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Crashnnix
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Bi-curious Female, 56
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Quote by Varken
If more folk reported the abusers more regularly we might see some serial offenders banned as they deserve.

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If Ops aren't around this is the only way we and Admin know there's been a problem, so if you do get into difficulties with an abusive member please doreport it.
Well said Varken - abusive peeps are often enjoying upsetting others in their own little world or just tanked up and spoiling for a fight. Nixys had her fair share of abuse from men outraged that she dare show her boobs on here and called her a fat pig etc... Just report em and carry on camming they have tiny minds and an inferiority complex combined with a lack of social etiquette. :happy:
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i get very few wispas - and nixy gets loads lol....some abusive we just ignore but most are from peeps who can be bothered to chat normally. If the room is hot and chat is flowing wispas can be annoying as wispas serve us well for setting up meets etc or just finding out gossip :P
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Quote by Bear69
chatrooms in SH are very clicky and no matter how you try to join in by saying hi or whatever you are more often ignored.

Most of the rooms will be full of people who actually know each other and are firm friends now,altho it does look like a clique.
They didn't start off that way as they have probably made their friends thro SH by talking and joining the chat.
Best way might be to try and get your name down for any socials and then you ll meet the people there and it is a good way to start off chatting by saying "Hi we met at the social"
spot on woo :thumbup:
A spot on woo? Needs to exfoliate more - oh ffs im turning into a metrosexual lol
Nah absolutely 100% right - just chat away - doesnt matter if its total rubbish, but if you make em laugh it helps oil the wheels wink
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Quote by poshkate
You can't have been negotiating for that long if it's such a shock. I find it's quite normal for a client to 'walk away' from a deal as a way to call your bluff. Most of the time they come back smile
wink

Works for me on here lol
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Quote by Sassy-Seren

A Matter of Life and Death with David Niven - This is possibly my fave redface

OMG! You're the only other person I know who's ever heard of this film! :shock: I scoured the shops to finally get it on dvd a few years ago and I never tire of watching it! biggrin
OMG cmere and hug meeeeee - i've never known anyone to have even heard of this film passionkiss
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
I prefer mine clean shaven though when I was with Dai he preferred the natural look - felt like I had the Forest Of Dean in my pants! confused
It's very sexy when someone does it for you too :twisted:

I'll do urs if u do mine :giggle:
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5th Element - Purely for the ourageous costumes
Love Actually for demontrating all kinds of love from Grieving through to Love that can never be..
A Matter of Life and Death with David Niven - This is possibly my fave redface
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Hi - can we be put down for a deffo yes please? lol
And could you mail us details of nearby hotels please? Thanx xx
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Quote by bouncy332
ooo yes would love it
to b able to get outta bed scratch me nuts n pull on closest items of clothing and b ready for the day would b a real treat lol
also would need my swap day off work so i could spend it wanking would love to know wat that feels like wink

Its a real meaty treat rotflmao
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Brucie - sometimes refusing to back down and standing by your principles commands more respect.....
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Quote by brucie
you lot are missing the point of this wonderful thread. i would like to be a roman emperor.

ok ok - mushy stuff aside here's the boring answer
I would like to go back and work with Nikola Tesla and carry out insane experiments with electricity.....you were warned lol lol :lol:
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we just laff our socks off when it happens - can't beat a good giggle when bonking lol
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Shaved/waxed rocks - no more hairs in the teeth and it just feels so much better when having sex...nuff said biggrin
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If i could go back I would've wanted to meet my g/f and not my ex wife so as to have not wasted so many years bolt
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see this thread - it may help
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/297804.html
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Must've been a day with no news - come to think of it, when has the Sun ever had any news in it??? lol
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Quote by noladreams
Hey to squirt or not to squirt - having never experienced it - i wouldn' mind it actually turns me on come to think of it... biggrin

I was the stroppiest, most foot-stampingly petulant non-squirter ever... till this summer. *sighs*
Happy days! The squirting thing is fun - definitely a 'different' feeling but fab.
I would just love to find more people who can find my squirtable spot. wink
I feel an adventure coming on lol
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Quote by Choochie
i kilo bar of cadbury - not fruit and nut as they take up valuable choc space!!

Good point lol
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Quote by deancannock
something i have suggested to admin....is how about basic members...for want of a better term...being able to reply to mail...but at a cost of say £1 a mail...or ofcause join.....think it would be an idea.

What ?? and like for a social meet and for a shag ??
don't understand your problem here....people would be able to reply to single mails they get..should they wish. This way I am sure they would get a taster of the site....and see it is actually cheaper to sign up. a reasonable idea i thought !!!!!
It may be a good move to attract more members if they can reply to just 1 mail then they have to join to respond to any more......just a thought cool
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OMG I got hammered on Friday - never again - I am officially off the booze for good. Think ill stick to diet coke and coffee from now on redface
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Urine is sterile and can be useful to help clean cuts etc when you have nothing else i.e. when out in the middle of nowhere - yes it smells when stale due to impurities etc
In reply - yes I have peed in the shower, but only the shower...as for wiping my cock on the curtains....why bother when there is a perfectly good skirt to wipe it on usually :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Quote by foxylady2209
I want a triangle of Toblerone that is 6 inches long on each side and at least 2 inches thick. Just leave me with it - I'll be fine.

ooooo i have just the thing... :mrgreen:
Green n Blacks Flax seed chocolate
Wonka's Venezuelan is sweet
Chilli chocolate cold nearly blows yer head off lol
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I think i'd like to be a woman - although i'd probably be a complete tart with it redface
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Hey to squirt or not to squirt - having never experienced it - i wouldn' mind it actually turns me on come to think of it... biggrin
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Quote by Theladyisaminx
I know what you mean ..although I have been called a witch a man a tart and an escort ..lol one of the reasons i am not renewing my membership ..lol as the people who said these things are still around so why should I do a cam or put myself out there for these idiots

Because you have many friends it seems that might miss you!
Will miss you if u go - come back xxxx
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