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Crashnnix
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bi-curious Female, 56
0 miles · Oxfordshire

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Quote by Lost
I know for a fact you (well I) can fall in love at first sight. I did. Different from anything i'd felt for any other partner previous the lust part took a little longer. About five or ten minutes longer biggrin

Ten minutes??? blimey - you had to finish the cup of tea and jaffa cake first bolt
Quote by Dirtygirly
quite right...I don't have boobs.
I barely have a chest!
lp

Yeah but you have a great arse! :rascal:
Blimey doesn't he just - and im a straight bloke lol
I didn't think the old 'Love at first sight' was true...
Until I met Nix - I poo poo'd the idea - yet one meet and we were both madly in lust then love within the space of 3 weeks...and still are.
Did you experience it as a 2-sided or one sided thing?
Was it really lust or love?
Madagascar 2 - Although the film contained many original points of reference for adults, methinks they have exhausted the concept.....I'm just a big kid biggrin
Most Microwaves have the warning - Do not use to dry pets ..... due to some very stupid people in the colonies.... banghead
Isn't it so nice to see all the brits in here happy - British people are not happy unless they are always moaning, defending their 'Britishness' or invading (oops sorry - helping) somewhere whilst selling weapons to the 'enemy'....
We British would die of boredom if life in Britain was always rosy...
We are all different - and chuffing medication doesn't help either with weightgain side effects of steroid groups - I am by no means thin - or fat - I would like to say I'm happy - thats all that is important biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
Can I just wish for sex? Three times. Well, more if it's on offer lol

It's always on offer :swingingchair:
Quote by Theladyisaminx
a few tugs? you're meeting the wrong sort of bloke!!
blast

ermm was that an offer? redface
lamo - I'm game ya minx x
My Son messed school up so started again - he is happier - passing all of his exams with good grades and to top it all has his mind made up which path he wants to take now - He just wasn't ready before...
So - no matter which way your kids want to go just give them one thing...your support x tc
Plenty of sex can count towards exercise - I think 5 portions a day will do for starters......... hump
Quote by Mrsgoggins
1. To be able to orgasm as frequently and easily as I want to.
2. To become part of a large group of like-minded people who regularly indulge in free-for-all fuck-fests.
3. To develop a friendship with a lady or couple who we can have sex with on a regular basis as well as 'vanilla' activities.

Sounds like my idea of 3 wishes biggrin
You forgot one off the man's list - Stop spending His Money as well as your own lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Lost
I as a bloke used to fake it with an ex - she got quite wet and i could get away with saying I had then waiting for a while and finishing myself off with a decent head fantasy and a w*nk But then we were incompatible she being horrible and the sex being duty shag and me? Oh if i'm honest probably not dissimilar to her, Thank god we did seperate.

You knew my ex wife? :evil2:
ooo - ooo - beer! - peasants used to get most of their vitamins iron and other minerals to suppliment a poor diet by drinking ale....the temperance movement caused more damage in 10 years than anyone would care to realise....I'll shut up now - good luck with the diet x
Food is food - you can survive on most non-harmful organic componds if prepared correctly - There are too many theories and pills to try to solve the fat conundrum - we all know deep down it is just we are idle - when times were old people worked hard and played the same - now we eat the same volume and do a fraction of the exercise.... thats my 2 penneth worth - btw we were all nomadic - thats how the globe filled up biggrin
okay im going to stick my neck out here and be serious for at least this answer. I used to be 23 stone - I tried all types of diet and only the following worked for me. I am cautiously saying for me...... oh and peanuts are not nuts - bin em!
1. I threw out all ready and packeted meals - they contain huge amounts of salt and excess sugar - for those who think they know - corn syrup is a main component in many meals and meats as is cheaper than sugar - it is a thickening and bulking agent.
2. Avoid the crisp/sweet aisle
3. Buy fresh veg and Meat/ Fish - cut all fat off red meat and only have once a week - Rabbit and venison are low in fat if good cuts.
4. Exercise 3 times a week for at least an hour - cardio and weights.
5. Walk if its under 2 miles - I dont care if its raining.
6. Park the farthest distance from the Shopping centre in the car park lol
7. Learn to cook properly.
8. Consult your doctor about more tips - they will tell you to exercise more so do it.
9. Watch the weight fall off
lol
Quote by Sexymexy
My faith in Single guys is sometimes tested.
Received this PM:
hey there, ust thought id say hi, im coming home to bath shortly trying to meet a sexy cpl liek yourselves. i have sum pix on my profile for u to look at, im 25 slim toned an have a nice fat 8inch cock, check me out an get bk to me if interested
I'm a single girl!
If you're going to copy and paste take some of the words out!

Sexymexy
Maybe he was talking to your breasts when he said " a sexy cpl liek yourselves" lol
Blimey..............forgot I left those out, again.....
Note to self, buy bigger Work Shirts...... redface
I prefer the open neck look Mexy biggrin
if 'God is a DJ' why is the music so crap sometimes?
:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
Quote by 1luvlyguy
I'm a single male, I've been on the site a couple of years. I haven't met anyone yet as still bit shy err well lacking confidence I guess to be truthful. But, I've really enjoyed chatting to new peeps singles and couples alike.
Occasionally even in chat as single male you can feel a bit left out but hey, take it as it comes and don't take it too seriously and you won't go far wrong. smile

Shy? you ? awwww never dude cool 8-)