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CuddlySimon
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 45
0 miles · Staffordshire
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Sexpert
was going to say, why not just reply to his post it would fit there, but don't want to sound like a mod, not that that's a bad thing but I'm not one 
Sexpert
Yup, recognised him straight away, didn't recognise 2hot from her pic, but she lived up to her nick :smitten: :lickface: (should I speak about people in the first or third person as they are here?)
One of my highlights happened outside the munch though
One of my highlights happened outside the munch though
Sexpert
Hmm yeah could organize something before hand rather than during and get very confused. 
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sounds hot 
is that the Flag Judy's talking about or something else, what picturees? where download? who?
is that the Flag Judy's talking about or something else, what picturees? where download? who?
Sexpert
Who was best dressed at the munch do you think (should this be a sepparate thread)
I vote for charlotte the damsel, maybe because I found it hard to stop looking at her
outfit.
I vote for charlotte the damsel, maybe because I found it hard to stop looking at her
outfit.
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an I have some reserve floorspace too? I'm only 5'5 also I think your muscles really wouldn't like picking me up :)
Just looked up about getting there, just a 3 hour 28 minute train journey with 3 changes but the price is good :) Unless could get someone who's going to give me a lift before the time, if someone drops out :)
also I think your muscles really wouldn't like picking me up :)Just looked up about getting there, just a 3 hour 28 minute train journey with 3 changes but the price is good :) Unless could get someone who's going to give me a lift before the time, if someone drops out :)
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maybe if you buy multiple pins and put them in different positions on different areas of ytour body it could mean different things
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Quote by Sexysteph
Want to put my name down?
yer cant cum twice babes its been down ages
Steph
I can cum twice :lol: but forgot I was already on the list.
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Quote by EagerSlut
Why not journalists as well? They're human too!
Even Sunday Sport ones?
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I haven't read the entire post 
I have no idea how I would get there, but could try and work out, if you somehow you lose enough people I'd like to come it sounds like alot of fun! 
So maybe on the reserve, reserve list?
I have no idea how I would get there, but could try and work out, if you somehow you lose enough people I'd like to come it sounds like alot of fun! So maybe on the reserve, reserve list?
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Quote by willxx69Errrrmmm, isn't 25 half way to 50?
Well I'm 25, so get me before I get old
my PM is always open
I presume you only started counting at 20.
Will
..........I'll get me coat!
You win the pony trekking holiday
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OMG how did this get here I'm no good with computers! (sorry injoke on another forum)
Your mother must be very proud
err am I being to harsh?
... okay read some more, no
decided can't really afford this going london the week before then there's 2 in september.
I AM 26!
Your mother must be very proud
err am I being to harsh?
... okay read some more, no
decided can't really afford this going london the week before then there's 2 in september.
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I've only been to one munch so I'm kinda new.
With only minor shelfwear.
With only minor shelfwear.
Sexpert
You do need to say a bit more about yourself, I mean with so many blokes for women to choose from you need to compete, and that means making it easier to make an informed choice.
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Yup repeating what everyone's already said thankyou for putting up, and the food and drink, although I had had enough alcohol by then :shock:
was a bit quiet and reserved but couldn't really think of much to say, well couldn't really think to well at all.
Really good hospitality, felt I should have brought a bottle or something, maybe buy you a drink at the next munch, I'm sure if everyone did the same you'd get well plastered, I was wondering if everyone was going to turn up
Oh yeah think I might have got your name wrong in the main thread, sorry, I'm still kind of hung over, and as I said a few times am terrible at remembering names.
was a bit quiet and reserved but couldn't really think of much to say, well couldn't really think to well at all.
Really good hospitality, felt I should have brought a bottle or something, maybe buy you a drink at the next munch, I'm sure if everyone did the same you'd get well plastered, I was wondering if everyone was going to turn up
Oh yeah think I might have got your name wrong in the main thread, sorry, I'm still kind of hung over, and as I said a few times am terrible at remembering names.
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Well I'm 25, so get me before I get old (feeling it already though, agh, half way to 30!)
my PM is always open
(feeling it already though, agh, half way to 30!)my PM is always open
Sexpert
Hello, thanks to everyone who were very friendly and thanks to the organizers and for the badges
I really need to go get my eyes test and get glasses is my only excuse for having to look so closely at the badges. Found it myself a bit nervous but managed to go around but found it harder to start comunications with people as my brain cells were destroyed by Whiskey, I drank way to much. My head hurts.
Great night, just got back home, on a non munch related note the Villager 1 bus route is the more terrifying trip ever.
Debbiewebs, thankyou for the welcome :shock:
Thanks to Alex and Dean Notts for the accomodation, and thanks and sorry for anyone who offered it but I couldn't find again.
I think I'll just go for a lie down.
Oh and thanks to Postie for the lift to the trainstation (the bus station would have to be right on the other, higher side of town wouldn't it
)
I really need to go get my eyes test and get glasses is my only excuse for having to look so closely at the badges. Found it myself a bit nervous but managed to go around but found it harder to start comunications with people as my brain cells were destroyed by Whiskey, I drank way to much. My head hurts.
Great night, just got back home, on a non munch related note the Villager 1 bus route is the more terrifying trip ever.
Debbiewebs, thankyou for the welcome :shock:
Thanks to Alex and Dean Notts for the accomodation, and thanks and sorry for anyone who offered it but I couldn't find again.
I think I'll just go for a lie down.
Oh and thanks to Postie for the lift to the trainstation (the bus station would have to be right on the other, higher side of town wouldn't it
) Sexpert
Why don't you shove em up your arse!
:lol: :lol:
(Childish, but someone had already said about the buttcrack which was what I was originally going to reply)
:lol: :lol: (Childish, but someone had already said about the buttcrack which was what I was originally going to reply)
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Yeah I hate the smell of perfumes and aftershaves and all that stuff, I usually find it overpowering. I can stand a quick spray of lynx cos I like the smell Phoenyx I like best I think but most other smells, well except food ones, I'm not that fond of, if they make a chicken balti smell/flavour de-odorant that wouldn't be so bad
I can usually smell if someone has some kind of spray on a mile away. Much prefer if they are simply clean and if they smell unpleasant during sex that's just natures way of saying you're not compatible.
I can usually smell if someone has some kind of spray on a mile away. Much prefer if they are simply clean and if they smell unpleasant during sex that's just natures way of saying you're not compatible.
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Actually that 'story' sounded like a typical layout for a typical contemporate porn video took me a minute or two to see what was wrong.
Yeah porn flicks were better when they were done on film, but as the format got cheaper so did the production values.
There are some moderatly well done less churned out porn vids but they are the exception.
Yeah porn flicks were better when they were done on film, but as the format got cheaper so did the production values.
There are some moderatly well done less churned out porn vids but they are the exception.
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I'd ask if I'm on the secret one but 1: it's secret and 2: you don't know me
Sounds like a fun do though.
Sounds like a fun do though.
