Quote by Dlep
A Welsh, Irish or Scottish lilt does it for me
Oooooooooo a Scottish accent ....my knees go all wobbly and I become all giggly
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Countess
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Female, 50
Straight Male
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Quote by essex34m
Why would it matter how old you are, as long as it works? Just a number. However, you have to be honest, as Hisnhers said.
Yeah but there's no need to be honest about pointing out the grey hairs though!
Which, incidentally, only look grey at all because they started off blond - OK? If they'd started off black - they would only be light black now!
Moi - sensitive? :undecided:
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Tune you can always use my line..."They are not grey they are silver streaks I have done"
i never noticed, i was looking elsewhere, i shall make a point of looking next time....
ops: I wont ask where...but you'll get a 
if you point any out :lol:"ooh, have you been painting ceilings?"
OOh you catch on quick... :wink: :lol:
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Quote by essex34m
Why would it matter how old you are, as long as it works? Just a number. However, you have to be honest, as Hisnhers said.
Yeah but there's no need to be honest about pointing out the grey hairs though!
Which, incidentally, only look grey at all because they started off blond - OK? If they'd started off black - they would only be light black now!
Moi - sensitive? :undecided:
.
Tune you can always use my line..."They are not grey they are silver streaks I have done"
i never noticed, i was looking elsewhere, i shall make a point of looking next time....
ops: I wont ask where...but you'll get a if you point any out :lol:
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Quote by westerross
Why would it matter how old you are, as long as it works? Just a number. However, you have to be honest, as Hisnhers said.
Yeah but there's no need to be honest about pointing out the grey hairs though!
Which, incidentally, only look grey at all because they started off blond - OK? If they'd started off black - they would only be light black now!
Moi - sensitive? :undecided:
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Tune you can always use my line..."They are not grey they are silver streaks I have done"
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Quote by the_Laird
and you call yourselves friends
*goes off to hug security "blanket" (really a Norwegian jumper)*
Hey YOU started it all
ops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :gagged:No point in being shame faced about the idea now!!
The new look seems quite popular in some quarters :wink:
Tell me about it.
Easy's taken up knitting!:shock:
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Quote by the_Laird
And Countess says she has a soft spot for large cocks :shock: :giggle:
If you give her a large cock, wearing a Norwegian jumper and during the hours of darkness when there is no smell, then she'd be ecstatic!
:giggle:Fee
XX
Yeah but tell her to watch out for the rocks in high heels.........
and you call yourselves friends*goes off to hug security "blanket" (really a Norwegian jumper)*
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Quote by the_Laird
However you did spank me at the Notts munch so it's head to head ...snogs vs spanks :twisted:
Take it mine doesn't get a look in then???
Quote by the_Laird
What kind of incentives are we talking about here?
Almonds optional
can you take the head and tail off it for me as it's such a fiddly thing to do ...especially after drinking a beer and trying to look lady -like in front of friends
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Quote by essex34m
i know when her birthday is.....
and I am sure I can be persuaded to tell.... :twisted: :twisted:
this could get expensive, i know too
What kind of incentives are we talking about here?
the kind that are very affordable to you......
the kind that I got at Bolton :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i have no knowledge of this, so am therefore unable to be involved in the bidding
However you did spank me at the Notts munch so it's head to head ...snogs vs spanks :twisted:
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Quote by Fektart
i know when her birthday is.....
and I am sure I can be persuaded to tell.... :twisted: :twisted:
this could get expensive, i know too
What kind of incentives are we talking about here?
the kind that are very affordable to you......
the kind that I got at Bolton :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
I told you the flashing boob thing was a complete accident
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
.......and slim just jumped out the window at the sight of your jaggy jumpers!!!
What jaggy jumper? I am without one of these gorgeous items!
:? :? :? :? :giggle:Don't have a birthday. :shock: That just seems sooooo wrong. We'll have to make up for all the ones you've missed by buying you lots of wonderful Norwegian knitwear. ;)
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Quote by Dirtygirlie
OG, what colour Norwegian jumper would you like me to order you? :notes:
Fee
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You're surely having a laugh lady!!
I'm game for many things... wearing one of those jumpers ain't one of them!!
Awww but I've looked and looked and found you a lovely one .......
it's got it's own hat so you can pull it down and hide when you see someone you know and everything :smug: :twisted:
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Quote by the_Laird
Emmm.............
YEP!
What so I can giggle like a naughty school girl,fall over large rocks in heels,get numb lips and to top it off come out with comments that are going to haunt me for soooooooooo long.
Thats what happened last time and I only drank two...
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Quote by the_Laird
OOOOOO while it's quite in here I''ll just slip into the jacuzzi as I need to get these tried aching limbs back into working order.:shock:
MMMMMMMMMM these bubbles are really doing the trick I wonder if there is anyone about who could get me a nice cold bottle of corona
That enough for you???
Oh my god no more than two thank you or you don't know what I'll get up too. :twisted:
Barman.....case of Corona for the Countess please!
:smackbottom: anyone would think you were trying to get me drunk sir
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Quote by the_Laird
Fee
You get yourself down here, all you could want, a nice clean patio, plenty of wine, and anything else I'm sure I could find for you :twisted:
And whilst you are away, The Laird can finish off 'the work in progress'
Thanks Sarah....just pointing this post out to him!!!
Fee
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Waayyyy Haaayyyy
Single-ish Bloke Looking for Girlies
(no previous building experience required, although knowledge of fence erecting an obvious advantage
)I have the house to myself for at least another 2 years, lets party folks!!!!!!
Please may I be first on the party list :bounce: ...I think it must be something about the new avatar but I just fine it sooooooooooo sexy :twisted:
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Quote by the_Laird
OOOOOO while it's quite in here I''ll just slip into the jacuzzi as I need to get these tried aching limbs back into working order.:shock:
MMMMMMMMMM these bubbles are really doing the trick I wonder if there is anyone about who could get me a nice cold bottle of corona
That enough for you???
Oh my god no more than two thank you or you don't know what I'll get up too. :twisted:
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Normally Sundays for me are housework days, however this Sunday was started in Keswick in the Lakes with brunch with friends we meet yesterday and then we travelled back.
I'm now recovering from the activities of the weekend with a lovely brew which Easy is going to make for me
I'm now recovering from the activities of the weekend with a lovely brew which Easy is going to make for me
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Quote by celestria
I love the freshly showered smell... doesn't matter what shower gel it is, just that clean smell is soooo yummy.
I wear D&G feminine... I love the smell on me. Tart wears D&G masculine and eternity according to his mood and I love the smell of them both on him. An ex but still good friend of mine wears ck one... the smell of him wearing it still does things to me
Easy use to wear CK one now he's into Hugo Boss and True Star at the moment, but he's such a tart that he changes his smelly all the time
.He also use to wear Old Spice when he was I remember he use to drown himself in it
I have to agree with you though I love a good smelling guy ....I do have a habit of sniffing blokes next to me :oops: and thinking mmmmmmmmm he smells good enough to jump :oops:
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Quote by Calista
I was "diagnosed" with OCD a few years back, as part of depression. One of the biggest indicators for me is that I get obsessive about the house and how clean it is. To the point where I can't settle if something is untidy.
I'd wipe things down 10 times, stress about where things lived ie ornaments etc.
The depression has passed and the house permanently looks like a bombsite now
Cx
snap that's what started me off ....I stress sooooo much over the housework and can clean the same thing over and over again :shock:
When we have people coming to stay I drive easy nuts the week before cleaning every room twice if not more .Especially the bathroom
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