Profile Update.

Written by Mr.

This may be the longest profile on here. No doubt some of you will immediately switch off but hopefully some will be intrigued.

We’re fit, slim and healthy and while it may be considered a boast it really is a statement of fact, so you know, neither of us have problems attracting the attentions of the opposite (and sometimes same) sex 😊.

That said we’re no, “Spring chickens” but have the “Benefit” of relatively colourful pasts with several long-term vanilla relationships. We’ve been together for 6+ years and have a very loving relationship and active vanilla lifestyle.

To the interesting bits:

We joined Swinging Heaven to find a female for Mrs. Only a couple of years ago, Mrs accepted/realised that she is bisexual (a bit of a story in its own rite😊). Our thinking was that we hoped to find a unicorn for Mrs to play with while I watch and maybe join.

Surprise, surprise and most of you will know that unicorns are as rare as the name suggests. We are therefore happy to realise and accept that, to find a female for Mrs, we will need to engage with couples.

We have met with 6 or 7 couples but only, “Progressed with one”. Progressed to Mrs playing with the female and some soft and frustratingly close-to hard swap (another story in its own rite and later you’ll see why I say, “Frustratingly”).

Our current state of mind:

Mrs likes/loves men. She loves to tease. I think she likes the - sort of - power in it. No, that doesn’t make her a dom. However, she says she really doesn’t want a man. That’s because she sees men as a potential threat to our relationship – what if it/he, “Got into her head?” That’s what worries her. A very realistic concern, I think.

My biggest fantasy/desire is to watch her fuck another man.

Mrs biggest fantasy/desire (not sure it’s before her playing with another female or after) is watching me pleasure a younger woman orally.

Most (not all) of our sexual activity involves:

            Masturbating together

                        Mrs loves watching me

I love watching her and she loves playing with a 6” silicone dildo while more and more often whispering things like, “Fuck me Billy”. We call the dildo Billy and no, we don’t know a Billy in real life 😊.

Masturbating while watching porn. Our current favourite porn scenario is two females with plenty of wide-open leg oral sex and then the two females are joined by a male for more of the same and eventually some rigorous fucking.

So, there you have it. Make of it what you will. We’re still looking for a couple that we could meet so we can enjoy each other (by the way, I’m not in the least bit bi). We don’t want multiple relationships and don’t really consider ourselves, In the lifestyle.

A note for single guys – maybe, just maybe. Trying to avoid wishful thinking here but I’m convinced that if you’re half sensible, realistic, physically attractive (what ever that means) and circumstances are right, there’s more than a chance that my number 1 fantasy could be fulfilled.

If you’re still here and interested, we’d love to hear from you.