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ... Pipex for example is minisicule in comparison, and in my experience just as easy to set up.
its a shame that most peeps only know bout the big boys coz there are some outstanding ISP providers out there offering non intrusive software at superb connection rates / fees.
On the flip side if ISP's like AOL werent quite so bad i would have less work lol
tc
Cops
Quote by clarensteve
So what do you guys do with your days off???

Drink too much and then one of two things happen , falling asleep or falling over. The former is less painfull but less funny... sheeshhh i need to get out more
There was a report in a pooter magazine last month and the companies that got the biggest slating for poor connection and or speed were : NTL / BT / AOL / /Virgin
(all the big boys!)
The Best suppliers were :
/ FairAdsl / Get Online Broadband / ICUK Breathe.
(all the smaller companies)
Maybe handy if you bear this in mind when your contract comes up for renewal.
If you are having probs with NTL pop over to , u will not be alone in your frustration there confused
Quote by DarkandHandsome69
SOMEONE HAS TO PAY!!!!!!!!
i am now in my email and the poxy access number/password thing isnt there!!!!!!!! Tried to re-register and it say that email is already in use!!!! ARGH!!!!
DAH69 mad

Make sure the email didnt drop into your junk folder
Quote by JudyTV
There is a little program deigned specifically for spell checking (amongst other things) forum posts. Its not one i have used alot myself but a friend whos dyslexic swears by it.
Its and is available for Win95/98/ME/2000 and XP , no mac version available.
And yup its free biggrin

When its downloaded , install it and close all IE windows. Open any Internet explorer page , post a message on any forum , then click on tools at the top of the IE page and click on IESPELL.
Simple lol

Just downloaded and tried this cute little spell checker and it works a treat. Nice one CandN kiss I am not sure which dictionary it uses so if anyone knows then please inform me. Also, if it doesn't use a English dictionary is it possible to change the dictionary to one that is English?
JudyTV
yup .
just click on options and make sure you are viewing the languages and dictionaries tab. Select English UK , as its set to English US by default.
Glad you like it smile
Cops
Quote by bristolguy
HELP - Can anyone explain why the pictures in photoads aren't showing?? Is there a setting i need to change on my pc? Everything else is OK. Any help appreciated, cheers lol

no , no idea , soz confused
Edit: Just double checked Bristol , they are working gr8 for me m8. I take it you are clicking on the Heading's under the 'Subject' main header arent you ? ... otherwise may be a firewall setting or internet explorer setting that needs adjustment
There is a little program deigned specifically for spell checking (amongst other things) forum posts. Its not one i have used alot myself but a friend whos dyslexic swears by it.
Its and is available for Win95/98/ME/2000 and XP , no mac version available.
And yup its free biggrin

When its downloaded , install it and close all IE windows. Open any Internet explorer page , post a message on any forum , then click on tools at the top of the IE page and click on IESPELL.
Simple lol
Quote by newone
How can you make your gf/wife interested in swinging or a 3 some?

Make ? imposible to force someone against their will to do anything, i think youre asking for trouble. Best thing i can suggest is to get her on here , introduce her to the social aspect which would maybe dispel any pre concieved ideas she may have ...
good luck
Cops
Quote by Alexandra
Thanks mate!
(.......wanders off muttering ......with friends like you...........)

awww hun , as if i would .... you can trust me
Alex,
Was just thinking the same myself , lol.... well no mods about at the mo , and if they return i'll say u put me upto it
if its the same as mine you can pop the cover off and manually wind the gear mechanism which ejects the dvd if its under warranty i wouldnt do it .
Best i can suggest , soz
tc
Cops
This may sound a bit bizarre but .........
My best holiday was in a static caravan in Snowdonia , North Wales. The weather was horrendous , we were the only occupied caravan on the site there was no site shop or club/bar and no entertainment apart from a pair of collapsed goalposts on a waterlogged football pitch .
At the time i was working a 7 day / 70+ hour week , and going there was like i had stepped off the edge of the planet. No noise , no people , no stress .... the only telly channel we could get was S4C ( a welsh version of channel 4 for those that dont know) , but none of that mattered , it was , and still is the best holiday i ever had. I went back to work fully refreshed and feeling gr8 . I went to Florida the next year and felt like i needed a holiday to get over the one i'd just had!
No accounting for taste !
Quote by Dan Solo
Hi anyone
I know this is not exactly the same problem but .............
How do you attach a pic to your posts ?????
I have tried and tried banghead and still not come up with the winning formula :doh:
Sorry to be a dimmo blink but it is Sunday morning yawwwwwwn :sleeping:
Dan wink

