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Crashnnix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Oxfordshire

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Why bother with the hassle of a house clearance - just leave all your windows and doors open while you're on holiday - result !!! cool
A nice lady in a suit, well spoken and with her hair tied up - that really floats my boat.... lol
Quote by Steve
There are thousands of them, they devote all their time "defending" groups of people who neither need or want to be defended.

Anyone remember a certain trade mark on a Jar of Marmalade ?
I think that was a perfect example....
Ahhh the old days.......... biggrin
Quote by foxylady2209
Bad day.
I was delivering a one day course and a flaming slow-poke read every single bloody word in the notes SLOWLY, made his OWN notes SLOWLY after having been told 3 times there was no need, took 5 times as long to click one bloody button than everyone else and made the course run 1.5 hours late. That's a full 25% over-run. Except there was no extra time so he is responsible for the whole group missing a whole chunk of training.
Put it this way - if someone misses that much of the course by being late or leaving early we normally make them resit it. To use the system I teach you have to be PC literate, used to using Microsoft stuff at least. The task of creating a new folder was beyond him FFS. Basic competency was totally absent - the course joining instructions specify PC literacy as a pre-requisite - he probably thought he IS PC literate. Well I have a shock for him - HE ISN'T!!!! He's f'ing useless.

Good day - Prodigy Tickets Obtained for next year at MK
Bad Day - I dropped my toast
Think i need a PC literacy course .... now what does this big red button do.......ooops lol :lol:
Quote by Dlep
Ahh, the very thing.
anyone recomend a half decent ftp / website builder?
you thought that was easy didnt ya lol
needs to be free / easy to use & drag n drop would be really cool coz i just can't be arsed with html any more,
the site i want to put up really doesn't warant the effort of dreary hours of html editing, or spending loadsa money on software or hosting.
My isp offers 20gb of free webspace, unfortunately the crafty buggers neglect to tell ya what your http / www. address is lol, love it, crafty buggers surprised)
Its been sooo long sinse i had any interest in web building that i've probably forgotten everything i ever knew lol.
Thanks guys xx
Pete


Click on the SE version as that's the Freebee. You'll have to register online, but that's it biggrin
If ya dont like that one - this one is quite good - drag n drop and shows a decent page schematic

I like it lol
They've been around for years - now they have what they think is power - they are.......THE ANORAKS!!!!!!
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put stretched jumpers on a 50 degree wash and stretch them back to their original size while wet - note doesn't work with partner they just need to diet and exercise bolt
Had all sorts of touch screen phones - if you want one with email etc then the blackberry is for u - however i found them annoying because thay are a little fiddly - iPhone is the best one purely because you dont need to read a manual - just play with it and it doubles up as an mp3 player and movie pllayer - downside is it battery life because yer always buggering about with it lol. iPhone is available on other networks pretty soon.
btw i'm not an Apple nut - i dislike them but this has to be the coolest phone on the planet especially with unlimited internet access on contract. worship
oh iphones support push and calendars etc quite well - i got my google calendars and contacts /mail all set up no problem as has nix on hers - we share the same calendar. If we lose the phone our contacts etc are not lost that way.
Quote by steve-j
old one but brill!!!!!!!!!!
THE BIRD CAGE-Robin WILLIAMS STARS, A GREAT COMEDY!
DONT MISS IT! lol

Its a classic!!!
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Your Mrs snogging some random female over the frozen peas in Tesco might be a bit of a giveaway confused

Ooooo id snog ya in the meat aisle lol
Never has floated my boat lol
Do you prefer to cum during oral sex or penetration?
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
You evidently did not detect the hint of irony in my last post rolleyes lol

I was being doubly ironic :lol: :lol:
Is shopping a national sport now?
We have a rule - never take politics into the bedroom - it just ruins the moment lol
Hotel booked - Nixy confirmed - so all in all confirming that we confirm that we are confirmed as being confirmed to go lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I prefer mine clean shaven though when I was with Dai he preferred the natural look - felt like I had the Forest Of Dean in my pants! confused
It's very sexy when someone does it for you too :twisted:

I'll do urs if u do mine :giggle:
Deal :thumbup:
Pity the last time someone did it for me was the most memorable and enjoyable part of the meet :?
Well they were doing it all wrong - moisturising afterwards is a must and excellent fun ....then the play begins... 69position :scared:
Quote by Bambi
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ignore the lot of em bishop, i'm the only sane 1
in here. :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly: :silly:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: :crazy: loon :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon: :loon:
ohh and Welcome 2 SH. :lol:

Just be prepared to fork out for some Jimmy Choo's and a new white jacket with extra long arms - you know the one accessorised with velcro straps; buckles and ball gag bolt
Welcome m8tey and make yourself at home, stick to the rules and you'll do ok on here - have a ball and say hi when we're in :welcome:
now where did i put that whip????? whip :silly: :silly: :silly:
nah - thats an 'i've just farted and he wont know for about mmmm 1 minute' smile.... :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Knackered
skint
cuddly cool

Cuddly?.....yer gawjussssssssssss biggrin