Advice taken - I'll avoid the chatroom then.
So are we limited to 'chatting' on the forum and placing ads in the Photo Ads section then?
I've just taken a peek at the Male ads and think I got knocked down to page 2 in the space of 3 minutes or thereabouts - I think we're a little 'guy heavy' on here at the moment!! ;-)
Crikey HLB, I hadn't thought about it being too long and readers perhaps considering that Shaun was genuine. Ooops. Sorry!
For all those 141 peeps who've viewed the post.......PLEASE SCROLL DOWN!! :-)
Hope you all had a wonderful New Year. I'm hoping to kick off 2006 by getting back into the swinging malarkey and will be about in the Chatroom later this evening if anyone fancies a 'real time' conversation.
Cris0
Thank you for the warm welcome and hope to chat with y'all soon!
:-)
Cris0
Can anyone, like, help me? I need a shag right. That’s why I’m here ok. In fact I want to meet a lady or a couple and get naked and start fucking within 2 minutes of walking through the door, right, and like I’m so desperate that I’m sitting here with a stonking hard-on and I’m, like, in Leeds on business – well, more of a lads night out like - so if anyone wants to meet up tonight, no, I mean like now yeh, then that’d be great wouldn’t it. In fact does anyone know where the sleazy clubs are around here as this shag thing’ll never ‘appen and I’ll end up traipsing around some seedy back streets looking for a club or a massage parlour and probably get beaten up? But anyway, right, back to it yeh. I’m 5’7â€, my name’s Shaun, I’ve got a no.2 haircut, Man U tattoo on me inner thigh for the ladies, I’m well big and looking for you baby - but if your husband touches me I’ll punch him, right, ‘cos I’m not gay right, bloody poofters - I’m sat in this Internet café surfing right now and just thought “I fancy a shag†and me mate had talked about swinging so I typed in ‘swinging’ and here I am, big and hard and waiting for you to message me back, right. So can anyone, like, help me?
CUT!!!
Just highlighting exactly what I’m not……!
I'm a tall, 33 year old (apparently attractive) guy seeking to explore the swinging scene a little more after having sampled it a while ago - ideally within the Cambs, Beds, Herts, Essex, Suffolk area. I'm happy to meet females for some no-strings fun and may also consider a first-time couple experience, which is something that I've not tried before. Complete discretion, common sense and respect is a must for all concerned. Luckily I own a good body and am pretty well-endowed! :-) I'm very laid back and can travel meet but unfortunately can't accommodate. If anyone would like more photos or would like to chat with a view to meeting, then that’s fine.
Cris