just type and either side of the url to the pic u wish to display , so for example to display your pic i would type the following it will then show the piccy below (plz dont leave any spaces between the brackets.



to get the URL of the piccy u want right click on the pic and select properties , copy and paste the URL.
N.B.
Many sites wont allow 'hotlinking' so u may have to download the pic to your pc first then upload it to a free web host.
good luck
Cops
Your problems run deeper than a msnmessenger fault. The file name u quoted is a spyware/malware file. Download the following FREE program
save the program , preferably in the C: (primary partition /disk) drive and run a scan. DO NOT fix anything , just select the save log option and pm me the file it creates.
Regards
cops
P.s. Also a good idea to download spybot search and destroy from here > .... update it , run it it m have it fix ALL problems.
Quote by MrsFC
What a place.... for such support for one another !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smile :) :) :)

and so say all of us !!
well said :)
assuming that u have broadband a re install may be the easiest course of action.
Personally i would un install the current version u have prior to downloading the fresh install.
To Remove
Click on start
Click on control panel or settings / control panel depending on your operating system
Double click on 'add / remove programs'
Highlight Msn Messenger and select Remove /un install depending on your operating system
Restart PC
Download new Msn Messenger from here >
good luck smile
Cops
Quote by Santino
How about some sort of badge or ring or some thing like that!! that denotes you are a swinger, or a secret hand shake

sounds more like the masons than swingers. Allthough i am sure the two bodies overlap.
did u do the other things ? if so what result ?
EDIT : what operating system are u using ? Win 98 / Win ME / Win Xp etc etc ?
are u sure the program (msn messenger) is not running in the background and it has just reduced ? Do u have the green Icon in your task bar ? If you press the Ctrl Alt and delete key at the same time do u see a program called running under the processes tab ?
its pretty difficult to diagnose as i dont have the PC in front of me , but start with the above as a start point then maybe we can work it out from there.
I would also suggest deleting temp internet files and cookies as a matter of course , it may not fix the problem but its good housekeeping anyway .
good luck
Cops

Welcome aboard m8 , not sure about siggy , probably best to wait for one of the ladies to respond.
Cops
I think everyones ideas on this are different , however the only real opinion that counts is your wifes, how would she see it ? lol... Personally as far as i can see as noone is getting hurt and you are not sexually involved i cant see a problem. It also depends how secure your wife feels in your marriage as to whether she would trust you having a plutonic relationship with a lady, without being jealous.
good luck
Cops
Edit: Just realised what you avatar is ... lol ... not at my sharpest b4 midday confused
ello tripod ,
open the piccy in Paint m8 ( start , run , accessories , paint)
Click on File and Open , and open up your piccy
Click on Image at the top
Click on stretch/Skew
Reduce horizontal / vertical percentages from 100 % until u have desired size
There are free progs on the net that do this , but i always use paint , but its personal preference really.
Dont forget to save pics as jpg , not .bmp format
Cheers
Cops
EDIT: Oops , or do what Alex said ... doh could have saved meself all that typing ..lol. rolleyes
Quote by midlandsmale39
yes of course it has occured to me , im one of those peopHAD to have one or the other , which would i choose. Well the answer in that situation would be B , with a gallon of Esso SuperLube thrown in.
In reality my answer would be to bolt get the hell outta there wink
Quote by midlandsmale39
thats easy for you to say Rosie, but then why it should be different for the guys to admit ive no idea.

has it not occurred to u that a lot of guys may genuinly not like either proposition you have suggested , and that its not a lack of bottle stoping them to admitting to liking / fantasizing about either of them , just simply that it does nothing for them ?
just a thought ....