Quote by mikegloster
Dave,
Cheers, a great night - thank you.
Mike and Mary xxx
Ps;
8 people in a hot tub? Outragous!!!

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I love oral but I like giving and receiving equally though I can't do it in a 69 position.
My fave is with him behind me while we're both standing or laying in the spoons position though I think I'd have to make do with the good old missionary. I do love to look deep into his eyes just as he's about to come. That turns me on so much :twisted:

Quote by winchwench
Just alienate your family members- works for us! :lol2:

Quote by Millyfemale
can a Hertfordshire lady come along ?!?!

Quote by noladreams30
I don't really make anything up other than saying I am visiting friends.
I like to keep my lies simple. I find it more effective that way!
Nola x

Quote by Steve
Fortunately I have a hobby which means I meet people from all over the country on a regular basis so one of em is bound to be having a birthday or something every now and then :-)

Quote by Misskitty_2008
When I went to the Oxford BBW social recently.. I told the elderly ladies I care for that I went to a party for big beautiful women... they would have choked on their cocoa if they had really known what I was up to.....

Quote by Peanut
I've never felt the need to make up an excuse, though I am continually having to deflect my youngest's constant question "are you tag teaming a married couple Dad?"
Kids today huh?

Quote by Calista
The worst ones are when the in laws are babysitting at ours instead of having the kids overnight and then suddenly realising on the way home from a club that I went out with dry straight hair and am now coming home after romping in a jacuzzi all night :shock: :shock:
Still not worked an excuse out for that one!

Quote by Freckledbird
I went back to university as a mature student and the younger students are all engaged, married, having girly nights, babies, 21st/30th/40th. birthday parties. Then there are teacher forum meets, school reunions, going out with ex-workmates. All sorts of excuses

Quote by bustylady40
Our workmates are such party animals.
xxxx

Quote by silent_bob
As far as my Mum and vanilla mates are concerned, you're all a bunch of online gamers, specifically Battlefield:2142 players.

Quote by foxylady2209
The guy sounds seriously insecure. Probably the worst condition to be for a swinger.
My ha'p'orth. I wouldn't consider someone a timewaster unless we had agreed to meet up, made definite arrangements and they then called it off with no intention to meet. But that is almost impossible to judge - things come up, relatives arrive. All sorts of reason to cancel at the last minute. Even getting cold feet is ok - we should always go with our gut feelings about a meet.
I suppose the only way you an really know the are timewasters is if they keep doing it - but even then circumstances could be against it.
As for are you shallow? Well, swinging is hardly a deep, spiritual experience. LOL. Yes, people make friends, develop relationships - but swinging in it's most naked, basic definition is basically shallow - two or more people meet up to enjoy mutual, sexual pleasure. How deep could that be?

Quote by Calista
What excuses have you given to family or work colleagues for your sudden interest in visiting just about every town in the country and explaining all your new 'friends' that they have never heard you talk of before